After losing the Great Emu War, Australia has now decided to declare war on feral cats.

63  2019-04-28 by Coonass_alt

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Cats > auscels and it's not even close

Mana~ Sausage sizzle from heaven.

"They've got to taste good," Shane Morse told the NYT. "They are the cat's last meal." PETA Australia calls the poisonous sausages "horrifically cruel"

Yes it’s horrifically cruel for the cat to die after it’s last tasty meal, out in nature where they live. They deserve cold and dark PETA kill centers with death by injection. That is truly the most peaceful, unfrightning, way for these cats to go. Do better, be better Aussies.

You mean warm wood chippers. PETA knows the best ways to kill animals.

People Euthanizing Terrible Animals

Wonderful

I have a feeling we're gonna have reports of bogans and abos dying from these

Can you complete the cat sausage challenge?

"Okay so we have enough money for 1 million poison sausages"

"Fuck hang on a second, bogans and aboriginals are gonna eat these if they find them"

"...k so 2 million sausages then. I'll take the pay cut"

I don't see how indescriminatly dropping poisioned sausages could possibly go wrong. Surely no other animal or small child would ever consider eating one.

Actually the 1080 poison is chosen specifically because Australian animals have evolved to be immune to it while introduce species aren't.

I hope they douse the whole “continent” in the stuff and finally remove the h*man menace.

That's pretty wild. So they've essentially made an ethnic cleansing bomb.

Soy sausages.

Soysages

Well he's right. Those herbivores aren't going to die of eating poisoned sausage

Any child retarded enough to eat a sausage they find on the ground deserves to die

I've never met a toddler that woulden't put whatever they can get their hands on in their mouth, let alone an actual piece of food designed to taste good.

Yes toddlers deserve to die, the stupid cunts

Dropping poisoned bait pellets has actually proven extremely effective at controlling pests. It’s worked miracles in New Zealand and other places and it is a surprisingly well refined technology.

Will the United States step in to save our allies in their time of need, or will we capitulate to the (((purring Jew)))

Watch some poor homeless dude pick one up because he's starving and then just die like 15 minutes later

Well he's not going to be starving anymore.

Cats are shit.

Change my mind.