Analysis of /u/TotesMessenger's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 3 months, 13 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Man walks into a bar where there is a robot bartender. Robot asks man, "what will you have?" Man says "whisky". Robot asks man, "what is your IQ?". Man says. "160". Robot talks to man about space exploration, quantum mechanics, and advancements in medical technology. Man leaves bar and thinks, "wow! that was really interesting, think I will go back in." Man returns to bar.
Robot asks man, "what will you have?" Man says "whisky". Robot asks man, "what is your IQ?". Man says. "100". Robot talks to man about the NFL, basketball and NASCAR. Man leaves bar and thinks, "that is unbelievable, think I will try that one more time." Man returns to bar.
Robot asks man, "what will you have?" Man says "whisky". Robot asks man, "what is your IQ?". Man says. "60". Robot leans over and says, "so , you voted for Hillary?"
Feel free to steal my joke and replace with YOUR least favorite politician.
Analysis of /u/____________13's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 3 years, 3 months, 12 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/umar4812's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 4 months, 14 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/shazbottled's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 5 years, 0 months, 26 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/PPP_Your_Boat's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 3 years, 3 months, 1 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/Sokkathelastbender's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 4 months, 11 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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Analysis of /u/AsukaRyou's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 9 months, 26 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
nah i mean, i am a 36 year old virgin, never had a girlfriend, never even kissed a girl, trust me iv been dying to experience what its like to be with a girl, iv wanted it so bad for years, but so many women keep rejected me, putting me in the "friend zone". no girl wants to sleep with me let alone go on a date with me. Iv tried everything, approaching women in public, bars, everywhere, improved my overall look, try to be independent(look for good job), I consider myself a good looking guy and well fit, yet i still get rejected, and women give the same old boring "i got a boyfriend" quote or im just not interesting. Also many women say I'm "creepy", which pisses me off more. Women these days think that just approaching them or being friendly is considered "creepy", and yet another guy who a girl thinks is "cool" gets away with not be called "creepy" Sadly I have to go home and lock myself in my room and only rely on "sex toys". Its sad i have to go on a forum here and post questions looking for a realistic sex toy, thats how low my life has come too. This is the new normal for me unfortunately.
1) there are still diseases you can catch,try again.
2) that won’t help when I’m playing Overwatch on a Saturday afternoon trying to forget the years it’s been since I’ve had human touch and I don’t have a gf to pocket mercy me.
STD rates among prostitutes are lower than the civilian population, for what should be very obvious and intuitive reasons. You have a considerably higher chance of getting infected via random hookups.
This is very old news. If both word of mouth and intuition have failed you this badly, try to read a fucking book or go to college or something.
Everytime incels whine about "STDs!!" when told to get a fucking prostitute, it makes me laugh dryly. Fucking idiots, do you really think infection ridden prozzies get repeat customers?
If you're a 30 year old degeneratecel who has lost all hope, maybe instead of desperately searching for a "YOUNG VIRGIN TIGHT PUSSY" fleshlight that will probably cost $200 from a seedy Asian porno site, consider buying a clean prostitute for $100 that will at least take away your virginity so you know what you're missing.
This is just bad womens’ anatomy. If wives’ vaginas can rebound after pushing out 8 lb babies, then no amount of dicking in the world is going to actually stretch out labia to the point that it’s all flappy. Some women just have gross looking labia. If you ever see a good-looking guy with a butter, that pussy probably an 11/10.
From what I understand it mostly does in younger mothers after a year but the body isn’t as elastic in older mothers so they could see permanent change. Dick certainly doesn’t loosen any vagina.
imagine being such a celcel that you think professional whores aren't cleaner than amateur ones. they'll probably rip your balls off if you try to fuck them without a glove
tbh hat, I could never make that work (because of my shifty demeanor and skinny build), but I've had Chad friends who did stuff like that and did really well.
I've been prepping to become Chadlike though. I can bench 45 lbs and I bought the most realistic fleshlight in existence to prepare me for the real thing. We can do it, bro.
Honestly, it works, only if you’re not ugly tho. It’s usually pretty successful to just talk to them and ask them for their number, as long as they don’t have a BF atm.
When you're approaching that many girls, it's not even about looks. it's about emotional/social intelligence, being able to have the correct micro-expressions and body language, being able to understand their facial expressions and body language and being able to react to them.
Analysis of /u/brooderham's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 0 months, 22 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Well you know you really should consider adding weighting that's dependent on the karma per post of each sub so you can determine is someones posting, arguing or trolling.
Analysis of /u/sg587565's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 3 months, 6 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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Analysis of /u/-Setro-'s activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 7 months, 17 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
i don't even know what i posted in r/AgainstHateSubreddits , probably something defending one that wasn't a hate reddit. did they delete my post? the search thing wont even bring it up lmao
Analysis of /u/jamesangleton's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 9 months, 22 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/Ccrasus's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 6 years, 5 months, 28 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/FormalKitchen's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 3 months, 7 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/Eric_Style's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 1 months, 0 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/oneshot989's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 2 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
This guy is a horrifying slice of modern life and I definitely don't want to be seen as defending him, but I get so goddamn annoyed when anyone asks a specific question on the Internet and at least half the responses completely ignore what the person is asking and tell the person to consider something else.
"I'm looking for a minvan with all wheel drive, any suggestions?"
"You should consider the Toyota Tacoma. It has more torque and looks cooler."
Analysis of /u/Ninja-Panda's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 5 years, 8 months, 29 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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Analysis of /u/le_epic_xd_part_2's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 months, 2 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/Edgiteenboi's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 7 months, 12 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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Analysis of /u/le_epic_xd_part_2's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 months, 2 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/XelNaga's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 7 years, 6 months, 24 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/le_epic_xd_part_2's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 months, 3 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
Analysis of /u/friidum-boya's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-28
A downvote from a commie is the equivalent of an upvote from someone with braincells. So thanks, man.
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1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-28
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Analysis of /u/SnapshillBot's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
Summary: leans heavy (92.37%) left
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1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-28
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1 TotesMessenger 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/TotesMessenger's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 3 months, 13 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 Sonicmansuperb 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Can I have your ip number? i seem to have lost mine.
1 Sonicmansuperb 2019-04-28
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1 umar4812 2019-04-28
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1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Man walks into a bar where there is a robot bartender. Robot asks man, "what will you have?" Man says "whisky". Robot asks man, "what is your IQ?". Man says. "160". Robot talks to man about space exploration, quantum mechanics, and advancements in medical technology. Man leaves bar and thinks, "wow! that was really interesting, think I will go back in." Man returns to bar.
Robot asks man, "what will you have?" Man says "whisky". Robot asks man, "what is your IQ?". Man says. "100". Robot talks to man about the NFL, basketball and NASCAR. Man leaves bar and thinks, "that is unbelievable, think I will try that one more time." Man returns to bar.
Robot asks man, "what will you have?" Man says "whisky". Robot asks man, "what is your IQ?". Man says. "60". Robot leans over and says, "so , you voted for Hillary?"
Feel free to steal my joke and replace with YOUR least favorite politician.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-04-28
Dad got into Mom's pills again 😕
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-28
Nice
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/ImJustaBagofHammers's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 3 years, 1 months, 29 days ago
Summary: leans slightly (48.84%) left
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1 Elite_AI 2019-04-28
this should really look at comment karma more
1 brd4eva 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
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Analysis of /u/brd4eva's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 2 years, 3 months, 13 days ago
Summary: leans heavy (100.00%) left, and is probably a communist who wears nothing but plain brown pants and shirts
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
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Analysis of /u/____________13's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 3 years, 3 months, 12 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 flibbertygibbits 2019-04-28
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1 FarTooManySpoons 2019-04-28
You can just tag yourself when you summon xir.
1 umar4812 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
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Analysis of /u/umar4812's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 4 months, 14 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 umar4812 2019-04-28
Nice.
1 shazbottled 2019-04-28
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1 shazbottled 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
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Analysis of /u/shazbottled's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 5 years, 0 months, 26 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 PPP_Your_Boat 2019-04-28
I’m hurt
1 PPP_Your_Boat 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/PPP_Your_Boat's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 3 years, 3 months, 1 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 PPP_Your_Boat 2019-04-28
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1 Sokkathelastbender 2019-04-28
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1 Sokkathelastbender 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
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Analysis of /u/Sokkathelastbender's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 4 months, 11 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 skykingdarel 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/skykingdarel's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 0 months, 7 days ago
Summary: leans heavy (86.70%) left, and still has a Hillary2016 sticker on their Prius
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1 AsukaRyou 2019-04-28
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1 AsukaRyou 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/AsukaRyou's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 9 months, 26 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 TooLateRunning 2019-04-28
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1 TooLateRunning 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/TooLateRunning's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 9 years, 3 months, 0 days ago
Summary: leans (65.07%) left, and most likely has a closet full of MAGA hats
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1 ObsessedAussie 2019-04-28
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1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that
1 SweatDrinker 2019-04-28
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1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-28
Oh I think it’s been like that for a while
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-04-28
It’s over. Probably.
1 SaltSchool 2019-04-28
Apparently it never even began...
1 byobombs 2019-04-28
jfc this guy is straight church shooter material. Federally mandated girlfriends when?
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-28
When we finally repeal the 19th amendment and take back the vote.
1 pops_secret 2019-04-28
Were poorly socialized ugly dudes ever even slaying that captive tail? Legalized prostitution is obviously the more pragmatic solution.
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-28
Only with wealth and prospects.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-28
Polyandry is the real answer
1 steriotypical_swede 2019-04-28
Redistribute the coochie
-this guy
1 acidoverbasic 2019-04-28
👏GET👏A👏HOOKER
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-28
👏get👏another👏hooker👏
1 ULANULANULAN 2019-04-28
absolutely delusional, guaranteed that he's ugly
1 heretobefriends 2019-04-28
He could be an average 36 year old who cant understand why he cant get tight young teen pussy.
1 snallygaster 2019-04-28
👏hire👏a👏prostitute👏
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-28
S👏🏻T👏🏻D👏🏻s. No thank you.
1 employee10038080 2019-04-28
Wearing a condom, this isn't the 1930s
1 dirtysundae 2019-04-28
reliance on condoms is one reason why diseases like Herpes are so common now
1 employee10038080 2019-04-28
Wear two then
1 dirtysundae 2019-04-28
the problem is it's not transferred in the ejaculate, only real solution is to make sure any woman you fuck is cooked thoroughly all the way through.
1 employee10038080 2019-04-28
What if you wear a morph suit and just cut a joke out for your dick.
1 yung_fatwa 2019-04-28
Who would have thought we'd see serious public health discussion on r/drama ...
1 leva549 2019-04-28
That is a bad idea, they run against each other leading to tearing.
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-28
That's a lie created by the condom lobbyists to sell less condoms.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-04-28
Wear a third condom in case the other two tear
1 Ranilen 2019-04-28
This guy knows. The only rational solution is to wear an odd number of condoms.
1 thetweek 2019-04-28
If you are that paranoid saran wrap your groin.
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-28
1) there are still diseases you can catch,try again.
2) that won’t help when I’m playing Overwatch on a Saturday afternoon trying to forget the years it’s been since I’ve had human touch and I don’t have a gf to pocket mercy me.
1 employee10038080 2019-04-28
I've been looking for a pocket Mercy for so long :(
Sometimes my friend will pocket me but his voice is too deep for him to be a good mercy
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-28
STD rates among prostitutes are lower than the civilian population, for what should be very obvious and intuitive reasons. You have a considerably higher chance of getting infected via random hookups.
This is very old news. If both word of mouth and intuition have failed you this badly, try to read a fucking book or go to college or something.
1 GattsuCascade 2019-04-28
Everytime incels whine about "STDs!!" when told to get a fucking prostitute, it makes me laugh dryly. Fucking idiots, do you really think infection ridden prozzies get repeat customers?
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-28
Hell yeah for FACTS and LOGIC.
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-28
sure thing,Mahmoud. What’s next? They’re totally not roast beef pussies right? That’s how it been since she’s a kid right?
1 GattsuCascade 2019-04-28
If you're a 30 year old degeneratecel who has lost all hope, maybe instead of desperately searching for a "YOUNG VIRGIN TIGHT PUSSY" fleshlight that will probably cost $200 from a seedy Asian porno site, consider buying a clean prostitute for $100 that will at least take away your virginity so you know what you're missing.
1 pops_secret 2019-04-28
This is just bad womens’ anatomy. If wives’ vaginas can rebound after pushing out 8 lb babies, then no amount of dicking in the world is going to actually stretch out labia to the point that it’s all flappy. Some women just have gross looking labia. If you ever see a good-looking guy with a butter, that pussy probably an 11/10.
1 umar4812 2019-04-28
Having a baby does actually have long-lasting effects on the vagina.
1 pops_secret 2019-04-28
From what I understand it mostly does in younger mothers after a year but the body isn’t as elastic in older mothers so they could see permanent change. Dick certainly doesn’t loosen any vagina.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-28
unfortunately yes
1 umar4812 2019-04-28
Unlike your 0.5cm one.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-04-28
no, thats also when mine tripled in size however big it may be. plz go take a bio class or something
(ps its like a baguette)
1 umar4812 2019-04-28
More like a baguette crumb lol rekt
1 pops_secret 2019-04-28
See it makes me think we need to adopt the way of the warrior and stop demonizing sudoku.
1 GattsuCascade 2019-04-28
Normally guys like this would go into the army voluntarily or conscripted and end up dying, now they sit around and jerk off.
1 HamsterGutz1 2019-04-28
We need another vietnam
1 Some_Khajiit 2019-04-28
Yes because the retards who have to resort to hookers have STDs and don't care.
1 umar4812 2019-04-28
But incels want intimacy, not just random sex. Hell, most of us want intimacy anyway.
1 troligarch 2019-04-28
imagine being such a celcel that you think professional whores aren't cleaner than amateur ones. they'll probably rip your balls off if you try to fuck them without a glove
1 Ranilen 2019-04-28
You usually gotta pay extra for that stuff.
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-04-28
I bet you kiss prostitutes
1 watermark08 2019-04-28
Escort basically means internet prostitute, they run the gamut from barely above streetwalker to supermodel who charges thousands an hour.
1 Some_Khajiit 2019-04-28
100 percent chance spergoid with zero social skills and doesn't have basic hygiene.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-04-28
Basic hygiene
I’m sure there is a foid out there who appreciates the smell of rotting jizz, encrusted saliva, and gamer bo.
1 Cole-187 2019-04-28
lmao what kind of fuckery is this
1 wootfatigue 2019-04-28
Lol just find a closeted gay friend to buttfuck like I did in high school.
1 lordjesuschrist123 2019-04-28
Don't tell him about this thing called "prostitution"
1 NotAFinnishLawyer 2019-04-28
Also, being a virgin (or young) doesn't even factor into tightness or anything, if we're talking about normal age range from like 18 to 35.
1 xlhat 2019-04-28
Yeah I wonder why he's failed ? 😥
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-28
tbh hat, I could never make that work (because of my shifty demeanor and skinny build), but I've had Chad friends who did stuff like that and did really well.
1 xlhat 2019-04-28
We all have such friends
However this guy kept a count of how many women he approached.
So you know, after the 50th rejection he should've dropped the plan.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-28
But it's never us, huh? Damnit
1 xlhat 2019-04-28
Yes well...
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-28
I've been prepping to become Chadlike though. I can bench 45 lbs and I bought the most realistic fleshlight in existence to prepare me for the real thing. We can do it, bro.
1 xlhat 2019-04-28
😤✊💪
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-28
based hat
1 xlhat 2019-04-28
😎
1 fat_fist_fister 2019-04-28
Honestly, it works, only if you’re not ugly tho. It’s usually pretty successful to just talk to them and ask them for their number, as long as they don’t have a BF atm.
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2019-04-28
1 fat_fist_fister 2019-04-28
Keep talking like that baby and I might go ass to mouth with you
1 Re_LE_Vant_UN 2019-04-28
dad?
1 boringoneliner 2019-04-28
this aint /r/cumtown
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-28
When you're approaching that many girls, it's not even about looks. it's about emotional/social intelligence, being able to have the correct micro-expressions and body language, being able to understand their facial expressions and body language and being able to react to them.
guarente, he's on the spectrum.
1 boringoneliner 2019-04-28
lmao dude like just jam your fist in her snatch, whiteboi over here be like algebraing that shit smh
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-28
I mean, micro-expressions are a thing that humans have. You dont think about or learn that shi actively.
But you meet some autistic fu with a blank face and suddenly you realize how creepy it is not to have them.
1 boringoneliner 2019-04-28
nice whitesplaining
1 umar4812 2019-04-28
Sounds like you have to be. That's some Einstein shit right there.
1 troligarch 2019-04-28
PUA is the best grift there is.
1 dramasexual 2019-04-28
be cute girl
walking to my apartment from class
texting my friends about going to see a movie
see a jiggling mound of neckbeard flesh in front of me on the sidewalk
politely walk around him as he probably doesn't have the agility to dodge people
he holds out a sweaty hand and stops me short
"a-HEM"
"excuse me, qt" he warbles while leering down at me with his pizzaface
"you're very pretty"
back away slowly
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks?"
"would you like to, a-HEM, come back to my place and see my collection of onaholes?"
don't even want to know what that is
forget about politeness, turn around, and bolt in the other direction
cancel plans with friends, stay home, and shower all night
can still smell the grease the next morning
1 RealWorkerShit 2019-04-28
I don't think people meet 3000 people in an entire lifetime. What a fucking liar.
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-04-28
None of them.
1 validoman 2019-04-28
Test
1 validoman 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/validoman's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 2 years, 4 months, 18 days ago
Summary: leans (72.08%) right, and most likely has a closet full of MAGA hats
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1 brooderham 2019-04-28
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1 brooderham 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/brooderham's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 0 months, 22 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 itherunner 2019-04-28
Test
1 itherunner 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/itherunner's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 2 years, 5 months, 20 days ago
Summary: leans heavy (99.72%) left, and they are also a /politics fan, so they probably have MSNBC on in the room right now
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1 dirtysundae 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 dirtysundae 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/dirtysundae's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 0 months, 5 days ago
Summary: leans heavy (100.00%) left, and still has a Hillary2016 sticker on their Prius
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1 leva549 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
In 40 years robots will be doing most of the work Humans don’t want to do; Especially illegal robots from Mexico.
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
1 dirtysundae 2019-04-28
Well you know you really should consider adding weighting that's dependent on the karma per post of each sub so you can determine is someones posting, arguing or trolling.
1 sg587565 2019-04-28
Test
1 sg587565 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/sg587565's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 3 months, 6 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 sg587565 2019-04-28
guess im the real centrist here
1 -Setro- 2019-04-28
testing the bot
1 -Setro- 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/-Setro-'s activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 4 years, 7 months, 17 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 -Setro- 2019-04-28
im glad my post history isnt aids
i don't even know what i posted in r/AgainstHateSubreddits , probably something defending one that wasn't a hate reddit. did they delete my post? the search thing wont even bring it up lmao
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-28
I tried that today and couldn't get it to respond to me. Are you just typing "u/userleansbot"?
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/jamesangleton's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 9 months, 22 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 jamesangleton 2019-04-28
Thank you bot.
1 Ccrasus 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you?
1 Ccrasus 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/Ccrasus's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 6 years, 5 months, 28 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 OttoSpengler 2019-04-28
just out of curiosity, u/userleansbot
1 Chicup 2019-04-28
If he's 36 they should be saying "I have a husband", so he's probably hitting the 20 year olds... I hope 20..
1 FormalKitchen 2019-04-28
Test
1 FormalKitchen 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/FormalKitchen's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 3 months, 7 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-04-28
Is this /u/shortcakespecial's new alt?
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-04-28
/u/mtrevor372
1 TruthPains 2019-04-28
He starts talking about only going after girls in their 20s when he's in his mid 30s and wonders why people think he is creepy.
1 Some_Khajiit 2019-04-28
Animegirls when?
1 Stopwatch064 2019-04-28
Thread so shit people testing u/userleansbot
1 econ_throwaways 2019-04-28
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1 econ_throwaways 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/econ_throwaways's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 2 months, 16 days ago
Summary: leans heavy (100.00%) left, and seems to be a communist, be sure to call them comrade
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1 Saltpunk 2019-04-28
Test
1 Saltpunk 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/Saltpunk's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 6 months, 20 days ago
Summary: leans (63.99%) libertarian
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1 Saltpunk 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/Saltpunk's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 6 months, 29 days ago
Summary: leans (63.47%) libertarian
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1 killdie 2019-04-28
Test
1 killdie 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/killdie's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 7 years, 4 months, 21 days ago
Summary: leans (70.67%) left, and they are also a /politics fan, so they probably have MSNBC on in the room right now
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1 killdie 2019-04-28
I only went into those subreddits to mock them.
RADCENS RISE UP 😎
1 Eric_Style 2019-04-28
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1 Eric_Style 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/Eric_Style's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 1 months, 0 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 Eric_Style 2019-04-28
damn im based
1 oneshot989 2019-04-28
Test
1 oneshot989 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/oneshot989's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 2 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 jaredschaffer27 2019-04-28
This guy is a horrifying slice of modern life and I definitely don't want to be seen as defending him, but I get so goddamn annoyed when anyone asks a specific question on the Internet and at least half the responses completely ignore what the person is asking and tell the person to consider something else.
"I'm looking for a minvan with all wheel drive, any suggestions?"
"You should consider the Toyota Tacoma. It has more torque and looks cooler."
1 Ninja-Panda 2019-04-28
Test
1 Ninja-Panda 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/Ninja-Panda's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 5 years, 8 months, 29 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 Ninja-Panda 2019-04-28
Absolute pure centrist filth
1 Edgiteenboi 2019-04-28
u/userleanbot
1 Edgiteenboi 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/le_epic_xd_part_2's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 months, 2 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 Edgiteenboi 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/Edgiteenboi's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 7 months, 12 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 XelNaga 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/le_epic_xd_part_2's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 months, 2 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 XelNaga 2019-04-28
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1 XelNaga 2019-04-28
/u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/XelNaga's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 7 years, 6 months, 24 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 RealWorkerShit 2019-04-28
holy god i can't imagine being this pathetic.
1 friidum-boya 2019-04-28
u/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/le_epic_xd_part_2's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 months, 3 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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1 friidum-boya 2019-04-28
Test
1 friidum-boya 2019-04-28
/userleansbot
1 userleansbot 2019-04-28
Author: /u/userleansbot
Analysis of /u/friidum-boya's activity in political subreddits over the past 1000 comments and submissions.
Account Created: 1 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
Summary: This user does not have enough activity in political subs for analysis or has no clear leanings, they might be one of those weirdo moderate types. I don't trust them.
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