/r/unpopularopinion circlejerks over men leaving their family if they find out that the kid isn't theirs. TwoXers jump into the thread to remind the men to please think about the poor children!

407  2019-04-28 by a_cute_grill

264 comments

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You are human livestock and the internet is your digital enclosure. And like all good farmers, they have to make sure the herd gets their vaccines or it could mean disaster for the farm!

It’s not individuals who just love vaccines making these gay pro vax memes. Someone is being paid to do it by some shitty organization likely with ties to the Rockefellers and the Vanderbilts or whatever.

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Look who's talking, you goddamn skynet puppet.

That abortion line is going to over-activate the almonds. Exemplary.

thank u bby

Lmfao fuckin gold

No way she's going to answer that. Grade-A killshot.

MY BODY MY CHOICE !!

Be decent person and pay up bigot !

Like she actually gives a shit about the kid am I right u/idfshill

Haven’t you heard? He’s settled down with big stinky Karen and has given in to her matriarchal ways and is forced to play Jenga on the weekends and buy her trees. Goodnight sweet prince 😭😭

I just learned that his last comment was a reply to me, i feel special. Hell be back in a few days tho, as he always does

We can only pray 🙏

Shilly has settled down with Karen, works in an oil rag and plays jenga in his paid for house.

Well, if this were still the 1970s I'd agree with you, but these days people take offense to that kind of thing.

Men aren't allowed to take matters into their own hands anymore when it comes to the wife.

So yeah, if we were still in our 20s I'd just go spray her down, but I'd have an outrage mob after me if I did it today.

Absolutely brilliant

Twox:

Think about the child! Who cares about the law, you should do what's moral!

Also twox:

lmao abort that parasitic fetus

BRAAAP BRAAAAP

PEW PEW

Also twox:

yeetus that feetus

fetus deletus

READ ANOTHER BOOK

Who the hell is gilding this?

TwoX users

Hillary

brap brap pew pew brap brap pew pew

I laughed more at this than I perhaps should.

The fuck is this peak reddit shit thread?

Right? Who gives ♿Reddit gold♿ to old memes that weren't even funny to start with?

Alright boys knock it off the lord himself has decreed it aint funny

imagine thinking abortion is even sort of the same thing as abandoning a nine-year-old child lmfao

This is a good christian subreddit now where we don't celebrate child killings. Orange man has shown us the light of THE LORD.

Seriously, this place is boomer central. God's not real, show bussy.

It's zoomer central, and zoomers are way more right-wing than the bags of bones known as millennials

Does the voting stats support that?

i doubt zoomer voting stats are very telling atm

They're old enough to vote aren't they?

not the vast majority of them. it really depends on how you define zoomer ig if you take it to mean genZ as many do then no, almost none of them

The Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary describes Generation Z as generation of people born in the late 1990s and early 2000s.[27]

Looks like over half can vote.

this is not how literally anybody defines gen z lol

First page of Google does, some do go up to being born up to 2010 though.

Most generations span 15 or so years, late 90s to early 00s is like a 7 year generation at best. I would think up to 2010 is more appropriate.

well ig zoomers are late-z/early whatever the fuck then because people in their late twenties aren't really all that zoomy

Where are you getting late 20s from? The oldest z would be in their early 20s.

24 is ig technically early twenties
i commend you for nailing me to the wall on these numbers this is really important stuff and im glad youre catching the minutiae

This is the first year I’m able to vote. From what I can tell, us Gen Zers are heavily conservative.

Washington examiner national review ny post

Maybe they are a bit biased and are just hoping this turns out to be real?

well you'd know more then me, Mr. Egregore meme magick man

Just a heads up: God is totally real and I’m keeping track of redditers who need to burn in hell after they pass on. You’re on thin ice pal. Do you smell that you heathen? Brimstone. Get used to that smell buddy.

God? yeah i fucked him

Make sure you’re wearing asbestos underwear when you pass away buddy; you’ll need them. I’m marking a “🙁” beside your name.

These big balls right here act as a great insulator thank you v. much

That’s two 🙁. God has a three strike policy, but if you pray enough you can get up to two frownies deducted from your total.

What if i just run away from him if he tries to throw me in hell? that guy's been missing leg day for 2000 years i could outrun him.

Hmmm...tell you what dude, I’m feeling really forgiving today, so I’ll tell you what I’ll do. You help me report heathens and faggots and vegans and various other degenerates to God, and I’ll “fix” things with the big guy for you. It’s a pretty cool gig - lots of moral superiority, good salary, benefits and hot and cold running chicks. What you say?

Imagine being an unironic atheist in 2019. Tell us more about Bill Nye changed your, or how OMG COSMOS, or how your delusions of understanding cosmological theories based on sci fi tv shows have given your life meaning and direction.

Dude I'm European, everyone's an atheist here. We don't need 'science guys' on the TV trying to point out the obvious. #justburgerproblems

Dude I'm European

You could have stopped there, no one cares what you think.

Imagine living in a continent without guns and football (actual football, not faggot ball aka soccer).

faggot football (succer) allows manlets like messi to be at the top, while chad football and basketball only select the most alpha males of the bunch.

Acknowledging basketball Americans as alphas, cuck alert cuck alert

This is a based take.

I'm European

Oh yeah? where's your scientific empirical peer-reviewed proof of this? you trust satellites? "trusting" is not very science-like of you, don't definitively declare which content you're living on until you build a satellite of your own, until then you're an agnostic continentalist.

fuck kids. I don't care how old they are.

Darqwolf probably

Yeah, at least you give the kid a chance.

I thought we supported abortion til age 21? So it is the same.

Should just abort it in the 36th trimester and make everyone's life easier.

The entire human race should just self-abort tbh. Walk hand in hand into the abyss.

I know right? They should be stoning the adulterer to death.

abandoning a nine-year-old child

Or abandoning a fetus.

I can't tell if you're seriousposting or not so, good job.

The difference is just a social construct.

I know. A nine year old can gather and should have read enough ‘adventure’ novels to know how to make game traps, fish traps, a bow, a fire hardened spear, and survive off the land by hunting and gathering till they’re old enough to return to civilised societies.

Poor fetuscels still have webbed feet!

Look, I'm all for killing more infants, I'm just not in love with the idea of foids having more autonomy.

Yeah in one you’re killing a human being, in the other you’re not 🤷‍♂️

Imagine thinking there's something wrong with being assigned your child randomly from all the newborns in the NCU.

Neet Commies Universe ?

Neonatal Care Unit ... actually pretty much the same thing.

Abortion is different than leaving a grown child.

It's only different because thots want it to be different.

The majority of abortions are from women who already have children and either can’t afford another or don’t want to risk dying and leaving their current children motherless. Having a child never exist and leaving a child that loved you thought you loved it because it does not share you DNA are totally different. A fetus doesn’t know anything. A child lives with that rejection for the rest of their lives.

Not if you support abortion til age 21.

What about post-abortion?

I think the message here is:

I want his money bc god forbid I have to get more than a barista job.

Twox:

Gender roles hurt women

Twox:

sack up!!

Are you trying to imply that aborting fetuses is the immoral thing to do?

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1: i disagree with it and it's highly upvoted, do something

Sorry, the comment is too old to abort.

This is why we need feminism

u/gigglepops1 what's your take on abortion.

I don’t have the energy for this shit anymore, I can’t even reply to half of these people because the comment and block me.

No more spoons left eh? You take your time sweaty

I love that people are assuming I’m a woman.

Don’t call me sweetly, it’s creepy.

What? I would never assume someone’s gender that’s peak rudeness. Why do you think I assumed you were a woman?

You called me sweetly, classic incel move.

I didn’t call you sweetly, you’re misspelling it it’s “sweaty”

It's called sweaty btw.

Calling u sweaty whilst getting my ass eaten lol 💅🏻

there's no gender assumed when you call someone sweety, sweaty.

s w e e t l y

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I love that people are assuming I’m a woman.

well you post on twoX + relationship advice so its either that, or you're a creep who seeks comfort in getting the approval of women, which is highly problematic. (just between you and me, even if you're a guy, just pretend that you're a woman anyway! i mean personally I don't care but I don't know if I can keep the ex-cons and rapists who frequent this sub from getting attracted to your bussy and doing something drastic if you out youself as boi!)

Probably a male feminist, AKA potential rapist

Potential? That's giving them too much credit sweaty

Not all rapists are male feminists but all male feminists are rapists.

13% of the male feminists commit 50% of the rapes.

If I'm a potential rapist does that automatically make me a male feminist?

twoX is not an indicator of foidity in our lord's year of 2019

Sweety-posting is sooo hot right now, though.

No one called you sweety. You were called sweaty, which is most likely accurate.

Zing!

ALL

MALE

FEMINISTS

It's even more sad of you're not.

At least you would have self intrest as valid reason for being dumb.

This is exactly why feminism is still a thing, my gender should have no influence on what you think of my opinion.

Bad opinions are bad opinions. It doesn't matter who has them.

That’s great you don’t agree with me, my gender should have nothing to do with that.

The problem isn't gender. Its femenism, the move went has become has become about everything and in doing so lost any meaning.

Why would a man post on TwoX

Unless you enjoy intruding in safe spaces for women???

To meet rape targets once he brings their defenses down with his wide mouth smile.

This is exactly why feminism is still a thing, my gender should have no influence on what you think of my opinion

But men should shut the fuck up about abortion because its a womens issue right? Thats what you feminists tell me.

Please tell me you're not a .... rapist male feminist

I don't know if my almonds can take that much activation.

Men who believe in equality are the worst right guys.

They'd be okay if they would just stop raping everyone.

lol I believe we should all have equal rights, but if I didn't, I'd call myself a feminist

I think rape is bad and i think male feminists should stop their friggin raping everybody, rape hurts the vaginal canal and hurts the woman in her head :(

Post canale.

Sorry for being offended by rapists.

we never block our lolcows

❤️❤️❤️

All these comments look look like they came from AI cross an RNG.

peak male fragility if you ask me. tough enough to make the typical "i'm a free man because she conned me into a family that isn't mine! those years and all the bonds don't matter!" comment but then scram immediately.

in a way, their behaviour on reddit mirrors how they'd handle family responsibilities... not to mention that these kind of trust issues doesnt even apply to 95% of relationships anyway, but they act as if every woman is out to get them. again: fragility and taking too many colored pills...

I’ve been replying to this shit for 3 hours. I’ve replied to every single comment that I haven’t been blocked by yet.

I love that I offended you to this point though.

huh? what claims? offended? i'm literally agreeing with you that the people blocking you are fragile cowards. sweaty get your sides right!

lol you’re a clown.

i'm sorry, it seems you have me at a disadvantage here, because I have sincerely no idea what you're talking about...

You started your comment with "peak male fragility" and because gigglepops is apparently a dude they misread that as referring to them and tuned out the rest. This has been the plebbit detective

Wait, you say you aren't wasting your time, yet you've been replying to 'this shit' for over three hours? Is the Lord's Day not treating you well?

you’re a clown.

YIKES. Found the alt-right troll.

Uh what?

Please educate yourself before using alt-right Nazi dog whistles in future.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/white-nationalists-adopt-clowns-as-their-next-racist-symbol-yes-seriously/

Wow.

Honk honk

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Congratulations. I feel dumber.

No one on this subreddit is blocking you, retard.

Classy.

You ran to TwoX to tell them you subscribed? Dude how sad is your life?

That was just a rough draft,if you want I can keep you updated on my future posts but it seems like your already following them

Best of luck

these people ... comment and block me

Seems quite rude tbh

Shut the FUCK up boomer

Uh what...

Ive said it in the past and Ill say it again

twox is only an echo chamber of cope.

But so is popular opinion

Based

Hey look I have a fan club

You're fantastic. Keep doing what you do and don't let those misogynistic freaks get you down!

word!

YAAAASSSS QUEEEN SLAYY!

Y'ALL

strongwomen

Good on you, fighting the pro-life fight! Fuck those misogynists!

Good on you oppressing women! Keep fighting that fight brother!

With pleasure, sir! o7

anyone who willingly visits or posts on /r/twox deserves to be oppressed.

Lol wow this is rough, Jr High not goin so well bud?

Yea it is. This little bitch I’m fucking in the ass keeps complaining about how much it hurts. I’ll have to give them a gift at homeroom tomorrow.

Jesus Christ you’re embarrassing

Loll and you’re a clown

More than likely

we don't allow anti-semitism here

Honk

(((we)))

FTFY.

Based and honkpilled

Based

Clowns notoriously have big ole’ dicks

HONK HONK

coming from the twox’r who peaked in their teens

Anyone too stupid to buy pants with pockets is oppressing themselves.

Oh dear lord.

🤩

Because they need male feminists to help them buy pants?

spill the tea sis

sksksksksk

Keep up the good work. This sub would be dull and gray without the content you provide. I wish you the best.

SLAY, GURL!

💄👠

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

mfw thinking of you hurting

Would you use a sacrifice a child’s life to save yours? Is your life more important than the child’s?

Trolley Dilemma

One lane is a child (that isn't mine) and the other is myself

I control the switch

guess whose living ~ 🎶

That isn't an unpopular opinion but nice drama anyway.

None of them are

If they were unpopular they'd never get upvoted anyways

Yeah, the fundamental flaw of plebbit is that people are too dumb to use voting correctly

Please note that we are currently removing all political opinions as part of a trial period. If your post is political and was not caught in the filter, please post it in the politics megathread at the top of the sub. Thanks!

ROFL, the one front page sub that isn't far left drivel now has to be censored. Too much wrong think

not a very centrist thing to say hun...

U right

This is a complicated moral question without an easy simple answer imo.

On the one hand, the dude was the victim of a lying hoebag and literally all of this is entirely her fault.

On the other hand, if he's raised the child for years and hasn't bonded with it enough to care what happens to it then he's probably a sociopath or something.

On a third, deformed hand, the kid doesn't know or care whose fault any of this is, and deciding that "no its the HOEBAG'S FAULT" is more important than the lifelong trauma you're giving the kid you've raised/presumably loved for years kinda makes you a piece of shit.

On this guy's cucked penis, this entire situation is going to be extremely distressing to him and it's understandable he might not make the best or most morally righteous decision under these circumstances.

I think a lot of it depends on details and shit tbh.

Divorce the wife, sue for full custody

I can dig it.

Centrism wins again

Sue the child, get custody of the woman.

Ah, a fellow enlightened Libertarian.

You think libertarians would sue in a court of a law?

Discreetly murder the wife and don't bother with the courts.

You're assuming the child will somehow be less traumatized when his cuck of a father stays in the relationship after finding out like nothing happened. Is that an example you want to set for a child?

a lot of it depends on the details

Absolutely, but the default decision should be leave, not stay imo.

You can divorce and still be a father. You assumed /u/dramasexual would stay in this hypothetical relationship. But I agree with you otherwise, divorcing would be the best option both for the father and the child.

Yeah like obviously he shouldn't stay married to the fucking hoebag, jesus. I'm surprised I even have to spell that shit out. It's get divorced and share custody vs just disappear entirely.

He should just divorce his wife and have visitation rights for the kid. Apparently the bio dad wants to be involved in the kid's life so it's not like she's going to be without a father and honestly, having to be in a familial situation that just makes the man miserable, resentful and depressed won't be good for either him or her. He should separate, mentally regroup, and try again later.

the lifelong trauma you're giving the kid you've raised/presumably loved for years kinda makes you a piece of shit.

Do we even know if the trauma would even happen? Kids are pretty adaptable.

lmao dads aren't fucking interchangeable

You clearly know absolutely nothing about early childhood development and how attachment words. It would cause an enormous amount of psychological damage.

lmao dads aren't fucking interchangeable

They are to a large portion of feminists. And besides that, I don't see the good that will come with the guy staying married to the woman who cheated on him and deceived him (FOR NINE YEARS) about her daughter's paternity. So a divorce is probably eminent and in that case, I don't see how he would get anything better than partial custody because there's no abuse and he's not biologically the father and the bio dad wants to be part of the kid's life. The only way to not shatter this little girl's world would be if he stayed married to her mom and that's a ridiculous solution.

Do we even know if the trauma would even happen? Kids are pretty adaptable.

Imagine being this dumb

They are to a large portion of feminists.

Da feminists are bad

They actually are though.

Galaxy brain

Da feminists are bad

They're something when they keep discounting and ignoring the provable benefits of stable two parent homes, especially on boys.

They're something when they keep discounting and ignoring the provable benefits of stable two parent homes, especially on boys.

I too love telling people what feminists think especially bullshit

I've read feminist articles on parenthood and their thoughts on marriage and single parent homes and a common narrative emerges where single parent homes are held up to be just as good as two parent homes when every piece of data that controls for income and race proves the opposite. It's not a strawman ideology; you can even see it on reddit.

I've read feminist articles on parenthood

Wow, I didn't know I was in a prescence of such a enlightened scholar

a common narrative emerges where single parent homes are held up to be just as good as two parent homes when every piece of data that controls for income and race proves the opposite.

Care to cite your sources or what?

It's not a strawman ideology

You're strawmaning it bud

He should definitely not stay married lmfao. They should get divorced and share custody like a million other parents.

They are to a large portion of feminists.

Yeah that's definitely the metric we should be using for all our major life choices lmfao

imagine thinking that there isn't a genuine ethical issue in balancing the interests of the innocent man compared to the innocent kid, and that anyone who disagrees with you is sexist

👶

yo guys unpopular opinion but i think killing children is wrong

Daily reminder that life begins at conception

I unironically believe this btw but i still support abortion. Like its murder but its justified.

Abortion is only justifiable in cases of rape or incest or if the child is going to be a w***n (type of retarded)

Did you mean n****r?

No, that would be reprehensible if I said that

What if it turned out a f****t? Then what?

That is the parent's fault, no abortion!

This is peak radical centrism

Freedom of the productive member of society is worth the live of a parasite.

Daily reminders that poors are not people.

It's basically self defence.

life begins in your balls, do not masturbate

Its definitely wrong I just don't care that much, I paid for one once and felt a tiny bit of guilt.

You will face your consequences not in this life but the next

But definitely not this life right? I can live with that.

abortion is permissible in Islam till the 40th dayin medically necessary conditions

40th day after birth, I hope. Babies are really loud and annoying.

Some babies are loud and annoying till their 40th year after birth tbh.

Life doesn't begin until the little monster gets a job and can support itself. I support abortions until the 80th trimester

life starts developing at conception, so a 3 month old fetus has more rights than a 2 weeks-old one.

I thought you were pro-choice?

2Xer here just to remind the men.

Communism will win!

Well, allow me to retort...

nigga u gay n kids r retarted

Most mammals would eat another males young upon finding it in their home, the pesky little fucker can go to a home and be grateful!

active in drama

Oh no

If the thot fucks up, why should the benis be liable?

Won’t someone please think of the children!

Anyone can be a father, it takes someone special to be Demetrius and LaTrine's dad

I should be able to go through Reddit without seeing this misogynistic bullshit from assholes like you who believe women are always fucking around and trying to trap a man into raising kids that aren’t theirs. The males in your life who should have been your role models have failed you by turning you into a bitter little incel who is incapable of attracting women because you hate us. Go fuck yourself.

/u/HyperMenthol - somewhere between 10-30% of men are unknowingly raising children that aren't theirs.

I should be able to go through Reddit without seeing this misogynistic bullshit from assholes like you who believe women are always fucking around and trying to trap a man into raising kids that aren’t theirs.

Imagine saying that in a thread about women fucking around and trying to trap a man into raising kids that aren’t theirs.

Wait where's that stat from

DNA paternity testing companies. That being said if you're testing for paternity, then you probably have suspicions already, hence biased sampling.

Why should you abandon a kid you raised your whole life? Sounds mental to me.

It’s about freedom to choose.

Freedom is for women, silly.

Wtf is going on in this comment section? I legitimately can’t tell who is being ironic or what anyone believes

I'm not convinced they can tell either. Just assume that each comment is wrapped in n levels of irony, where n is a random number from 0-5.

Wow, someone's playing 5d chess?

Mission accomplished.

> Again you are hurting the child, this isn’t a car that you’ve put money into, this is a human.

Is a man also "hurting" all other children, that also aren't his, that he isn't paying for?

Yes. Wallets have one job!

there was a latino-Chad last week, the guy had been deported 5 times, and he came back to the US and killed his GF's kid which he found out he wasn't the father of!

I bet that was one fucked episode of Maury!

Paging u/Women-Warriors for a hot take on this. Tell us how you feel if you're still there, fam

This should have been trolled from a single mother/dont need no man angle.