HEY RED BITCH! IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW YOU COULD LIGHT SWORDS ON FIRE EARLIER!

8  2019-04-29 by HodorTheDoorHolder_

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WIGHTS DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

THIS EPISODE IS PURE FUCKING INTENSITY!!

you have the standards of a beaten spouse

did the writers die or did they just stop caring?

What do you mean? Arya smashed the fuck out that undead patriarchy. Learn to appreciate context and nuance you goddamned incel.

lol i dont watch it

it's literally just fan fiction with high production value at this point.

GRRM cuts down the bookcels at their knees by giving away the plot to the casuals.

Meanwhile he feels even less motivation to write the books because he's still getting them fat checks.

A "man" with the last name of Martin started the book series, but he can't finish it because he's a pervert and a pussy

Ya'll need to read more.

You mean like Harry Potter?

I wish you hadn't asked. I was holding out..

Middle Earth compendium Wheel of Time Mazalan Book of the Fallen Stormlight Archives

Martin writes actual political plotlines better than any one of those though. Also lol at pretending Middle Earth is good, absolute brainlet tier fiction.

but he didn't only color between the lines and he didnt use the numbers as a guide, nobody does paint by numbers like GRR

imagine thinking 'plot' is the focus of or challenge in writing actual literature for talented writers

imagine thinking 'plot' is what defines good fiction at all

implying Wheel of Time wasn't tedious garbage

lol

Just because you can't understand something that isn't a video game doesn't make it tedious.

Name one actual book

The Martha Manual: How to Do (Almost) Everything

FUCKING DROGON!!!

Cloakshitposting

We only watch good Christian shows here.

OUT

CAN A MOTHERFUCKER CATCH A BREAK!!!

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRAN???

Imagine not becoming a bookfag and then losing interest in the franchise entirely

I listened to them on Audible

I binged the first two seasons thought "wow that was great" then read all the books. I watched the third season in the background after it aired and there were a bunch of minor changes that annoyed me. So I haven't watched the show since then and at this point it's been so long without a book that I don't even care anymore

Shut up nerd. Watch the show and quit crying.

Stop giving this shitty series an audience.

youre like a captain marvel fan who's only read that comic where she got consensually raped by her own son and ran off with her and now think people who read comics are stupid

ARYA!!!!!!!!!!

Millions of words have been written by people over the course of decades trying to predict this Azor prophecy.

Nope, flying midget girl.

Serves all those nerds right honestly.

I’m watching Barry now. Don’t care.

You live an enchanting life.

It's Veep after this.

I wasn’t actually bothered by the way the Night King was killed. What bothered me was that the show made the Others mindless automatons whose only goal is DEATH, and that nothing happened in this episode that was unpredictable in a thematically-satisfying way.

I mean DUDE TITS AND DRAGONSHIT LMAO

Yeah, Martin stopped bothering about the Others beyond the idea of "undead horde", and since the show's writers are shit they came up with a faction more boring than capeshit villains.

Really cool to watch tho

What

Selina is going BAMF on Veep

This episode was a steaming pile of crap