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Umm sweaty, women are actually never responsible for their actions, it's not possible for a pure innocent princess to do anything wrong. If wahman does something wrong to you, it's because of mental illness, extenuating circumstances, or you made her do it. If a man does something wrong, it's because he's a sociopath and always fully rationally in control of his actions.

women will randomly decide to abort their kid and then be like lmao whoops can't help being a scorpio

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Dear conservautists:

A fetus is not a person, getting rid of one is as murderous as taking a shit.

Based retard.

o7

TFW you are either literally autistic and can't understand human communication, or are intentionally reframing it in an issue most people aren't concerned with in the discussion because that's all you got. Better go play with some trains I guess.

I didn't even read your comment tbh, I just pinned my dramatic post to the top comment.

Since when did drama start downvoting people :(

I've committed some things against the porcelain that are probably heinous enough to be illegal tbf

porcelain

We use the term "mayo menace"

getting rid of one is as murderous as taking a shit.

but slipping some laxatives into a foids food and cause her to lose that shit and you're a murderer. 10/10 leftoid logic.

Yup, if you murder a pregnant woman, you can be charged with two counts of first degree murder but, it's not a person.

Just like the right, the left denies science when it suits their narrative.

once you decide it’s not a person it’s life is worth nothing

No wonder they banned the NPC meme.

It's the pro life side that pushes for that legislation you retard. There aren't feminists arguing that so u thinking ur pointing out hypocrisy is funny af

I like how you idiots (both you and the imbecile replying to you) are bitching about a law passed by a conservautist congress, signed by a republican president, and supported by rightoid prolife groups; and blaming it on DAH LEFT.

Fucking exactly. These faggots think theyre pointing out hypocrisy

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It pretty much entirely depends on the race of the fetus tbqhf

True, if it's a mayo fetus it goes from 'no different to shitting' to 'deserving of a medal.'

well when white women get abortions they're taking precious resources away from under-served minorities. so it's actually pretty racist to be white and get an abortion.

Tfw CAutists fall for the bait 😔

TFW CAutists are literally as dumb as goldfish.

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Reported for asking for upvotes.

Abortion is murder, and it's a good think if the fetus is mayo

so assaulting a pregnant woman and destroying her fetus should net you the same degree of hate as simply assaulting a woman in a liberal utopia.

I dont know... If you feel the pain of me ripping your limbs off with a tool comparable to the size of your body,

( https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/emily-ward/doctor-late-term-abortion-never-medically-necessary

https://cdn.cnsnews.com/styles/content_100p/s3/de.jpg ) I think you are able to be classified as "living", thereby being (able to be) classified as a "person" or (a) "human".

HOLLY CRAP!!! That fiction very nearly crossed the threshold of being believable. Crazy women, aborting babies AND men having no reproductive rights.

Something like this is so gd egregiously fake, the last thing I would do is turn to an anonymous forum. Maybe we should send him to /b and see what they think...

Oh man, this reminds me of a problem I have that I would really like some help with. I'm certain that only people from this subreddit (i.e. autistic losers who spend too much time on reddit and have little to no life experience) can possibly help me with this situation.

Here's the problem: I was kidnapped by terrorists 25 years ago and forced to live in the middle east. I was beaten daily, tortured, and forced to sleep in a cave at night. The only thing I had to eat was a lumpy porridge made from oats and discarded pistachio nuts. I went fucking crazy trying to find the same dish here in North America, but they just can't get the spices right! How do I get this dish here?

Try sweet paprika instead of smoked paprika

It's the good king of fake story that ticks enough boxes without being obviously fake. The real tragedy is that it only got a few hundred upvotes so we didn't get mass spergouts.

Nice bait.

This month, the third month, my wife started panicking about being a mother. She was questioning whether she'd be a good mother, if the baby will grow up to be happy.

Non-Invasive Prenatal Paternity Test (NIPP)

The test can be performed as early as the 8th week of pregnancy, meaning you can choose to confirm who the father is nearly immediately after your pregnancy is confirmed.

my money on wifey finding out OP isn't the father and went into panic mode.

I don’t want to give the author more credit than he deserves but this would be great foreshadowing for the update a week from now

This storyline is shaping up to be more spicy than game of thrones

This is what capeshit should be about, intead of plot-holey time travel

taking drama bets

The most recent government statistics show that 40.3% of all births in the United States are to single mothers.

Lmao it's actually fucking OVER how can a society continue to function like this.

Look at famcel actually defending nuclear as if it hasn't been totally debunked. what even is the point of sociology courses if the public remains this ignorant

what even is the point of sociology courses

How else will colleges funnel money from brainlets?

Probably get them on another meme degree

Exactly. Everyone knows parents are useless and only serve to teach kids sexist traditions and racism. We not only need more children to be single parented, but we should strive for the total elimination of parenthood all together. The government can take all future children and raise them better than any one of us.

Not only will we get rid of outdated family structures, but we will finally level the playing field between orphans and non-orphans.

This is how the mayocide will be achieved. Mark my words.

parents are CANCELED

You're right I'll do better 🤗

What is it with 40% and the degradation of society. Pops up everywhere.

40% of all statistics involve that number.

40 is pretty close to 42 👀

It's like the golden ratio or Eiler's number.

It's OVER for societycels. Once human civilization comes crashing down, gamers will inherit the Earth.

That includes babies born out of wedlock. It's not single mothers on the rise, it's people not getting married on the rise.

Bastards lmao

Single mother detected

CAutist detected

I’m gonna move to Argentina or Rwanda, they seem like a pretty neat place to watch the western world collapse.

Sounds like bait. You would just say you had a miscarriage.

No this is a real story where someone picked the most dramatic option possible like out of a soap opera and then ran to reddit to tell the story.

If it’s real he needs to divorce ASAP for her inability to lie and milk sympathy plus attention in the process. She’s a disgrace to women worldwide.

Amateur hours up in here.

Feel free to excuse yourself.

Was talking about OP and his wife.

Failed foid

Who, upon learning their planned future is in tatters, runs to their room to cry and post on reddit.

OP verbally and emotionally abused his wife in an obvious time of need.

aborting the baby you agreed to have with your husband is a moment of need then

guess we need to rethink a few things

My ex did this shit to me. Even had me chose a name then one day approaching the third month, proof... She said it was a miscarriage but did this three times exactly on month three. Found out she had been flushing from her sister who grew tired of her shit. And that is the day I walked out the door.

Bopped babies.

Poor pibbles didn't even have a chance

OP verbally and emotionally abused his wife in an obvious time of need. There absolutely is blame that OP deserves. This isn't a black and white situation. Both parties can be in the wrong.

I dunno what else i was expecting in the comments.

Pretty centrist to me, I approve.

Unironically this

I went behind his back and terminated his child's life while he was out of town but when he found out he was upset that I did it which makes me the real victim here :(

Getting asshurt about bait this bad

implying anyone was ass-hurt over this and isn't just making fun of it

Abortion isn't murder tho

I said terminated.

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Pretty sure most places that do abortions require some sort of consent from the husband.

Absolutely wrong. You can't even ask for an appointment for an abortion if you're someone else other than the person receiving it.

So I need permission from my wife to have a vasectomy, but my wife doesn't need permission from me to abort our baby.

Damn you, Patriarchy!

Dunno what weird ass country you live in, but I'm not aware of any laws anywhere in the US that require spousal consent for a vasectomy.

I'd be finding a different doctor if mine wanted a third party to consent to my medical care.

Mine didn't, and I'd have been looking for a different one if he had even pondered it out loud.

U don't tho

In my country you pretty much do.

Lol most places you cannot even get a paternity test done without the mother's consent.

only Japan

It's so fake and people are tripping over themselves to declare how awful his wife is. This is so tasty I'm glad I skipped lunch today!

Imagine not bitch slapping your Wife and leave her on the spot

The key to good bait is putting the bar just high enough that the retards can meet it if they strain hard enough.

Good job.

He should now get an abortion himself, so she'd felt his pain.

You'd have to shove a fetus up his ass first.

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I mean he even used the exact line

harder on the woman than on the man

it's the exact plot of The Wind up Bird Chronicle

Yeah, um, women aren't legally their husband's property anymore. You don't seem to know that so I figured I'd let you know.

Clicked on their profile to check if it was satire and all their posts were about dragon dildos.

I don't believe a lump of cells is a person unless it is intended to be by its parents, particularly its mother.

Abortion debates are a prime source for stupid bullshit, right up there with circumcision.

It’s a woman’s body, no man should have a say in it. If my girlfriend wants to abort every fucking baby we will do it, fuck the pro life christians, fuck the men who pressure women, and FUCK THE OP IN THERE WHAT A SAD EXCUSE WHO THINKS HE HAS A SAY IN A WOMANS BODY

Call me harsh but this would be an instant death kneel to any relationship going forward.

Sorry, can't get over that spelling. How do you not see that and realize how wrong it is.

I want his username as my flair

This is why women shouldn't be allowed to carry children. Since they can't keep their emotions in check, when they come of age their lady parts should automatically be given up to a worthy trap. This is the only way to ensure they continuation of the white race.

that comment section is a fucking shit show. I didnt realize there were so many stupid and hateful people in this world..oh, yes i did.

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