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I can only read like the first paragraph but lol @ her life

You made it further than me lol

I noped after the picture. Can only handle so much autism

I read the first sentence, said "Fucking white people" to myself and closed it.

lol @ people still opening articles instead of going straight here to read what the article is really about.

i couldnt either. Divroced twice @42 with two kids. Jesus woman.

D A M A G E D

G O O D S

Mayos are damaged goods by default

Yikes. Some single people really go out of their way to let everyone know how awesome they are being single. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I feel bad for you really. As a woman you just don't get many opportunities to feel empowered like she feels.

I’m perfectly secure being single, that’s why I need to marry myself to remind everyone I’m secure being single

The funny thing is, people shit on mgtards but, women were the first ones to go "their own way" in the most cringe worthy manner.

-Maxine Cope

Never understood the meaning of "empowering"

Weak people coping.

At this point it's just a marketing term to sell shit to women. Throw "empowering" onto any mediocre product you want to see and people will eat it up.

it's okay, women don't either

Women don't understand anything because they have no brains. They are empty vessels that operate on chemical reflexes in order to deceive men into impregnating them so they can steal the man's money.

masha'allah

if you write a self-help book with that title i'd buy it

It's called "12 Rules for Life"

It's like "encouraging" only you get the stuff that courage would give you for free.

When a man let's you do something

Does she know they're laughing at her and not with her?

Frankly her friends need to assess why they're being such enablers both to this ridiculous behaviour and also that PEACH gown

That’s something female cliques always do. They would keep around someone like that and encourage her bad habits.

There are many “friends” who like to subtly encourage you to make bad decisions. Like not wanting you to study so you couldn’t get good grades. Pushing you towards a bad guy in hopes of you end up dating a loser. Making you eat fatty food and mocking you when you try to eat healthy in hopes of you becoming a fatty.

They know what they are doing. This poor woman is surrounded by “friends” who get off on her being a complete joke.

Multiple women I know don't even like the people they hang out with and call their friends. I don't get it. If I didn't like my friends I wouldn't want to be around them.

I’m like that too but I get accused of being too black/white minded and peer pressured into being fake nice.

Keeping up with the Joneses

A lot of men don't actually get the intricacies of how matriarchy works, but once you go down that rabbit hole of reading about it, you will understand.

That would be a once in a lifetime chance. A used up femcel coping so hard she fucking marries herself. Get drunk and laugh your ass off because you know no matter how you fall, you'll never be as low as this foid.

This level of cope shouldn't be possiblelegal

Mayo gussy 🤮

OK, so marrying yourself may be one of the most pathetic things anyone has ever done.

But people showed up. And, presumably, received NO monetary compensation for their actions!!!

They might have even spent money giving her gifts. Was this a ploy to try and give herself an extra birthday (anniversary) every year?

They, uh, did it for free

/r/TwoXChromosomes mods IRL

Probably for the open bar, gaymer.

And I didn't think it was possible to be more pathetic than those guys who marry their waifu in VR.

At least no kids.

if i got invited to one of these i would laugh and immediately cut that person out of my life

On the other hand, maybe there's an open bar and you can mock her with all your mutual friends at the "wedding"

Yeah, this is the real answer to why people were in that picture. Free excuse to drink

Well I just removed you from the invitation list 😤

Foids are retarded. What's with the yas slay, witches, bleeding to prove how strong they are and marrying yourself? Like just be normal.

Femininity so fragile.

Oh no, I don't have premium

Imagine subjecting your friends and family to this

This👆👆👆is peak mayo.

Why is stuff like this so funny? Like, it should be sad that this foid is unable to find a partner and is aging like milk but all I can do is laugh.

Because it's her fault

Imagine being a foid where literally all you have to do is make very minor changes to your personality and men will literally throw themselves at you doing whatever you ask of them, but instead you decide it's easier to marry yourself and be a forever alone

Im starting to understand the appeal of becoming a bussy now, you could grift so many fucking dudes

Trussies are geniuses who saw what was coming and got themselves to higher ground

It's 2019, Women are never wrong.

That little boy is laughing his ass off.

Chris morris did it.

Insanity

I was a 42-year-old with two children and I had already been divorced twice.

Wow, she must suck.

She obviously doesn't though since she got divorced twice.

clever girl

True tbh

I married myself.. today to see if I still feel

The narcissism of foids knows no bounds

When girls marry themselves it’s empowering but when guys marry waifus they are creepy. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

But who gets the house when they get divorced?

Mayo foids are a menace and must be stopped

My ex used to say to me: “You can get married, darling, but it won’t be to me.” It suddenly struck me that he was right. I could get married - to myself.

Imagine getting banged by this guy for years knowing this and deluding yourself into thinking he's your boyfriend