Microsoft gives Notch the MineShaft

47  2019-04-30 by WarSanchez

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skrrt skrrt my heart hurt

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Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.

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u/xNotch - Any comment?

Why has he been ignoring us 😡

I've tweeted at him to join our Minecraft server but he never has responded. 😔

He's gone. They are making a clone to replace him after the sacrifice. Don't believe me? Go to Google images and search blue waffle

This made me remember the time I got banned from OKBR's discord server for making a bot post blue waffle. LMAO for days.

depression

The game’s creator is better known today as an online troll, peddling transphobic, sexist, and otherwise problematic language. He also recently endorsed the QAnon conspiracy theory.

he made a game with over 150 million sales, but yeah he's definitely known for baiting a couple hundred tards on twitter

baiting

Yeah, OP is actually blind or on the spectrum if he thinks Daddy u/xNotch is ironic. He's spitting straight facts, and I'd let him redpill me whenever he wants to.

Well he didn't make it. He bought it from someone else with his parents money, worked on it a little bit and then it blew up. He's basically a powerball winner

this is some advanced coping, I'm impressed

It's the truth

I'm sure it is sweaty, keep preaching YOUR truth! :)

Ok

why the FUCK are you BITCHES downvoting the lolcow???

Lolcow has lost all meaning

lick my asshole

If you’re going to take a swipe at one of our mods, you best not miss 😡

if im GOING to take a SWIPE, if do it WENEBER and WHEREVEF i WANT hoe

It's the truth

You are not your father's son.

I'm sorry. Your mother told me in bed.

problematic language

I'm pretty left but I hate it when people say this

I used to be pretty left

FTFY

So is there any spot on the internet that's a decent hub that isn't Reddit? Or is the next step diaspora to something resembling Web 1.0 with a bunch of smaller specialized communities?

I miss early 2000's Newgrounds.

it's unironically time to make newgrounds great again

i really hope the post-reddit internet will be the digital equivalent of a post-apocalyptic wasteland. and we all have to go back to hoarding blogs and smaller sites we open every morning to check for new stuff

Join my web ring.

My time was after web rings but after NG became popular :/

I miss html and silly, personalized visitor counters.

Kiwi Farms

Time to fire up the old dial-in BBSes again.

¡Viva zmodem!

More like OLDgrounds, you millennial bag of bones. Make way for the zoomers 😎

Yeah, I'm sure u/xNotch is devastated that he won't be able to spend time at this Body Odor Enthusiasts Convention. Hope he will find some way to soothe the pain with all his hundreds of millions of dollars.

It's Notch, he probably is actually devastated

Faces of Soy.

everyone on twitter looks like a hebrew eraserhead

It's worth noting that /r/Games allowed this article to be posted, in spite of it being far outside of normal submission rules. Are the mods attempting to get some better evidence for their shutdown next April Fools day?

Someone should look at that thread and see if there are any really toxic comments from new accounts.

Like he gives a shit? They paid him 2.5 billion, at that price who the fuck cares what they do and how involved he is? That's the definition of fuck you money.