That whole post is essentially everyone taking it seriously are admitting to being worthless little weeby shits. It is so glorious when they put themselves like that!
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
People always talk about the greatest generation but we must pay respect to the aptly named silent generation: a time when women were smart enough to shut the fuck up.
My approved account caught a temp ban for posting "deepfakes" of Tay Tay, even though it was a legit lookalike some faggot reported me for that. Kinda sad because I found some awesome porn drama to make a solid effort post 😢😢😢
If i had an alien son I would call him dave nd if i had an alien daughter i would not name her or keep her because mgtow is very popular outside earth and put womens value back in place.
Y’all probably think the aliens are sexy beasts like the Doctor, Superman or some green-space-babe, when they’re actually little grey men with anal probes.
“They come not for the sake of us, but for the sake of them, their survival, (but their survival is actually our survival as well) the survival of the entire biosphere. That is where I progressed in developing my theory and I’m still looking for more evidence to support my view,” he said.
If aliens have an energy source capable of powering a craft to travel between solar systems, why dont they just share the technology instead of fucking humans to tackle climate change?
Sounds like a pickup line to me. "We need to fuck to save the planet, my seed holds the answer"
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-04-30
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1 SmegMaBallsDick 2019-04-30
This but unironically
1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-30
jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.
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1 Vyrnie 2019-04-30
XYZ Studies strike again
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-30
I like how rather than just getting rid of an outdated department, they just brought in orientals to teach it. That is a centrist take.
1 PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS 2019-04-30
Well, there is a lot of homegrown [evidence] {https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/woman-who-had-sex-with-20-ghosts-is-now-engaged-to-a-spirit/) to back up her claims
1 GodOfDarknessWine 2019-04-30
It's like feminism and the 'sexual revolution' were mistakes.
1 PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS 2019-04-30
People always talk about the greatest generation but we must pay respect to the aptly named silent generation: a time when women were smart enough to shut the fuck up.
1 AsukaRyou 2019-04-30
People with having sex with spirits for longer than that http://www.idacraddock.com/
1 TimGuoRen 2019-04-30
He is a man.
1 Snowayne2 2019-04-30
1 Blackwidowdies19 2019-04-30
Well, breeding with everyone but lawlz
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-04-30
Get grandpa to give lawlz some of his teaching stick
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-30
Man I want fuck him so bad
1 Breed_of_Peace 2019-04-30
Did your /mikestoklasaalcohol get banned?
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-30
Yeah. I made a comment about how 40% of chapos kill themselves. I just want to be an approved submitter again 😥
1 Breed_of_Peace 2019-04-30
My approved account caught a temp ban for posting "deepfakes" of Tay Tay, even though it was a legit lookalike some faggot reported me for that. Kinda sad because I found some awesome porn drama to make a solid effort post 😢😢😢
1 HardIsLife 2019-04-30
I’ve always wanted to have sex with aliens. Send some my way.
1 Cole-187 2019-04-30
wouldnt this work too bro? we're here for you if you need to talk to someone
1 EarlCampbellsMeat 2019-04-30
If i had an alien son I would call him dave nd if i had an alien daughter i would not name her or keep her because mgtow is very popular outside earth and put womens value back in place.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-30
get yourself an alien tradwaifu
1 heretobefriends 2019-04-30
I don't believe this, but I choose to anyways.
1 Baloneyballs 2019-04-30
I am a result of this AMA
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-04-30
Bounced on my boy's probe to this.
1 SmegMaBallsDick 2019-04-30
Y’all probably think the aliens are sexy beasts like the Doctor, Superman or some green-space-babe, when they’re actually little grey men with anal probes.
1 The_DHC 2019-04-30
Ayy lmao
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1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-30
best post ITT
1 Slithice_ 2019-04-30
Where can I find myself one of the 🐍 ones 😍
1 JustAThrowaway4563 2019-04-30
ayy lmao
1 detroitvelvetslim 2019-04-30
Who said academia wasn't a good career path?
1 Schlorpek 2019-04-30
Great! Would have been shitty and exhausting to do that ourselves.
1 nahnotreallytho 2019-04-30
Get this person a social sciences tenureship ASAP
1 MightiestEwok 2019-04-30
Oxford Oriental Institute proffesor
Saved you all some time.
1 Chicup 2019-04-30
I used to have abduction nightmares as a child. Its a common theme in night terrors.
They went away when I was about 10, never had one again.
So basically aliens are into kids and I was too old ... :(
I miss you Xenon...
1 GunOfSod 2019-04-30
If aliens have an energy source capable of powering a craft to travel between solar systems, why dont they just share the technology instead of fucking humans to tackle climate change?
Sounds like a pickup line to me. "We need to fuck to save the planet, my seed holds the answer"