The worst of Reddit circlejerks: u/gallowboob's self posts.

149 2019-04-30 by le_epic_xd_part_2

75 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-30

And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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1 Leakylocks 2019-04-30

Is that a shed?

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-30

Probably

1 NoCharacter0 2019-04-30

Imagine the fact that literally probably 2/3 of reddit and say like 1/10th of this sub is doing better in life than reddit's top user.

1 youthglow 2019-04-30

Isn’t he rich as fuck

1 NoCharacter0 2019-04-30

Lol no karma to USD is weak

1 xlhat 2019-04-30

Gallow "Two Sheds" Boob.

1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-30

based

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-30

Cuck she'd

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-30

He looks Egyptian.

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-30

He's a {{{greek}}}

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-30

He must have trouble paying back money 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1 Zero5urvivers 2019-04-30

Its over for Hellenicels

1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-30

It never began since troy

1 darkinard 2019-04-30

I only know three greeks, two of them are morbidly obese and two of them are borderline retarded.

What's your experience with hellenes?

1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-04-30

Oh, I only know a couple of Hellenics from work. Not much to say about besides their bizarre accents

1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-30

Ah, he's an Opposite Egyptian

1 a_cute_grill 2019-04-30

there should be a karma limit and every account reaching it is auto deleted

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-04-30

Doesn't go far enough

1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-04-30

If you reach the limit then reddit jannies come to your house and execute you.

For free.

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-04-30

They Do It For Free

1 brd4eva 2019-04-30

it's literally perfect.
normal people just create an alt and move on. only the biggest losers on this website care enough about this to stop using reddit.

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-04-30

IF you hit the karma limit you need to be removed from planet Earth.

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-30

That's how we kill /u/MasterLawlz

1 BussySundae 2019-04-30

but why would we ever want to do that?

1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-04-30

So I fuck his corpse

1 BussySundae 2019-04-30

u usually gotta pay extra for that kind of action

1 ardasyenden 2019-04-30

just drug him, it feels the same

1 ObsessedAussie 2019-04-30

Problem is his body's still warm :(

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-30

That'll make my devouring of him tastier

1 Dr_AurA 2019-04-30

What should this limit be?

1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-04-30

25 combined, and any comment over 500 gets stricken from the database completely.

1 refugeeinaudacity 2019-04-30

2,000 sounds like a nice number

1 ______________pewpew 2019-04-30

Imagine caring that much about other people’s karma

1 lannister_stark 2019-04-30

I've honestly forgot he existed since I blocked him. And what the fuck is he living a plywood house? And all that empty alcohol bottles really screams "I've got my life together".

1 leilanni 2019-04-30

He said it was a airbnb. In the forest somewhere. So, it's not his house but he paid to stay in it anyway.

1 a_few 2019-04-30

He just hasn’t decided which mansion he wants to but with his karma yet give him time

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-30

He's British or gay right?

1 Chapocel 2019-04-30

Yes

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-04-30

Which one?

1 Chapocel 2019-04-30

You already know the answer, but he ain't British.

1 ______________pewpew 2019-04-30

Implying there’s a difference

1 ThePopesFace 2019-04-30

Yes.

1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30

In a shed with a box of tissues probably still crying and lying to admins.

1 couscous_anonymous 2019-04-30

time for some rogaine /u/gallowboob

1 Chapocel 2019-04-30

Don't forget even with hair, he is an incredibly ugly person. Pizzacel levels of super gross.

1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-30

That loser just banned me for pointing out how pathetic being a professional Redditor is.

1 NoCharacter0 2019-04-30

F R A G I L E

1 Chapocel 2019-04-30

Hey /u/gallowboob why are you so sensitive? You had to know he'd be on to you.

1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-30

The worst part is thinking about the fact that he likely staged every single thing in that pic, and had his bf take it like a hundred times for the perfect lighting.

1 Chapocel 2019-04-30

Ok, I have respect for you...but there's nothing perfect about that. He's an objectively ugly mutt. Sometimes a good looking mum can overcome the dad's swarthy super grossness, but not in this case.

1 Kat_B0T 2019-04-30

Lol I’m not saying he isn’t disgusting, I’m saying like the hipster wine glass, craft beer, branding etc.. this guy is like the shallowest douche on the planet.

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-04-30

u/gallowboob imagine being so awful that the vast majority of the site you spam for a living hates you to the point where even we dramanauts can shit on you without looking hypocritical

1 Chapocel 2019-04-30

Its true.

1 Wild_Hunt 2019-04-30

2/10, would not adapt for Netflix.

1 ironicshitpostr 2019-04-30