Iโ€™m just straight up stealing this from r/CumTown

809  2019-04-30 by Seattle_Bussy_Lmao

109 comments

To OP: NEVER, EVER THREATEN /r/DRAMA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

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Based and accuratepilled

It is the inside of every Tech slack and discord server.

Even more accurate TBH

Painfully. Currently enjoying a 350lb+ self identified "Shemale" throw a tantrum about how Buttigieg is literally the second coming of Ronald Reagan engineered by neo-nazis to prevent America from electing a communist.

L I N K I T

Can't link to a Slack bby. Gotta work your own way in if you want the good stuff.

That doesn't sound like a painful waste of my life at all.

Excuse me but how dare u, do u know where we are even posting?

Screenshots?

screenshotpost now

This is all so crazy, not even right after WW2 were politicians throwing around "nazi" this much. What happened?

he kinda is though, the DNC pretty much raised him up from nothingness to try to get a non-Bernie in there

Oh absolutely. At the time Buttigieg was raised to prominence, the only people gaining any attention were Sanders, Warren and Yang. Sanaders is borderline Ralph Nadar at this point, and thoroughly detestable to the DNC, not to mention being ancient. Warren seems to have blown a huge amount of credibility of late and isn't exactly appealing. Yang is an outsider, and likewise intolerable to the DNC. With Biden now in play, Buttigieg has outlived his usefulness and is likely to fade away for another few years. Biden had implied that he didn't want to run previously, so clearly they had to do something.

Unfortunately that thread has been pushed off by multiple pages of chapo-posting and whining about Warren being a 'capitalist'. The gist of it though was that cis gays are now the enemy if they don't completely embrace idpol and chapo-tier politics. Which any radical centrist could have told you years ago.

You're hanging out with the wrong kind of Shemales my dude.

This but unironically

Iโ€™m too confused to know who to lash out against.

society did this

Perfect, that will do for a scapegoat.

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Jezuit order!

Would you believe we live in one?

We live in a society

Yes

This, but aroused

Both for being too extreme and a living parody of their views.

Why not both?

The one railing against the chapos should be fatter.

Agreed. REPRESENTATION ๐Ÿ‘ MATTERS ๐Ÿ‘

THIS SO MUCH THIS!

lol just came to say this

ITโ€™S CALLED BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY FRENDO๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

will you marry me? please

Die alone like the rest of us lol

Baste

this is life fuel

/r/drama - the THICC BLACK LINE.

Im literally shaking .......

my dick right now. I seriously had to pee

Go off king

The only thing I'd change is the chapo would never say "dude bussy" they always ask to post hog instead which they then delete the posts for whatever reason (also they stole it from "post bussy") They're literally unable to blend in cause of their desire to ask for hog since they miss their own.

CAutists can blend in for a little while but eventually they are unable to contain their sperg outs and call everyone who disagrees with them a nigger or a kike.

you feelin okay dude?

CAutists can blend in for a little while but eventually they are unable to contain their speed outs

I honestly see no better way of blending in here than having sperg outs and calling people slurs.

Transgender cat girls are cat girls.

Cat girls are disgusting

Ewww... pussy. (pussy-cat bussy)

Gussy-cats must be eradicated

Yeah. The ears are cute but it's not worth having to deal with them shitting in your shoes.

They are!

FEMALE. Transgendered females are FEMALE.

thatโ€™s you opinion

Furries are dogs.

B R A V E

braver than every troop o7

Way to kill my boner

Erasing trap identity

someone post the fucking tay edit

What does your flair say in American? Is it lol post bussy or something?

Fuck off with that mayo shit and go learn some culture you fucking animal

As an American I donโ€™t need learn any culture. Especially to figure out whatโ€™s written in spaghetti noodle.

What is your stance on the impending mayocide?

Big fan.

Me too thanks

What a heinous rowdyism.

This is canon

what language is this in?

american

Chapoese, the language of chapocels

Is that the sub full of pg13 trapo insults?

Iโ€™m saddened that I like something that any chapos may also like but Cum Town is actually hilarious. I canโ€™t stop listening to these retards.

Cumtown rulez, go listen to it instead of going to work.

I wanna fuck my dad now

Is that like r/coontown?

Not far off tbh

Wrong

All cringy trans women should be killed.

Now can someone here change my diapee and piss on my face and call me names as they fuck a genetically superior woman in front of me and force me to watch?

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Yo lo no conozco seรฑor

I don't think that your request is anatomically possible.

I want to be

1) put in a diaper

2) have a man piss on my face

3) have him call me names

4) have him cuck me.

Well, now that you've organized it - looks like it might be do'able. Good luck and always follow your dreams!

r u hot pm me

Is having a penis a requirement for the face-pissing or are trans dudes allowed to participate?

Trans guys are included <3 most of them are embarrassed by us though

I am just aware of internet culture to understand some of this vocab, but not all of it.

It's like knowing how to swim enough to tread water but you aren't allowed in the deep end just yet.

Sword of sheath?

Both ๐Ÿ˜Ž

MODS

wtf am I looking at?

Perfection ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

Post hog

ELINOTAFUCKINGPYLON

Go fuck yourselves

Posting Bussy > Posting Hogs

Are both of them Matt ?