Only fatties think she is too skinny, but you have a point, America is done for. Now that we advertising the morbidly obese as healthy its only a matter of time.
Whats up with all the reddit losers now stalking her and saying sorry in that thread lmao. They are probably so excited shes single so that it means they have a chance.
My gf’s a teacher and it’s a very attractive quality tbh. they’re typically very empathetic and kind people, at least when they’re young and haven’t yet realized how thankless and shitty their job is
She’s petite, white, blonde and extremely pretty. Most men would cut off their arm to dip their paintbrush and date long term. But hey doll, I get fat fucks still get pumped and dumped. Enjoy whatever you can get.
Oh come on, without knowing her height there’s no way you can “eyeball” any of that. 55kg looks chubby at 5’2 and skinny at 5’8.
If she’s average height for women, her waist and underbust measurements are definitely smaller too. It’s pathetic when men act like they understand women’s sizes and get it so wrong.
My bad, got mixed up on my memory of the numbers (was thinking 55kg=130lbs), but it definitely wouldn't be skinny unless the woman was unusually muscular.
Yeah, it should be around average as it's in the middle of the healthy BMI range, but by burger standards just being in the normal BMI range is skinny.
If you compare the bookshelf, dado rail, window frame and allow max 3” for heels she’s about 5’5 or 5’6. It’s pathetic when women assume everyone on Reddit is a man. It’s really easy to eyeball women that average around a UK size 8 to 12 because after that they’re considered fatties and best to avert your eyes.
I can assure you women at 5’5 and 5’6 can and do measure 36” at the hips
Of course they do, I don't get what your point is? I'm saying if she's 5'5", there's no way her hips are as wide as that because they look narrow for her height.
Given your diminutive height I’d suggest you don’t try and reach anything over a 10 as you’d look small, fat and dumpy.
This is 100% true, even 10 is chubby on me.
I think this is the most autistic conversation I've ever had on this sub tbh.
It’s a 9” difference. Granted she may be thicker at the waist. She’s wearing what looks like 3” heels which adds to the illusion of looking slimmer.
As for this being the most autistic conversation so far on this sub. I’m sorry to hear your experience of drama hasn’t lived up to its reputation.
Nah, I have a 9", (10" at best) difference and have a far more pronounced hourglass figure than her. Her hips look slim.
I didn't say it was the most autistic conversation on the sub, I'm not new, just the most autistic I've personally descended to and I've been subbed here since at least 2013. I suppose it's more surprising I haven't done far worse.
oh god, she looks like an anorexic skeleton. not saying she needs to gain 50 lbs but 5lbs would be helpful. I bet she doesnt even get her periods, lol.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-04-30
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1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-04-30
S E E T H I N G
1 Zac1245 2019-04-30
When arent fatties seething?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-04-30
When they're stuffing their facehole
1 Zac1245 2019-04-30
With a big ole Carls Junior Famous Star Burger.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-04-30
Hey, that's Hardees to those of us north of the mason-dixon line
1 Zac1245 2019-04-30
South of it also. They have Hardees in Va.
1 FTFallen 2019-04-30
When they have to take a break to wheeze.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-30
Wheeze harder fat man
1 unbanwoodser 2019-04-30
W H E E Z I N G
1 Megazor 2019-04-30
More like Huffing & Puffing
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-04-30
Dat hairline though
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-30
ameriburgers think this is unhealthy skinny 🤣
anorexia isn't celebrated like being a fucking land whale is; you will not find an endorsement to anorexics equivalent of this
1 Zac1245 2019-04-30
Only fatties think she is too skinny, but you have a point, America is done for. Now that we advertising the morbidly obese as healthy its only a matter of time.
1 ____________13 2019-04-30
She just looks anorexic next to that swole giraffe.
1 Cautioncones 2019-04-30
you are the toxic human being body shaming... please read animal farm.
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-30
is that the one where the pig becomes the sheep herder?
2 Cautioncones 2019-04-30
its the one where you become what you hate most
1 8675309999999999 2019-04-30
already a mayocel can't get much worse than this
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-30
she looks really sweet
2 TheMayorOfHounslow 2019-04-30
I'm sorry but she's mayo and way too skinny.
Only obese black queens for daddy thank you very much
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-30
tru
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-30
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-04-30
Maybe she has a sweet butthole, too
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-04-30
Pristine.
1 Coonass_alt 2019-04-30
id tonguepunch her fartbox
1 antimorphoid 2019-04-30
you would all be calling her male counterpart a skeleton.
White knights are worse than fat people.
1 Gugulen1 2019-04-30
She said in a different post that her husband was having an affair, so she moved out :( Damn.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-30
Well maybe you do have a shot.
1 Gugulen1 2019-04-30
No thanks. Girls have cooties.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-30
Now you get it
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-04-30
I'd go for it. I'm a sexual degenerate because I'm attracted to gussy. I've prayed to God to get rid of my sinful urges but I was born this way
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-04-30
I have it a shot and failed
https://imgur.com/a/1dJbjJu
1 ____________13 2019-04-30
Don't let those meanie janitors stand in the way of your love.
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-04-30
I'd have to take her classes like in Billy Madison to do it properly.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-04-30
We should ping her in here so she can tell us the sordid details of that dramatic tale
1 A_Big_Teletubby 2019-04-30
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/amrrbc/whats_something_women_find_attractive_that_you/efp4p7l
She spilled some deets in a different comment
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-04-30
Nice, ty!
1 Spysix 2019-04-30
Lmao look at the dorks posting in a three month old thread to boost some puss puss.
1 Gugulen1 2019-04-30
Relevant:
1 Denny_Craine 2019-04-30
How the fuck do you cheat on that? I mean holy moly she's fine as hell
1 Gugulen1 2019-04-30
Especially considering the way her husband looks, too.
1 Denny_Craine 2019-04-30
The world is a fucked up place
1 citoxe4321 2019-04-30
Whats up with all the reddit losers now stalking her and saying sorry in that thread lmao. They are probably so excited shes single so that it means they have a chance.
1 fauxbreaux 2019-04-30
My gf’s a teacher and it’s a very attractive quality tbh. they’re typically very empathetic and kind people, at least when they’re young and haven’t yet realized how thankless and shitty their job is
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
She looks like an average size. Fatties and their slender shaming jealousy need to eat more and cope. The teacher is very pretty.
1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-04-30
oh honey, no. most men dont want to lay with that. she is flat chested and nothing to grab onto. But you do you.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
She’s petite, white, blonde and extremely pretty. Most men would cut off their arm to dip their paintbrush and date long term. But hey doll, I get fat fucks still get pumped and dumped. Enjoy whatever you can get.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-30
🔥🔥🔥
1 TsumugiIsMyWaifu 2019-04-30
she's alright, somewhat slender and not an unattractive face. she's no Akari Futaba for sure but she's okay for a burger
1 YoureRuiningAmerica 2019-04-30
Oh God the cope 💉🤤
1 elephantofdoom 2019-04-30
She is actually pretty skinny. Of course, lots of people are skinny and not unhealthy, which just isn’t possible for many Americans to understand.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
Her calves are skinny but going by my eyeballing she’s a 34C or 36B bobs, 27 inch waist and 36 inch hips. Roughly looks 55Kgs. That’s slender.
1 LB333 2019-04-30
You're like a slightly perverted Rainman
1 hisverbisdictis 2019-04-30
https://youtu.be/JukgBoFzbjs
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
Lmao
1 RollBread 2019-04-30
Nah. she's skinny, you can tell be the over defined elbows.
Lady has to hit the gym more.
1 allwordsaredust 2019-04-30
Oh come on, without knowing her height there’s no way you can “eyeball” any of that. 55kg looks chubby at 5’2 and skinny at 5’8.
If she’s average height for women, her waist and underbust measurements are definitely smaller too. It’s pathetic when men act like they understand women’s sizes and get it so wrong.
1 LSDawson 2019-04-30
A BMI of 22 is chubby?
1 allwordsaredust 2019-04-30
My bad, got mixed up on my memory of the numbers (was thinking 55kg=130lbs), but it definitely wouldn't be skinny unless the woman was unusually muscular.
1 LSDawson 2019-04-30
Yeah, not necessarily skinny. Pretty much just average imo. Well, not average because the average US BMI is probably like 28 or something.
1 allwordsaredust 2019-04-30
Yeah, it should be around average as it's in the middle of the healthy BMI range, but by burger standards just being in the normal BMI range is skinny.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
If you compare the bookshelf, dado rail, window frame and allow max 3” for heels she’s about 5’5 or 5’6. It’s pathetic when women assume everyone on Reddit is a man. It’s really easy to eyeball women that average around a UK size 8 to 12 because after that they’re considered fatties and best to avert your eyes.
1 allwordsaredust 2019-04-30
Well if she's 5'5, there's no way she has 36" hips. I assumed you were a man because your measurements sounded so off.
I'm 5'2" and look much less thin than her and have 34-25-34 (usually wear UK8 in non vanity sizes) measurements.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
I can assure you women at 5’5 and 5’6 can and do measure 36” at the hips. That’s why they buy a size 10 and are considered “skinny”.
Given your diminutive height I’d suggest you don’t try and reach anything over a 10 as you’d look small, fat and dumpy.
1 allwordsaredust 2019-04-30
Of course they do, I don't get what your point is? I'm saying if she's 5'5", there's no way her hips are as wide as that because they look narrow for her height.
This is 100% true, even 10 is chubby on me.
I think this is the most autistic conversation I've ever had on this sub tbh.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
It’s a 9” difference. Granted she may be thicker at the waist. She’s wearing what looks like 3” heels which adds to the illusion of looking slimmer.
As for this being the most autistic conversation so far on this sub. I’m sorry to hear your experience of drama hasn’t lived up to its reputation.
1 allwordsaredust 2019-04-30
Nah, I have a 9", (10" at best) difference and have a far more pronounced hourglass figure than her. Her hips look slim.
I didn't say it was the most autistic conversation on the sub, I'm not new, just the most autistic I've personally descended to and I've been subbed here since at least 2013. I suppose it's more surprising I haven't done far worse.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-04-30
She's alright. Had better but would chat up for a bit
1 niczar 2019-04-30
She's fine, but realistically, if she was any thinner that'd be too much.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-04-30
Agreed. Any thinner and facially she’d look gaunt.
1 notcyberpope 2019-04-30
Shes got a bad case of ponytail hairline and no muscle tone but shes doable
1 virohm 2019-04-30
LOCKED, WE'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW. I'M SUCH A QUIRKY SNARKY INTERWEBS JANITOR
1 Spysix 2019-04-30
/u/n8theg8 did she show you her butthole for being such a brave knight?
1 Spysix 2019-04-30
N8 was hoping for some butthole picks for defending her.
1 wow___justwow 2019-04-30
#yallcantbehave #theydoitforfree
1 Blackwidowdies19 2019-04-30
Poor u/n8thegr8
1 N8theGr8 2019-04-30
Friendzoned again
1 Blackwidowdies19 2019-04-30
Have you ever even escaped the friendzone?
1 N8theGr8 2019-04-30
I assume that if I just keep locking threads then it'll happen eventually.
1 Blackwidowdies19 2019-04-30
Imagine being so retarded you think it's a good idea to ever lock threads, ya dumb sperg
1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-04-30
oh god, she looks like an anorexic skeleton. not saying she needs to gain 50 lbs but 5lbs would be helpful. I bet she doesnt even get her periods, lol.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-30
In what world do you live in where that is unhealthily skinny?
1 employee10038080 2019-04-30
America
1 rotflolx 2019-04-30
Does drama not recognize weak bait?
1 employee10038080 2019-04-30
Before I take you seriously post a picture of yourself so I know you're not a fatty
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-04-30
Lmao
Imagine being upset about some random broad on the internet wearing a dress, people are so retarded
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-04-30
Nice
1 Cdace 2019-04-30
Makes me smile every time without fail
1 aqouta 2019-04-30