In a rare twist, SRD attempts to cause drama by stickying a partisan pissmatch thread on Venezula. Come watch!

178  2019-05-01 by justcool393

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Pewdiepies sub literally brigaded every sub who mentioned him with [redacted] and [redacted] DMs. You either have no clue or are just repeating stupidity you absorbed from similar comments like that.

Guys can we ping the pewdiepie brigade with our chapo alts? This sounds fun.

our chapo alts?

u/prince_kropotkin i knew it

I wish šŸ˜­

Not mine mate šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø But please post the royal princeā€™s spergout to /r/deuxrama.

I wonder how many comrades will actually be on the ground, fighting in the revolution šŸ¤” šŸ¤” šŸ¤”

40% of them will be laying in the ground tbh

Rookie numbers tbh šŸ˜­

ā€œThe red army death tolls have nothing on us comrades!ā€

If only

ā€œThe revolution of the proletariat starts from momā€™s basementā€

-Karl Marx, Das Lolkuh Kapital

"The bloodiest battles of the revolution shall be fought in plebbit and twatter"

- come cunt

Come cunt

šŸ‘€šŸ†

understanding Chapo lore

I speak some Chaponese, their language. Unfortunately I didnā€™t know about this. Itā€™ll be useful for my dictionary post about them and their habits, ā€œAnimal planet for Lolcowsā€

Howā€™s your Spergtuguese? It and Chapo are like the Romance languages, if you understand one app others become stupid-easy to learn.

"AK47? No, my weapon is my Logitech G910."

-Reddit Revolutionary

ā€œThe revolutionary vanguard will take literal performance-inhibiting drugs.ā€

-Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin

They donā€™t have the balls to fight and Iā€™m not just saying that because of the HRT. They have as much kickback as a neutered chihuahua. Fucking hell, in a real communist revolution Chapocels would be first to go given the fact they all quiet literally are a bunch of upper middle class bourgeoisie mayos.

MIGA

Imagine going around typing this randomly and thinking ā€œI owned this CHUDā€ Fucking lmao.

Chapocels Out! Out! Out!

Lol cuck had to change his neocon post and write an essay about "chapos" to cover it up. Honk Honk

Neocon

Iā€™m a radical centrist you capeshit watching chapocel. C O P E.

Not an argument

Imagine coping this much.

plebbit spacing

We're on fucking Reddit RN /pol/tard

how can you be a CTH supporter AND a pol regular?

/leftypol/

Off to the gulag with you, comrade šŸ˜Ž

Circumsized his ass

Noodle arms is the term your looking for. Or throws like a girl

neutered chihuahua

Chihuahuas are little shits tho

I'm honestly of the opinion that /r/ChapoTrapHouse has become the most toxic sub on Reddit. /r/The_Donald is vile but at least they've (recently) tended to stick to their own horrid little sub-corners

SRD using braincells? This might not be good in the long term for dramacoin.

SRDines

Braincells

Those two words donā€™t go together sweaty

Hence my worry

But SRDines and r/braincels do.

Holy shit, it's been a pun this whole time. I feel like a huge retard, but I have an excuse of english not being my first language.

Holy shit I always wondered why it was called braincels

Not a native speaker either but I guess were both šŸ§ lets

Hey, you insult us by comparing us to SRDines. Day of the Can when?

It's over for braincellcels

And I actually am smart man I'm

They're actu right for once. At least the T_Dtards don't brigade.

They kinda just stay in the hive. Which is nice. I

T_D is a great containment sub. They should have left CA open for the same reason.

except CAnimals never stuck just to their sub

Where did they ever brigade besides here? Not that I care about any sub other than this one, just curious.

Pretty much everywhere were they were mentioned, really.

But most of the subs that theyā€™d want to brigade would ban them automatically, no?

No. A few subs did this now, because they were afraid of mass migration, but most allowed them generally.

Mind you, they would still end up banned frequently, because they're massive idiots and also huge douchebags.

How is not recognizing good versus evil using brain cells?

Rage, rage against the dieing of the Chapocels.

Tankies on suicide watch

Are you tired of winning yet?

Based and accuratepilled

Trannies on 40% watch

The revolution starts with 40% casualties on the opposite side

>just a fucking direct link to a /r/subredditdrama thread

UP YOUR GAME /R/DRAMA can you not do better?

DOšŸ‘šŸ¾BETTERšŸ‘šŸ¾Yā€™ALL!

Dude that thread is fucking gold. Itā€™s got a 54% upvote ratio! On SRD! That is drama and if you disagree your shitā€™s all retarded.

It's a shitpost with no effort

If itā€™s effort you want then youā€™ve come to the wrong place.

Why the fuck are you here, then? We keep longpostbot around for a reason bro

Because effort is good and we need more good posts.

You sound like a recent immigrant. We don't do good posts around here. Assimilate or go back to where you're from

/u/1--1--2 is an unironic SRDine

The day of the can approaches

I just want to see one chapocel who actually lives in venezuela or some other country that is going down the pipes, like do something besides cumming on your computer screen and saying youre watering the revolution or some dumb shit

Implying chapocels arenā€™t all the upper middle class mayos in suburbia that they are

Oh I know, but like why cant some of them atleast go to Venezuela then try shitposting to own the fashes irl or something.

Im in a hentai disc with a Venezuelan who now lives in America. Mind my shock when I discovered he hates socialism and likes capitalism

You fucking idiots i clicked on the link and actually commented in that cesspool on accident. I just lost karma and now a bunch of bussies are all blown up. I thought np links got you banned here.

but to bring Venezuela back into the Western sphere of influence and install a neoliberal regime to make it as easy as possible for private corporations to extract their most valuable resource (oil).

Imagine socialist bus drivers extracting oil without imperialist help.

Imagine brigading SRD

Even chapotards are above SRD, allah forgive me.

Based and banned from SRDpilled

They havenā€™t banned me yet. Probably because every so often, the SRDines appreciate things I post.

Ita not brigading because 90% of SRD posters are also chapotards

chapsticks

Are they just afraid of an offensive nickname

Oh lol, I keep forgetting I was banned from SRD lmao.

Anyone else feel reassured knowing that Trump is keeping a close eye on the situation?

i don't

I'm really glad the phrase "chapocel" is catching on.

WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!

For a year, people in r/drama have been posting about TrapsInChapsHouse or whatever, and I'm like 'Who?' and also 'Please stop posting this shit.'

And now SRD is just apeing /r/Drama right down to the slurs?