And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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Wtf?

"buy your 12 year old daughter a 50 inch dragon dildo you shitlord"

Lmao this world is wild.

I would freak out like that dude if I walked in on it. There would be so many questions like "Who's credit card did she steal to be able to order a dildo from Amazon?" "What happens when she shows her friends B.O.B. and I have to field angry phone calls that I have sexually harassed their children?" or worse yet my daughter shares it with a friend or uses it on her/him.

She didn't order anything tho. She was just looking at it on Amazon

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Can't argue with that

We shouldn't let kids have kids. They should have to explain sexuality to a psychologist before being allowed to go through with the pregnancy.

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Thanks for the link. Now I have a go-to when someone wants a definition of 'Poor NEET'

r/BadDragon posters are what happens when you buy your 12 year old a vibrator

I need an adult. 😰😰

EDIT3: Thanks for the 3 Platinum, 10 Gold, and 7 Silver kind strangers! But I'd rather you spend that money buying your child a nice sex toy instead teehee

🤡🌍 Honk Honk Motherfucker.

Phase 2 complete.

Copy. Initiating order 69.

Commence the subversion of any and all reason and sanity.

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Shut the fuck up rightoid we don’t need retard boomer clown world shit on this sub

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lol im not even with that partisan bullshit. Id be some what right leaning at best. Mostly centrist and libertarian in my political leanings and rationale.

Everyone who doesn't think the silly shit you think isnt far right.

Uh oh the wall is broken, and the CAutists are getting in.

It's ok their leader will just hang out for like 30 mins before killing Lawlz. Only the world's slowest swordgrab to go and ... what's that? Is that snally jumping out of the darkness with a dagger and, erm, screaming?

out Out OUT

have you considered that this post, in a similar vein to literally every other story-time post on reddit, could possibly be a creative writing exercise?

The initial post is, they usually are bait, but the retarded ass mouth breathing comments that follow are 100% authentic.

I'm starting to believe that less and less tbh

We are living in hyperreality

You can view the post as something of a morality play, where a question is posed to the audience and they are asked to respond; herw they reaponded poorly

deus ex machina when

They’re authentic, but are always one-sided. Once one opinion gets heavily upvoted / gilded, anyone with an opposing opinion doesn’t bother responding because they know they’ll get downvoted to oblivion. It’s not a debate on that sub, it’s mob rule.

whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

is this a copypasta?

From /u/RandolphCox himself

follow my reddit profile

I went to go follow you and it turns out I already am. You truly are an artist.

Just go watch a movie or something faggot.

The dude's username is literally "Good boy points".

Of-fucking-course it's a troll.

That doesn't mean the commenters are, though.

He received several plats, gold and silver. This was a 4chan post lmao. AITA are retards.

Nah western world is weird, in my country parents would slap you across the face for doing something like that.

We're crashing this shit with exactly zero survivors

When I was that age all I got to fuck was couch cushions and vaccum hoses.

Another day closer to Islam

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

India had it right.

This but honestly kinda unironically

kinda

lol

Personal copy pasta. Can you come up with something new?

i can only imagine how hard this is to read as a father, i'm cringing and i dont even have kids

The solution is to raise another mans daughter.

I swear to god this is true

Here's the thing: having sex with a woman AT ALL is literally cucking yourself to infinity. Think about it. That slut you're putting your dick in, came from a pussy, and was created from literal cum from her dad. When you fuck that girl, you're essentially putting your dick in the shat out pussy cum from her mom and dad. Isn't that gay and cuck behavior? Her dad cums in her mom, and she shits the girl out, and you're fucking that pile of pussy. Sex is literally cuck behavior because you're taking the shat out table scraps of her dad. It also makes you gay.

TL;DR: Sex makes you gay and a cuck. This is why you must abstain from sex.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You *mericans deserve this.

Redditors are fucking strange man...

Who the fuck think it's normal for a 12 year old to be buying sex toys?

There's a huge difference between exploring your body on your own and using sex toys.

BRB going to buy a sex robot for my 12 year old boy so he can explore his sexuality wihtout the fear of being reject and turning into an incel

I guarantee you if you write the exact same thread but instead gender flip it buying your son one of those creepy real dolls things and your wife not feeling comfortable with it the responses will be opposite.

100% guaranteed.

Absolutely

I spend a shameful amount of time reading relationships subs (it can be funny if you think of everything as creative writing) to know how gender biased they are. Bonus point if the women in question is pregnant because "it's just hormones".

Are you telling me mayo redditors act like white knights constantly?

Women don't get hormonal, it's just a bad faith way to discourage women

I was so hormonal today I cried for four hours before coming to this sub to imagine how I was wrong. #FatAcceptance

-/r/TrollXChromosomes

You should see when it comes to pregnant hormonal women and /r/AITA. There was a thread where the the couple had a planned pregnancy and the husband went on a business trip so the wife aborted the baby. So many white knights trying to turn it on the husband and excuse it as pregnancy hormones.

Behind angry young guys who can't get none the mommy dindu nuffin brigade is the 2nd biggest group in advice subs like these. Ask /u/snallgaster.

What the hell this is legitimately one of the worst things Ive ever heard

I think we covered that post on this sub. Try searching it.

Yeah because that's the normal non tism reaction to either.

buying your son one of those creepy real dolls things

You're spreading toxic masculinity asshole 😤😤.

Your son will be a rapist just like his father 😤😤.

nah the genderflip equivalent would be catching your son microwaving a ziploc bag full of beef liver with his pants off

i mean that's just a random example not from a painful personal memory or anything

Didn't this happen in Portnoy's Complaint?

Tbf a better comparison would be something like a fleshlight

you can see that in the thread my man, someone asks partway down "legit question, does this mean parents should also consider getting their 12 year old boys a pocket pussy for the sake of their sexual explorations at the same age?", and the responses are decidedly mixed.

Some said "anything to get tween boys to stop cumming in their socks like fucking troglodytes sounds good", and some said, unironically, "um, no sweetie, because dildos and pocketpussies are different, check your pleasure privilege"

because apparently girls cannot jill it as easily as boys can jack it, and so have a god-given right to own a dildo at age 12. Despite the fact that girls have been killing it with just their fingers to great effect for millennia.

Apparently not. According to the women in the thread, orgasms were only invented with the vibrator in the 19th century.

Someone here should do this.

Not me though, since I'm lazy.

I think it is normal to look but not normal to buy. I remember being a 12 yr old girl, lol, I would be curious to look but not buy.

I remember being a 12 yr old girl

Foids out. Out out.

I'm not exactly a normal person but when I was 12 I was disgusted by even the idea of vibrators or masturbation lmao

If you start with a vibrating dildo where is that going to lead?

r/BadDragon

The same people who were throwing dollar bills at the 12 year old drag kid Desmond at that bar.

The sort of women who post on the internet (outside of Facebook at least) are perverted hambeasts. If you want to put a face to anyone online who tells you they're a woman upfront (as in, they think it's important you know they're a woman, as if it makes their opinion any less retarded) you should imagine the gross girls who populated your High School's anime club; the ones who squealed and read Yaoi in class.

Of course they think it's normal to buy a vibrator at 12 because they wish they had one at that age.

Nah, the ones who post on Facebook are, too.

Would you rather them fuck other unsanitary things and end up with an infection? You haven't described the harm in letting her have one.

Damn King Midas himself went down that thread.

Islam cannot come faster to burgerland.

You're whale cum

Really pushing the bait to unbelievable levels. God redditors are the worst imagine being called an asshole for not wanting to raise a thot.

What kind of retard deletes all their old posts rather than just make a throwaway for their r/AITA LARP?

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The last picture of my ex boyfriend, a few hours before he died in his sleep. - r/lastimages

Obvious bait, but still gets all the Redditors to come with their actually retarded takes that they sincerely believe.

Redditors are almost faceboomer tier stupid. At least the boomers on Facebook have jobs.

People in big sub falling for completely obvious bait? Not likely, bud 😏😏😏 maybe next time

Imagine thinking sex toys make a woman sleep around.

Imagine being a father and buying your pre-teen girl a sex toy. You a pedo or something

The pedos are the ones freaking out about it.

This is why islam will win

White Sharia when?

When we give our daughters dildos

Islam doesn't go far enough, only ICBMs can solve our problems

Praise Allah

Insha'allah

all of reddit will call you a pedophile for dating 20 year old when you're 25, but then say you're a muhsoggyknee for not buying your 10 year old daughter sex toys and helping her reach climax.

We got some sperg in the other thread on this calling everyone who disapproves a pedophile.

"AITA for recording my son/daughter when they were masturbating and then trying to give them tips on how to do it safer?"

YTA, clearly. Advice is a good start but you really need to be more hands on so they don't make a mistake.

AITA for asking my daughter to have sex with her boyfriend in front of me so I can see if they’re doing it right?

Never have I seen worse b8

Imagine being called an asshole for not letting your daughter be a whore

Imagine latching onto bait

Imagine not latching onto bait

The reaction is real

women are still under the impression that dildos and vibrators arent disgusting

imagine some dude fucking a fleshlight thats what you look like you arent empowered

False equivalency. Men can get off using their hands easily. Women need to use some sort of object. Young women will thus masturbate with any object they can find that's the right shape. It's best that they do it with something proper and not an impromptu device that carries health risks.

Before the vibrator was invented women could never have orgasms. Jfl meme gender

sounds like a failure on their part more than anything else

Women's existence on this planet just seems like God's punchline sometimes tbqhf

be female have a lack of nerve endings in the vagina and as a result usually cant get orgasms from the literal reproductive act that keeps the human race alive no anti-rape mechanism that exists in a variety of other animals so youre basically at the mercy of half the population if they wanna fuck you against your will no prostate so anal doesnt feel good and just hurts clitoris is the only way to have an orgasm but cant be touched directly because its too sensitive on top of that your clitoris is constantly filthy due to being stuck in a moist sebum-filled environment and cant be cleaned because the hood barely retracts could not cum at all until a MAN invented the vibrator in the 1850s to exorcise demons or whatever STILL thot around with random dudes even though you know you arent gonna cum are still entitled enough to blame these dudes for not making u cum because they arent a vibrating jackhammer

Not only is it over for gussycels, it never even began, tbh.

Wow, yikes, sweaty. There's a lot to unpack here.

Uhm, maybe, just maybe, y'all should try going to therapy and working on self improvement instead of constantly trying to fuck yourself with mechanical devices or scolding men for being bad lays? If you can't take care of yourself with your hands that's your problem. You're not entitled to sex, sweetie.

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They just had to go to the doctor so he could fingerblast them to cure their hysteria.

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Buy a dildo

For your kid

Some fringe groups have found this thread and want their extreme opinions heard.

They're onto us.

AITA for not having sex with my kid to show her the ropes?

Yeah, stop shaming yourself for sex; you gotta really get in there. Some day soon she'll spread her legs and fly away and you don't want all the Chads and Tyrones on the block to think he's inexperienced. There's a lot of whores out there these days who will put your little girl to shame unless you give her every competitive advantage you can.

This is some fucking incredible bait. Reddit never fails to fall for it hook, line and sinker.

There are some really weird people yelling at OP. Among them, a transmasculine pansexual, a Seattle resident talking about an erotic art festival, a very vocal pibble owner, and some 30+ year old bagger who whines about their dating life.

Amazing thread

When you get such fine people giving you advice, you'd have to be insane to not follow it.

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Your kids might not end up like them, and we wouldn't want that!

reddit convention

This people in the fuckfreak parade always consider themselves to be sexual "experts" for some reason too.

So when Billy knocks her up at 13 because she’s afraid to rub one out at home, you can blame yourself.

Thank you for sharing this gem.

Yeah legit I've heard this a couple times, I think Clinton's old surgeon general even said that if we don't teach kids how to jerk off they'll fuck each other and it'll be our fault.

I don't... think that's how it works? Like 99 percent of kids who fuck have also jerked it before, it clearly didn't stop them.

But were they fucking themselves with 5-speed, 12 inch dragon dildos?

Who the buys a twelve year old sex toys? What the fuck.

My daughter got one at 13. That's only a year of difference.

So when did you take her V?

What do you mean?

I love how in this fake story the wife took the daughter's side without consulting the father and somehow nobody has a problem with that

lmao all these ppl in /r/drama offended on behalf of the dad

Obvious bait post targeting pedos.

Whenever I see a Reddit comment with a fuck ton of those stupid fucking medals pinned to it like a North Korean general I know it's going to say something retarded or gay

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/bjb0lv/being_upset_your_12_year_old_kid_is_trying_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

here's the unpopularopinion thread someone post it

This is the single most hilarious thread I’ve ever fucking read

Q:“AITA for not buying a 12 year old a dildo”

A:”what the FUCK is wrong with you?”

Maybe I'm fucking retarded but the odd focus on the otherwise irrelevant Apple products makes my senses tingle.

Could be a new form of subtle marketing that draws views by concocting trivial but controversial bullshit as the delivery method.

Super effective bait for the mentally ill.

Just like the 'ask a rapist' thread, it's an FBI honeypot for paedophiles

When I was that age all I got to fuck was couch cushions and vaccum hoses.

A gracious user has provided evidence that this thread is fake; this thread was posted 2 years ago on 4chan somewhere. OP has been banned.

We rely on you users to provide this type of evidence; we would love to catch these fake posts before they get insanely popular but it's just not possible without already recognizing it. Regardless, thank you all for being patient.

"And then one day, out of absolutely no where or rhyme or reason, people voted Hitler into power"

Id rather get fucking killed than have a daughter

Americans need hell

Is anyone surprised the top and gilded comment was made by this woman?

By allah you deserve nothing but this sword

I take back everything I said about Sharia law.