I always thought I'd be protecting my daughter from other men. Women are addicted to toys and porn in epidemic numbers so it looks like my job got much easier. Now I just have to protect her from fake penis'. #thankgodforporn
A misconception produced by television. Until recently. What he did would be considered hilariously soft. Since the transition to more "sex positive" ways of addressing this stuff, thots have skyrocketed with all of the associated societal problems.
The sexual revolution and the psychology associated with it is a proven failure.
No girl ever died from dildos. Can't say the same about their savage boyfriends that bash their heads in. Down with the patriarchy, free government supplied dildos for all!
Good boy points (or GBP) is a chan meme. It comes from a greentext story in which a manchild who lives with his “mummy” does chores in exchange for “good boy points”, which he uses to buy “chicken tendies.” It’s just as creepy and weird as it sounds.
Anyway, a few weeks ago I sent my girlfriend this meme about GBP. I made her dinner that night, and she told me in all seriousness “okay, you’ve earned 500 GBP.” I thought, fine, she’s making a joke. But no. She has legitimately been keeping tabs on my GBP each day. I took out the trash, so I earned GBP. I got a backrub, so I spent GBP. This is what my life has become. I have 1550 GBP right now. Holy shit. This is driving me batshit insane. I’m getting some tendies tomorrow though.
We're not looking at dildo shopping for your adolescent daughter, it's "daddy saw his daughter looking at dildos so he grounded her for a month." Shit, I literally printed out porn and all I got was a disapproving look and a lecture about healthy sexuality from my (ordained minister) parents. The fuck is wrong with this dude?
Sometimes reddit really blows my mind. I can’t imagine in any world a father being okay with this at 12 - holy fuck am I just reaching boomerhood or something
Yeah it makes me wonder what kind of people frequent that sub. From previous threads even normal parent shit like checking your teenage son/daughter’s phone is the biggest breach of privacy any person could ever have.
Yeah once you start examining the kind of stuff here from the perspective of "fuck you Dad I'll do what I want" the various social politics that dominate this site start to make a lot of sense.
Do you not live in America? This is the mainstream white left wing, no memes. If it wasn't for minority voters this guy would probably be arrested and transitioned... Which he deserves for raising a white woman.
I don't live in America currently, but I did for almost 30 years.
Your perception is probably skewed by internet retards. My family is all lefty libtard autoworkers. Not a single one of them would be buying their 12 year old daughters dildos off of amazon.
The labor unions swung right several years ago. They may not have told you, but it's likely they voted for Trump.
I'm not being skewed by the Internet at all. When you remove minority voters, which make up a huge portion of the Democratic voter base mostly due to Hispanics, this becomes the democratic mainstream. In fact, things that would shock you more than this become the norm.
This isn't even new. You realize how long ago the sexual revolution was right?
reddit is full of +30yo foids who realized its over for them, while squeezing out some pity bucks of reddit incels by posting nudes or peeing while dildoing themselves.
of course they'd agree with shit like that because its "healthy" and "promotes safe exploration". after all, when you manage to drag people down to your level, then you won't feel as lonely anymore
Did you see the post in there by the one who said because her parents "repressed" her, she had a double digit body count at 18 and well into three digits at 24?
Pedophiles, they are pedophiles trying to normalize sexual acts by children these people also cheer on virtuous pedophiles who totally never will offend but think they should get child sex dolls
AITA for ordering my 12 year old daughter a dildo? My wife thinks it’s inappropriate but I think it’s brave and empowering for a father to be sex-positive and assist his child achieve orgasm.
Excuse me wtf? I send my 11 yr old quality gangbang videos regularly to empower her. Her boyfriend Darell also appreciates it since she can practice what she learned when he drives her to house parties.
honestly the entire sub's purpose is sort of gone. it's turned into more of a vent for traumatizing situations. nobody actually posts to wonder if they're the asshole or not but rather to reinforce their own feelings or to get something off their chest
and the funny thing is whenever you're "too critical" of the OP, the thread gets locked and mods ironically cite the "yall cant behave" saying to make it seem as if they're any better.
you're literally a mod for a sub where you call people assholes! what do you expect? hand holding and kisses?
90% of the posts there are situations where the person is obviously not the asshole and somehow needs the NEETs/zoomers on Reddit to them them that. 5% still aren't the asshole but get fucking roasted cause they struck a nerve. 5% are blatantly, flamingly-obvious shitty people and somehow don't realize it.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-01
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1 PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS 2019-05-01
I always thought I'd be protecting my daughter from other men. Women are addicted to toys and porn in epidemic numbers so it looks like my job got much easier. Now I just have to protect her from fake penis'. #thankgodforporn
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-05-01
The authors of bait are really pushing what's believable
1 duckraul2 2019-05-01
I got all the way to 'couldn't hear me because she had airpods in' before it was an obvious joke
1 MarsBarSpaceBar 2019-05-01
I didn't even catch that
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-05-01
Drinking a sprite cranberry and eyeing on fortnite mirite?
1 IdleLobster 2019-05-01
EPIC VICTORY ROYALE (gamer style) while flossing
1 gornack 2019-05-01
What he did is exactly how you end up with a thot
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-05-01
A misconception produced by television. Until recently. What he did would be considered hilariously soft. Since the transition to more "sex positive" ways of addressing this stuff, thots have skyrocketed with all of the associated societal problems.
The sexual revolution and the psychology associated with it is a proven failure.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-05-01
In other words, the sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
1 Redactor0 2019-05-01
Apparently there are actually thousands of people in this world who read "MacBook" 4 times in 3 paragraphs and don't notice that something is off.
1 CrackIsHealthy4U 2019-05-01
I mean if you're not boomer I don't get this sort of thinking. Porn bad now?
1 Goes_Down_on_Women 2019-05-01
No girl ever died from dildos. Can't say the same about their savage boyfriends that bash their heads in. Down with the patriarchy, free government supplied dildos for all!
1 ManBearFridge 2019-05-01
They aren't even trying anymore and this shit is getting eaten up more than ever.
1 MmmDarkMeat 2019-05-01
Good boy points (or GBP) is a chan meme. It comes from a greentext story in which a manchild who lives with his “mummy” does chores in exchange for “good boy points”, which he uses to buy “chicken tendies.” It’s just as creepy and weird as it sounds.
Anyway, a few weeks ago I sent my girlfriend this meme about GBP. I made her dinner that night, and she told me in all seriousness “okay, you’ve earned 500 GBP.” I thought, fine, she’s making a joke. But no. She has legitimately been keeping tabs on my GBP each day. I took out the trash, so I earned GBP. I got a backrub, so I spent GBP. This is what my life has become. I have 1550 GBP right now. Holy shit. This is driving me batshit insane. I’m getting some tendies tomorrow though.
1 FitBoredAussie 2019-05-01
I chortled
1 UBIisLazy 2019-05-01
Fine. If nobody is going to ask then I will.
How many GBP for cummies?
1 aangshit 2019-05-01
probably around 83
1 zbeezle 2019-05-01
How many for anal?
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-05-01
100, but the genital warts are for free
1 MG87 2019-05-01
I mean yeah kids masturbate and they'res nothing wrong with it.
It is alot weird if you decide to dildo shop for your adolescent daughter.
1 captainktainer 2019-05-01
We're not looking at dildo shopping for your adolescent daughter, it's "daddy saw his daughter looking at dildos so he grounded her for a month." Shit, I literally printed out porn and all I got was a disapproving look and a lecture about healthy sexuality from my (ordained minister) parents. The fuck is wrong with this dude?
1 DonnyBravoKingofEire 2019-05-01
Oh no daughter look out it's your dad oh fuck she can't hear us she has her air pods in
1 Honk4Tits 2019-05-01
u/alienknight you sure have a lot of opinions about a 12 year olds hoohah.
1 KingWayneX 2019-05-01
karmawasforsuckers seems to be pretty invested in 12 yos masturbating.
1 uTorrent 2019-05-01
Sometimes reddit really blows my mind. I can’t imagine in any world a father being okay with this at 12 - holy fuck am I just reaching boomerhood or something
1 GetUpAndGoGorl 2019-05-01
Ikr. This site is too liberal for me
1 VidiotGamer 2019-05-01
This is so far beyond any sort of weird american political affiliation purity test. This is just fucking nuts.
Reasonable comments like "The parents should have discussed it before reversing the punishment" are being downvoted into oblivion. That's just insane.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-05-01
Yeah it makes me wonder what kind of people frequent that sub. From previous threads even normal parent shit like checking your teenage son/daughter’s phone is the biggest breach of privacy any person could ever have.
It’s pathetic.
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-05-01
teenagers and obese female lolcows vastly outnumber the sane rational people
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-05-01
Yeah once you start examining the kind of stuff here from the perspective of "fuck you Dad I'll do what I want" the various social politics that dominate this site start to make a lot of sense.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-05-01
Do you not live in America? This is the mainstream white left wing, no memes. If it wasn't for minority voters this guy would probably be arrested and transitioned... Which he deserves for raising a white woman.
1 VidiotGamer 2019-05-01
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-05-01
The labor unions swung right several years ago. They may not have told you, but it's likely they voted for Trump.
I'm not being skewed by the Internet at all. When you remove minority voters, which make up a huge portion of the Democratic voter base mostly due to Hispanics, this becomes the democratic mainstream. In fact, things that would shock you more than this become the norm.
This isn't even new. You realize how long ago the sexual revolution was right?
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-05-01
It's bait. Look at OP's username, it's straight out of 4chan.
1 uTorrent 2019-05-01
Yeah the bait is great, the comments are real though and thats what is insane to me
1 tendiesreee 2019-05-01
literally what is wrong with it, other than christard morality?
1 uTorrent 2019-05-01
Shes 12, its not her money buying it. Don’t think parents are the people who should be buying their adolescent children sex toys.
1 TrapoBrapHouse 2019-05-01
Who should be?
1 uTorrent 2019-05-01
No one because a 12 year old shouldnt have a vibrator. Education is one thing, this is another. Parents shouldnt be helping their tweenie daughter nut
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-05-01
Sfop thinking about 12 year old vag and how you should control it you pedo
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-01
But it’s the only thing I have left in life
1 fat_fist_fister 2019-05-01
Vibrators are for the point at which you’ve reached the levels of a 30 year old teacher who gave up on their future as a mother.
1 citoxe4321 2019-05-01
Yikes! Theres a lot to unpack here.
1 TrapoBrapHouse 2019-05-01
She gonna get her nut from Brad at school then. 🤷♂️
1 KingWayneX 2019-05-01
You dont think 12yos should be sexually active, cause youre a pedo!
1 AI_WAIFU 2019-05-01
If she bought it with her own money would there be a problem?
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2019-05-01
If you knew the love of the One Lord Jesus Christ then you’d not need ask this question, retard
1 UBIisLazy 2019-05-01
sip
1 a_cute_grill 2019-05-01
reddit is full of +30yo foids who realized its over for them, while squeezing out some pity bucks of reddit incels by posting nudes or peeing while dildoing themselves.
of course they'd agree with shit like that because its "healthy" and "promotes safe exploration". after all, when you manage to drag people down to your level, then you won't feel as lonely anymore
1 IOnceRanTheIndy_500 2019-05-01
Did you see the post in there by the one who said because her parents "repressed" her, she had a double digit body count at 18 and well into three digits at 24?
Maximum yikes.
1 gksrnrdjlearner 2019-05-01
Imagine having had over a hundred dicks inside of you. Might as well take up residence in an STD clinic.
1 scott_hunts 2019-05-01
This comment made by long term loving and committed relationships gang
1 A7_AUDUBON 2019-05-01
Um, sorry sweaty, being a decent father who wants the best for his daughter is problematic in 2019.
1 Party_Independence 2019-05-01
Pedophiles, they are pedophiles trying to normalize sexual acts by children these people also cheer on virtuous pedophiles who totally never will offend but think they should get child sex dolls
1 GetUpAndGoGorl 2019-05-01
Buying sex toys for your preteens is degeneracy at it's finest.
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-05-01
The sexuality of your preteens should stay between them and the boomer child molesters in your church, like god intended.
1 gfour 2019-05-01
AITA for ordering my 12 year old daughter a dildo? My wife thinks it’s inappropriate but I think it’s brave and empowering for a father to be sex-positive and assist his child achieve orgasm.
1 TheFilthyAutismo 2019-05-01
No balls you wont post that
1 gfour 2019-05-01
Maybe I will in a week cause it would be an obvious troll now
1 TheFilthyAutismo 2019-05-01
Well yeah not word for word but mix it up so it's a similar concept
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-05-01
Yamete can help her out
1 wow___justwow 2019-05-01
This is why we need sharia law.
1 tschwib 2019-05-01
Excuse me wtf? I send my 11 yr old quality gangbang videos regularly to empower her. Her boyfriend Darell also appreciates it since she can practice what she learned when he drives her to house parties.
It's healthy and natural.
1 TechnogeistR 2019-05-01
You could post this in that thread and nobody would even bat a fucking eye. You'd get upvoted.
1 citoxe4321 2019-05-01
Reddit is home to degenerates though so honestly what did you expect
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-05-01
Honk Honk 🤡 🌎
1 VidiotGamer 2019-05-01
All the bait posts in AITA are fantastic for exposing how reddit is filled with emotionally retarded NEETS.
1 Blackwidowdies19 2019-05-01
u/panalanaling laid down the sickest bait ever in that thread and the sub took ot hook line and sinker
1 TenaciousTriscuit 2019-05-01
Honk honk its clown world
1 RandolphCox 2019-05-01
u kno the dildo she orded was black
1 24HER032 2019-05-01
quality bait, the airpod meme was executed quite well
1 Cole-187 2019-05-01
all of the pedos in that thread are a disappointment to Allah.
1 MrZakalwe 2019-05-01
Sharia when?
1 cheers_grills 2019-05-01
Soon, brother.
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-01
Allahs boy Mo loved cunny tho
1 Gugulen1 2019-05-01
I honestly think r/AITA commenters are the dumbest people on Reddit, and that’s saying something.
1 cheers_grills 2019-05-01
TMOR or AHS?
1 gksrnrdjlearner 2019-05-01
Implying the Venn-diagram of TMOR and AHS isn't just a circle.
1 -Setro- 2019-05-01
honestly the entire sub's purpose is sort of gone. it's turned into more of a vent for traumatizing situations. nobody actually posts to wonder if they're the asshole or not but rather to reinforce their own feelings or to get something off their chest
and the funny thing is whenever you're "too critical" of the OP, the thread gets locked and mods ironically cite the "yall cant behave" saying to make it seem as if they're any better.
you're literally a mod for a sub where you call people assholes! what do you expect? hand holding and kisses?
1 gksrnrdjlearner 2019-05-01
90% of the posts there are situations where the person is obviously not the asshole and somehow needs the NEETs/zoomers on Reddit to them them that. 5% still aren't the asshole but get fucking roasted cause they struck a nerve. 5% are blatantly, flamingly-obvious shitty people and somehow don't realize it.
1 YesChancellor 2019-05-01
Baitcoin reaches new high on the r/Drama exchange!
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1 80BAIT08 2019-05-01
/u/mongooseoflove see you on next week's episode of Hanson Vs. Predators.
1 Chicup 2019-05-01
Bait would have been believable if she was like 16 or so.
But I suppose 12 is better because its a better lure for the retards. You could make a valid argument for a 16 year old but not a 12.
1 boredcentsless 2019-05-01
Reddit foids: you should buy your 12 year old daughter a dildo, butt plug, and a gimp suit so she can explore her sexuality
Also reddit foids: our shitty media keeps sexualizing children ew gross
1 YakubTheCreat0r 2019-05-01
Only mayos do shit like his lol
1 Eatsassonadailybasis 2019-05-01
Can someone send me what is said? It got deleted