The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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It’s slowly becoming obvious to Pete that he’s a loser.

He disappointed a lot of fans with that stunt.

Can't imagine looking into those butthole eyes and believing a word out of his mouth.

A comment worth posting several times with multiple accounts tbqh

You fucking liar

Log off. I want to talk now.

Well get did get to bang Kate Beckinsale abd Ariana Grande so that's a win in my book

Wtf he got to fuck milf beckinsale? Unironically fuming.

Pete Davidson looks like a horse, but apparently he's hung like one too

kate beckinsale after she's dried up and can't get 'acting' gigs, and by 'acting' i mean videogame based dinosaur/werewolf romeo and juliet movies

he was on snl

im in the loser camp

I'd still hit it

How did this man date both Ariana Grande and Kate Beckinsale? What did he Max?

Just have your dad die on 9/11 and pretend to be a drug addict bro

boo that man

This dipshit got to fuck Kate Beckinsale? I hate him even more now.

Isnt she into taking loads on her face for health or beaury reasons?

What. The. Fuck. Apparently she uses "liquefied cloned baby foreskins".

She probably does love getting a good load on her face though.

Foids gonna foid

Because of {{{them}}}

Fake (((news)))

This is what I love about Hollywood - it's perfectly fine to put puree'd baby penis parts on your face but I'm the asshole because I own a gun.

Using the Daily Mail as a source.

Fuckin Boomers

She's like 20 years older than him.

Cope Ariana grande could peg me

Based and Ukrainepilled

where the big women at?

, basically has a miley cyrus chicken cutlet butt

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

bottle of red

bottle of white

whatever gets me laid tonight

but kate knew what she wanted from her time, she woke up and made her mind. pete ain't that tough.

supposedly dude has a monster dick

Fucking dongoloids. It's over for dicklets 😥😥😥

he got kate cuz he got ariana. it is how ladies work. old pussy w ants to fele like new pussy. just how it is n how it always will be. ladies do not be mad at me tellin truth !

Makes millions, dates both Kate Beckensale and Ariana Grande, lives it up in NYC and LA while y'all jerk off to free porn

Wins someone five hundred dollars on Jeopardy in the year 2029 for remembering he used to be famous

Eyes look like buttholes

Still dating supermodels

dad died in terrorist attack Dad dies known as a hero in a historical moment, your dad dies of colon cancer

has to attack better comedians still makes millions

supermodels

Beckinsale is on the wrong side of 40.

makes millions

For now. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up like MC Hammer though. Not to mention he’s a whiner and thin-skinned. It’s not a lie when I say I don’t want to be Davidson. I doubt he wants to be himself.

free porn

bitch I commission my stuff thx

A true patrician.

makes millions

lol ok Pete

As a main cast member who has been with the show since 2014, Davidson earns $15,000 per episode he appears on. Assuming he makes at least one appearance on all 21 episodes per year, Pete would make around $315,000 per year from SNL.

SNL cast members make way more in the movies and other shows they're in. His net worth is $4 million. I really don't give a shit about this guy why did you have to comment this

the movies and other shows they're in.

name literally one thing he's done outside of SNL.

His net worth is $4 million.

that does not mean he makes that much money, you fucking donut. it means that's how much money he might have

He was in the Netflix movie Dirt

i'm sure that was a big deal for the whole 4 people who watched it.

lmao @ you trying to stand up for a guy who has less success than Chris Kattan.

Oh yeah I couldn't give two shits about the guy but its funny how people try to shit on someone thats waaaaay more successful than them. Don't you dare talk bad about Chris Kattan Night at the Roxbury was hilarious.

Night at the Roxbury was hilarious.

the only correct thing you've said.

just because pete davidson is successful doesn't mean people can't shit on him you tard. he's a complete mess of a person and a massive pussy to boot.

What a fucking baby lmao

Ahshit. I think im aging out.

This dude is such a little bitch. You're a fucking comedian, how do you let shit get to you so easily? Any bets on how long before he kills himself?

this is what happens when you forget to wrap pete in bubble wrap after he leaves the SNL echocamber

Apparently pete’s security requested that Vinnie mention before the show that if anyone calls out about his exes, they would be kicked out immediately.

Vinnie makes the announcement and Pete leaves, and posts this video to his ig story.

It’s a brand new club so Pete doing this and hurting their reputation is considered a serious bitch move.

TIL there's more than one stress factory

He then took to his Instagram stories to apologize

Someday I want to be in the social class where you can fuck up and this is considered an acceptable way to make up for it.

Seems like a shit way to introduce your next act at your own club. Belittle them right before they are set to perform? Let the audience heckle the guy.

I don't believe this is true. I think Vinnie cleared what he wanted to say with Pete's team, but not that Pete actually asked him to make the announcement. Also, Pete asked Vinnie to not do a set prior to his performance, but Vinnie decided to do 5 minutes, at which point Pete left.

My only hope is that this will be the final terminal decisive definite finished absolute determinative decided determinate incontrovertible irrefutable irrevocable settled unanswerable unappealable ultimate reason that he goes back on Horse and an-hero’s himself in the grand tradition of washed up SNL funnymen.

Poor ugly goblin looking pete.

beast boy

Funny that a guy who prides himself on edgy and dark humor gets super offended by any mention of his exes. Also, he's the second worst actor on SNL after Leslie Jones