Mayo who threatened to nuke us all has never read the constitution

137  2019-05-01 by FearOfBees

62 comments

When the dramatards obsess over something, they do not let it go until it's completely torn apart. You're the pitbulls of people, but with less to contribute to society.

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This is why Iran should nuke North America. I for one look forward to being a slave for a qt pale Persian foid.

I thought you're my slave! 😡 i promise you that i taste just as spicy!

If you like the Persian goddess who broke my heart, I'll take you in a heartbeat.

you and me, we're closer than you might think...

Send me a picture of your gussy/bussy please.

naughty

😈😈😈

Tease

I think you’re gonna be the sultan’s bussy of choice.

I'm not that hot

Wouldn’t it be Shah

Wouldn’t it be Shah

Not in Agrabahm

Shah

It's over for Pahlavi-cels

This but unironically.

dude nassim lmao.

No. This one was shorter and chubbier. God she was perfect 😍😍😍😍.

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤💦💦💦💦💦

Me too

Iranians women are hot af

Based.

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There are literally dozens of us

DOZENS!!!!

Wew laddy

Did you just admit to a political leaning on this sub? That’s grounds for cancellation in my radically centrist eyes.

To the drama gulags!

Tbh rightwing LGBT combines intersectionality on the left with well right wing beliefs. Doesnt that make him a true centrist?

Combine radical extremes, and all is balanced

Big Pence fan?

That's one thing that's always got me. However the way I cope/rationalize it is he ACTUALLY thought it would help gay people. IIRC electro shock therapy was very popular at the time. He was just trying to save people from hell I assume. He of course no longer does that and I'm not some dumb ass who goes into people's past 30 years to cherry pick mistakes.

I'm not some dumb ass who goes into people's past 30 years to cherry pick mistakes.

Wow why are you even here?

I mean when I pick presidents

Lucky for me I have never lived in a poor state so my vote doesn't matter. I honestly don't get why they let flyover country vote, just goes our food, die young and enjoy your meth

ctrl-f “man”

Well fuck, can’t find it.

Obviously, "people" is sneakily gendered. Should be replaced with "sheple" =)

Why does this guy he think he’s gonna win the nomination. Big uncle Joe is back.

Butthurt Berniefags are downvoting you.

If they think Bernie is gonna win (or anyone else) they are dumb. Joe is gonna win and they should just start accepting that now. It’s gonna be Biden vs. Trump and it will be hilarious because they are pretty similar people.

Nah, bruh. I've got money on my homegirl Kamala taking the nomination

How much 🤑🤑🤑

Took out a second mortgage boiiiiiiiiiiiii

The frontrunner for the nomination at this stage has only won like three times since Democrats got real primaries. (Also, has always lost the general if they did run.)

Still think Biden will get the nomination and then lose. I would bet on it.

Good news, thanks to the wonders of the internet, you can.

Link me bro

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2020/democrat-candidate

Be sure to read how the site you pick handles your money, since sometimes they take a percent flat out.

He’s like 17th place lmao

Bernie, Biden, and Yang

There’s a paywall faggot

Buttiguy has it in the hole

this guy is comically terrible at his job

Day of 1812 and soft restart when?

Lmao imagine bring up ERA in the current year +5. Jesus Christ.

I noticed mayo isn't ever mentioned in the Constitution. What did they mean by this? 🤔

Neither is bussy

Imagine being from California who legislated gun stores out of existence in every major city and still pretend you care for rights of people by blogposting.

Wait that's not satire?

Who needs Mexico's finest when you have this?

"I wanna be the pope but fuck reading the Bible..."

More like Swallowswell

Rebels aren't Americans and should be nuked. The landlocked states need to be kept as a mayo reserve but given no rights.