Pibbles vs Reddit: Round 247

95  2019-05-01 by a_cute_grill

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That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.

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Something something not all something something bad owners something something all dogs bite something something breedism

OOF AND YIKES SWEATY

50 of maulings...

Despite being only 13% of the population...

Nanny dogs

MALES ARE LIKE PITBULLS BUT YOU WONT SEE ME TRYING TO BAN MALES says the male feminist, politicscel mullerposting Los Angeles Laker Melaninball fan 🤔

If you tried to milk this lolcow only straight soy would come out

don't be shy, tell him your opinion. hey, /u/PaperTowelJumpShot, XxStarwarsfan92xX disagrees with you on your stand against pitbull prosecution

Lol what a coward

Lol what's up coward

We know you must be brave if you own a pitbull.

What's your wife's sons name?

Can we start with you when the male cullings begin?

ur pitbull has higher t levels then u. lmao. period.

Hello friend, I would like to ask you opinion on Disney’s Marvel’s: The Avengers: Endgame! Did you cry at the end?

Did you know that black widows dies for good in endgame?

Unironically based.

Are you a gamer?!?!?

Tell your bull that you stood up to meanies online and deserve a reward. Maybe he'll let you take off the cock cage.

If you want to ban males you should start with yourself

Hey how’s your wife’s son doing?

Millennial star wars mayos will be first against the wall

My name is ironic

AND PIBBLES SCORE AGAIN!

That's a bold statement.

I think I have a solution to Americas problem with Mr.Pibble being over populated, mauling children/animals and completely filling up shelters.

China 🇨🇳

We simply ship them off to China. The Chinese eat dogs, so why not have them eat the problem velvet hippos from America. And even if one escapes, the worst thing that can happen is he helps China with their massive overpopulation problem.

It is simple and win-win for both sides.

Fuck you longpost bot.

https://journals.lww.com/jorthotrauma/Abstract/2018/09000/Dogs_and_Orthopaedic_Injuries___Is_There_a.16.aspx

"Of the 95 patients, 50% were the result of a pit bull terrier bite and 22% by a law enforcement dog. A total of 32% were attacked by multiple dogs. There was a 51% incidence of severe injury (amputation or fracture) with a significant association with breed."

http://sma.org/southern-medical-journal/article/characteristics-of-dog-bites-in-arkansas/

Conclusions: The results of this retrospective review are aligned mostly with the general trends found in previous national and global studies, supporting the notion that family dogs represent a more significant threat than often is realized and that, among the breeds identified, pit bulls are proportionally linked with more severe bite injuries.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21475022

CONCLUSIONS: Attacks by pit bulls are associated with higher morbidity rates, higher hospital charges, and a higher risk of death than are attacks by other breeds of dogs. Strict regulation of pit bulls may substantially reduce the US mortality rates related to dog bites.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19644273

More than 30 different offending breeds were documented in the medical records. The most common breeds included pit bull terriers (50.9 percent), Rottweilers (8.9 percent), and mixed breeds of the two aforementioned breeds (6 percent).

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I have a Pitbull. Shes awesome. Sorry you feel the way you do.

What are your opinions on human males? They're responsible for 88% of violent crimes. Guess we should all be put down. Shame

Where's the lie? In a logical society, 95% of men would be put down at birth. The rest reside in a cage for the sperm farm.

88%

They're on to something.

Where's the lie?

Not a lie. But it is dump comparing animals with humans.

That's a policy I fully support. Therefore, more women for me when I become dirty old man.

Implying it’s nurture over nature is actually extremely racist because the majority of pibble owners are black 😡😡😡

I was going to be a contrary, but those Satan himself bred those shits. Throw them away.

You should only be able to own a dog if you're able to overpower it.

Thought I'd find this here.

I got a PM telling me to kill myself for posting pibble stats there, and the guy sending it had his most recent post talking about shoving pills up his ass for his opiate addiction lul

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the /u/Breed_of_Peace silentpost lmao