MALES ARE LIKE PITBULLS BUT YOU WONT SEE ME TRYING TO BAN MALES says the male feminist, politicscel mullerposting Los Angeles Laker Melaninball fan 🤔
If you tried to milk this lolcow only straight soy would come out
I think I have a solution to Americas problem with Mr.Pibble being over populated, mauling children/animals and completely filling up shelters.
China 🇨🇳
We simply ship them off to China. The Chinese eat dogs, so why not have them eat the problem velvet hippos from America. And even if one escapes, the worst thing that can happen is he helps China with their massive overpopulation problem.
"Of the 95 patients, 50% were the result of a pit bull terrier bite and 22% by a law enforcement dog. A total of 32% were attacked by multiple dogs. There was a 51% incidence of severe injury (amputation or fracture) with a significant association with breed."
Conclusions: The results of this retrospective review are aligned mostly with the general trends found in previous national and global studies, supporting the notion that family dogs represent a more significant threat than often is realized and that, among the breeds identified, pit bulls are proportionally linked with more severe bite injuries.
CONCLUSIONS:
Attacks by pit bulls are associated with higher morbidity rates, higher hospital charges, and a higher risk of death than are attacks by other breeds of dogs. Strict regulation of pit bulls may substantially reduce the US mortality rates related to dog bites.
More than 30 different offending breeds were documented in the medical records. The most common breeds included pit bull terriers (50.9 percent), Rottweilers (8.9 percent), and mixed breeds of the two aforementioned breeds (6 percent).
I got a PM telling me to kill myself for posting pibble stats there, and the guy sending it had his most recent post talking about shoving pills up his ass for his opiate addiction lul
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-01
That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.
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1 myNAMEjef420 2019-05-01
Something something not all something something bad owners something something all dogs bite something something breedism
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-05-01
OOF AND YIKES SWEATY
1 xlhat 2019-05-01
50 of maulings...
2 whys0serial 2019-05-01
Despite being only 13% of the population...
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-05-01
Nanny dogs
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-05-01
MALES ARE LIKE PITBULLS BUT YOU WONT SEE ME TRYING TO BAN MALES says the male feminist, politicscel mullerposting Los Angeles Laker Melaninball fan 🤔
If you tried to milk this lolcow only straight soy would come out
1 a_cute_grill 2019-05-01
don't be shy, tell him your opinion. hey, /u/PaperTowelJumpShot, XxStarwarsfan92xX disagrees with you on your stand against pitbull prosecution
1 PaperTowelJumpShot 2019-05-01
Lol what a coward
1 PaperTowelJumpShot 2019-05-01
Lol what's up coward
1 ____________13 2019-05-01
We know you must be brave if you own a pitbull.
1 EyeseeFN 2019-05-01
What's your wife's sons name?
1 minority360 2019-05-01
Can we start with you when the male cullings begin?
1 RandolphCox 2019-05-01
ur pitbull has higher t levels then u. lmao. period.
1 JumbledFun 2019-05-01
Lmao
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-05-01
Hello friend, I would like to ask you opinion on Disney’s Marvel’s: The Avengers: Endgame! Did you cry at the end?
1 SloppyHolePounder 2019-05-01
Did you know that black widows dies for good in endgame?
1 EasySchmitty 2019-05-01
Unironically based.
1 OfficialBeetroot 2019-05-01
Are you a gamer?!?!?
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-01
Tell your bull that you stood up to meanies online and deserve a reward. Maybe he'll let you take off the cock cage.
1 Power_Incarnate 2019-05-01
If you want to ban males you should start with yourself
0 whys0serial 2019-05-01
Hey how’s your wife’s son doing?
1 LikeTotesObvi 2019-05-01
Millennial star wars mayos will be first against the wall
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-05-01
My name is ironic
1 Breed_of_Peace 2019-05-01
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-01
AND PIBBLES SCORE AGAIN!
2 OlimpiaBulley 2019-05-01
That's a bold statement.
1 Breed_of_Peace 2019-05-01
I think I have a solution to Americas problem with Mr.Pibble being over populated, mauling children/animals and completely filling up shelters.
China 🇨🇳
We simply ship them off to China. The Chinese eat dogs, so why not have them eat the problem velvet hippos from America. And even if one escapes, the worst thing that can happen is he helps China with their massive overpopulation problem.
It is simple and win-win for both sides.
1 nybbas 2019-05-01
Fuck you longpost bot.
https://journals.lww.com/jorthotrauma/Abstract/2018/09000/Dogs_and_Orthopaedic_Injuries___Is_There_a.16.aspx
"Of the 95 patients, 50% were the result of a pit bull terrier bite and 22% by a law enforcement dog. A total of 32% were attacked by multiple dogs. There was a 51% incidence of severe injury (amputation or fracture) with a significant association with breed."
http://sma.org/southern-medical-journal/article/characteristics-of-dog-bites-in-arkansas/
Conclusions: The results of this retrospective review are aligned mostly with the general trends found in previous national and global studies, supporting the notion that family dogs represent a more significant threat than often is realized and that, among the breeds identified, pit bulls are proportionally linked with more severe bite injuries.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21475022
CONCLUSIONS: Attacks by pit bulls are associated with higher morbidity rates, higher hospital charges, and a higher risk of death than are attacks by other breeds of dogs. Strict regulation of pit bulls may substantially reduce the US mortality rates related to dog bites.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19644273
More than 30 different offending breeds were documented in the medical records. The most common breeds included pit bull terriers (50.9 percent), Rottweilers (8.9 percent), and mixed breeds of the two aforementioned breeds (6 percent).
1 LongPostBot 2019-05-01
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1 SloppyHolePounder 2019-05-01
!thesaurizethis
1 nybbas 2019-05-01
STOP!!!
1 employee10038080 2019-05-01
Despite..
1 Osterion 2019-05-01
Where's the lie? In a logical society, 95% of men would be put down at birth. The rest reside in a cage for the sperm farm.
1 PoIsAChad69 2019-05-01
They're on to something.
1 TimGuoRen 2019-05-01
Not a lie. But it is dump comparing animals with humans.
1 cincilator 2019-05-01
That's a policy I fully support. Therefore, more women for me when I become dirty old man.
1 Lee13412 2019-05-01
Implying it’s nurture over nature is actually extremely racist because the majority of pibble owners are black 😡😡😡
1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-05-01
I was going to be a contrary, but those Satan himself bred those shits. Throw them away.
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-05-01
You should only be able to own a dog if you're able to overpower it.
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-05-01
Thought I'd find this here.
I got a PM telling me to kill myself for posting pibble stats there, and the guy sending it had his most recent post talking about shoving pills up his ass for his opiate addiction lul
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1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2019-05-01
Good bot. Don't worry, though, I don't spend time around pibbles so I'll be fine.
1 SpookyBepisBoi 2019-05-01
Good bot
1 massive_fckwit 2019-05-01
the /u/Breed_of_Peace silentpost lmao