/r/soccer alternately seethes and smugposts as Barcelona beats Manchester 3-0.

34  2019-05-01 by wfwfwfqwfqwef

42 comments

You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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what education could be behind this i wonder?

You fool, in correcting his grammar you made mistakes of your own.

o no 😱

GRAMMATICAL MISTAKE POINTED OUT LE EPIC STYLE

Stay mad, eurocels.

Nah, retards deserve to be ostracized.

Hey bud we speak american around these parts. If you don't like it you can leave

you say this now but once rival soccer hooligans start fighting each other you'll be looking to kick the tire fire.

Soccer hooliganism is the original soy reaction to cape-shit

Football matches are where men go to escape soyboyery. Pure unadulterated testosterone.

Nothing quite says testosterone like faking being hurt for ez wins

Unlike real football where the players fake not being hurt to show how tough they are

The absolute worst thing about /r/soccer is that it's filled to the brim with 21 year old posturing Eurofags who cannot wait to see news about racism, hooliganism, etc. and storm the comment sections in righteous indignation about how they'd NEVER do anything like that.

Between the soccer riots and the violent separatist groups, Europe has gone real real soft.

Angloids on suicide watch since 1066

It never began for britons

Nah, most people in England hate Liverpool.

More than they hate the Spanish though?

anyone know how they have custom flair images that bypass custom CSS being disabled?

and more importantly why doesnt drama have it

it's done through the redesign apparently, which is why we don't do it.

based and old.pilled

this exceot the other industrial place

posting this as drama

This is precum... the real drama would have come had Liverpool gone to the final, lost to Ajax, and bottle the league after City drop points. You blew your load faster than chapsticks did at violence yesterday

Pretty sure mancs are pitching a tent at the thought of Liverpool being down 3-0.

Also imagine being 6’3 and letting some 5’6 manlet do that to you.

There's so much low hanging fruit all around.

For the scousers: I'm pretty sure every scouse family tree is, sooner or later, rooted in a council estate.

For the catalans: you might be "more than a club" but you'll never have an independent Catalonia. In the annals of history, all your achievements will fall under a madrid-centered banner.

All Scousers are ethnically Irish, as are all mayo trash.

that manlet is an 👽.

Messi is responsible for at least 90% of the magic in this shit world.

Sorry faggot Ronaldo is better. 😎

Ronaldo gang gang gang

scouse football virgin van stand still and let messi scores

Not really /r/drama, every big /r/soccer thread has supporters of both teams, and this thread is almost unanimously positive because it's a great goal.

Manchester

A city in the North West of England inhabited by people with an over inflated sense of self importance because it produced a handful of good bands way back when boomers were the zoomers of their day, and they have a football team that play in red with deluded fans.

Easy mistake to make to be fair.

The mayo Mbappe.

It's a well known fact only athletes are the only 1% that deserve the tens of millions they make every year.

The real drama was earlier today when some Liverpool pensioner hoicked an Asian guy into a fountain for no apparent reason.

This is course nowhere close to the best example of British football 'banter', the best was one Newcastle fan punching a police horse in the face.

You can google both.

Wait so who are the good guys?

Best comment on the day:

Even mods can't delete that post

I love Messi too, but why the fuck does a post about a goal have 47 golds?