British MP gets dabbed on on Twitter, prints out the dank maymay in question and brings it to Parliament 🤡🇬🇧

810  2019-05-01 by jko831

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BASED

I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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Lol it was by SonicFox too

We are truly in a simulation

Fill me in, who the fuck is Sonic Fox

A competitive Dragon Ball Fighterz player and a gay furry.

He’s pretty well known in the competitive fighting game scene as he wins quite often in shit tier fighting games. He’s also a furry who dons his furry costume as soon as he wins so the losers have to look that degenerate in the face when they shake hands.

So why is he being talked about in the Parliament. Please tell me they aren't talking about furry rights.

I honestly have no idea. I only know sonicfox from a random YouTube fighting tournament I saw when he crushed the dreams of this fat kid. I hope it was about furry rights so the politicians finally know who the enemy is.

Because he's gay and attacks terfs on twitter.

Tbf getting rekt in MK is about the only way a terf can get fucked

he's gay

you don't say

stunning👏and👏brave👏

I understand why gays are beaten and thrown off of buildings now. I finally fucking get it. Failures like this deserve to be physically removed.

“failures”? nigga won, he’s the most successful guy in that room

We have all lost a little bit of our humanity for allowing this disgrace.

The FGC was a disgrace to begin with, furry shit introducing drama and is a net positive

He apparently had some video up she saw or used one in response to her about something, hard to tell since twitter removed it. Anyways the video was of him doing a fatality on a woman MK character and said that's what he does to terfs. They got in a twitter posing match, his followers were u leashed on her with attack anime memes. She decided to take it personally and use her political power to try to strike back. All very 2019.

Truly 2019 is shaping up to beat 2018.

This bodes very well for 2020.

This is good for Dramacoin.

This bodes very well for 2020.

When Daddy loses to Uncle Touchy and his supporters throw the biggest tantrum of this young millennium? [Heavy Breathing]

Gay Black Pro-Gamer Furry vs British Parliament TERF

Best timeline.

furries have by far the most rights of any marginalized group.

Twitter defines 'gender' and 'gender identity' as protected classes, but not 'sex'. A twitter rep was brought in to discuss ways in which they are failing to adequately prevent harassment.

Terf, as much as people deny it, is very frequently used as a slur (cf. here) with the weight of something in the range of 'bigot', 'bitch', 'cunt', and/or 'nazi', and it's primarily used to target women, often with very violent connotations.

Sonicfox posted a short video titled 'this is what I do to terfs' in which he performed some kill move in mortal kombat 11 on some female character, chopping her in the neck twice. Each time he chopped her on the neck, he yelled out 'terf!' and laughed. This got reported to twitter and twitter initially came back and said 'nah, that doesn't break the rules.' Then some high profile figures like this woman got on twitter's back about it and they reversed themselves, removed it, and banned sonicfox for 12 hours.

This woman, along with lots of other radfems, feels that terf is a slur targeting women as a sex class and that it's not fair that twitter doesn't protect against harassment based on sex class, so she went off on the twitter rep about sonicfox and this other anime shit that was sent out. The twitter rep was actually pretty frazzled by the questions (video of questioning) and I wouldn't be surprised if twitter adds in sex as a protected class in the future.

Since the sonicfox thing just happened in the past few days, I think it was a bit of a coincidence that he was brought up when the twitter rep happened to be there. It was just one of the most recent incidents in the constant shit-flinging back and forth that goes on between radfems and TRAs on twitter. It's actually interesting to follow. There are daily attempts to mass report and try to get suspended the opposing side for hate speech or whatever and people are very frequently hit with tempbans or suspensions on both sides.

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Lol shut the fuck up terf

This woman, along with lots of other radfems, feels that terf is a slur targeting women as a sex class

But it's not tho- sometimes it's ugly men as well as ugly women.

STFU terf

bunch of hypocrites-call trans women ''TIMS'' for no other reason then to be as mean spirited as possible, then have the gall to complain about offensive language (when it's literally just an acronym of what you call yourselves)

I'm not a radfem, although in your wokeness perhaps you might call me radfem-adjacent in that I believe gender ideology is a philosophical farce and the idea that one can change one's sex is also nonsense. This does still leave me the good company of transsexuals who reject gender ideology bullshit and still acknowledge their birth sex, of whom there are more than a few.

As for gender critical people, their very ideology rejects the notion of 'MTF', 'transwoman' and the like. It would be logically inconsistent for them to use those terms. 'Trans-identified male' or 'trans male people' or whatever are not terms used 'for no other reason than to be as mean spirited as possible', they are logically consistent with their anti-gender positions.

That said, I do agree that there are many mean spirited people in subs like GC who are indeed bigoted against trans people of all stripes as well as men and others, as many of my transsexual acquaintances have glumly pointed out. Fortunately, in my experience the truly hateful ones tend to be in the minority, and certainly fewer and far less blatantly aggressive than radical TRAs, who seem to pump out barely-masked death and rape threats on the hour on twitter.

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Hahahahahahaha fucking TERFs

That's the shit that can get the sub shut down.

Bots that badger lolcows should be banned outright. Anti-long posting annoyance is anti-drama annoyance.

not saying 'shut the fuck up terf' would be logically inconsistent with my position that terfs need to stfu

also, kudos to whichever of you sneaky fucks came up with 'TRAs' lol. If that takes we'll have to start calling feminists 'WRAs'

I'm not aware of TRA having any inherent negative association with it the way TERF has come to have. I had to explicitly reference 'radical TRAs' to make clear that I was talking about the very bad ones who send out death threats and such. Also, why would a feminist object to being referred to as a woman's rights activist?

maybe you picked it up without realising but whoever started it was clearly trying to take advantage of the negative associations that 'MRA' has-like I say, sneaky

STFU Timmy, go play in the back yard.

Jesus Christ

Retarded TERF alert

a slur with the weight of something in the range of 'bigot' and/or 'nazi'

ah yes, those famous slurs

If you learn to parse language, you will discover that I didn't actually say those are slurs, but was rather trying to convey a general sense of the force of the term when used as a slur. If you read through the first link I posted, it becomes pretty evident it's not being used as a shorthand acronym, and it is by far most frequently used with the slur-affect intended, rather than as a neutral descriptor in radfem/TRA 'debates', in particular on twitter. You can play games all you want, but nobody is being fooled about the intended affect/impact of the term as it is used in most contexts.

TERF is used to refer to men extremely often

it’s a label that describes bigotry, not sex or identity

It's overwhelmingly used to target women for harassment, and is most often used with a far greater force than just 'bigot' and often accompanied by extremely violent language or images. As a thought experiment, go through the terfisaslur.com posts and insert 'nigger' or 'kike' and see how well and easily they fit right into the general tone of the messages. It is literally used to dehumanize women who don't toe the TRA line with extreme frequency.

It's overwhelmingly used to target women for harassment

source

and is most often used with a far greater force than just 'bigot

how are you measuring this

and often accompanied by extremely violent language or images

as is TERFism

As a thought experiment, go through the terfisaslur.com posts and insert 'nigger' or 'kike' and see how well and easily they fit right into the general tone of the messages.

Replacing a word with an unrelated slur is supposed to make the case it’s a slur? You can do that with anything that complains about people.

I’m not sure what your politics are, so I’m not sure what the most ironic example to use would be, but try doing the same thing when people complain about “liberals” or “reactionaries” or “Star Wars fans”

It is literally used to dehumanize women

How?

source how are you measuring this

years of experience.

as is TERFism

lol not even remotely near the levels of hate and threats TRAs put out every day, every hour. It's like comparing the size of an atom to the size of the sun comparing the frequency of violence coming from the radfem side to the TRA side.

As for the rest, I can only repeat myself. Terf is used as a slur predominantly targeting women who refuse to kneel at the sacred altar of trans ideology and dehumanizes them as apostates to be killed. In very many cases, literally so.

how are you measuring this

years of experience.

we don’t make judgments based on, or even believe, individuals’ lived experiences here

but part of what I meant by “how are you measuring this” was “what does ‘using a word with a far greater force’ even mean?”

lol not even remotely near the levels of hate and threats TRAs put out every day, every hour.

I doubt it, since literally every expression of TERFdom constitutes a hateful threat. That’s how hate speech works.

Terf is used as a slur predominantly targeting women

except not really

who refuse to kneel at the sacred altar of trans ideology

this is gay

and dehumanizes them as apostates to be killed.

You haven’t explained how it “dehumanizes” people.

Do you think calling somebody a “tankie” dehumanizes them, too?

In very many cases, literally so.

i literally can’t find a single example of TERF being killed for being a TERF, but I can find examples of trannies being killed for being trans

Wait what? MK and Fighterz are shit tier? What would you even call top tier? There's like what, 5 relevant real fighting games?

tekken

Yikes

What's wrong with Tekken?

Nothing, probably one of the hardest and most complex fighters out there

Tekken

Double yikes

What’s the fighting game that had the furry dating spinoff?

Rivals of Aether.

MK and Fighterz are shit tier

this but unironically tho

MK has never been taken seriously. It's one of those games that is around at launch before falling off.

Street Fighter used to be the only fighting game til they shit the bed with V.

There's like 1 capcom fighter and maybe tekken that are actually srs bsns, then there's weird jp fighters like melty which no one plays but 5 people never stopped, then you've got stuff like mk and dbz where it's popular for 1-2 evos and has questionable pro playerbase. Smash is not a fighting game.

Ah, Melty Blood. If only Type-Moon would STOP ROLLING IN FGO MONEY AND MAKE A SEQUEL.

The company that made meltan already gave up, that's why unib exists...

whoa man they just released cc on steam in2016, slow down there

The Melty Blood playerbase is my favorite cult. A large portion usually have a ghetto setup on them at any given time.

Not sure Dan Salvato is a large portion of the playerbase

Melee

🚪out

Nice party game, shame if it got crabs.

Ballz

how the fuck does a furry get 100K+ followers in twatter?!?

current year

Are you and /u/jko831's anime person the same one?

Yes

do you not recognize Astolfo? He's pretty much peak weeb degeneracy. He's a character from the incredibly confusing Fate series of visual novels/movies/shows/light novels/gacha games/body pillows/porn. I never watched anything beyond Fate/Zero and Fate/Unlimited Blade Works, because they were on Netflix and I was bored, but I hear the rest is ok, too. I'd certainly recommend those two series, I actually liked them, and I do not like or recommend a lot of anime.

Anyway, Astolfo is from some part of the series/extended universe that I've never interacted with, so idk what his origins are or anything, but he's a fan favorite because he's a very cute crossdressing boy. Also VERY popular with trans people for some reason, despite being a boy who likes being a boy and just crossdresses 24/7.

You'd think they'd go with Luka from Steins;Gate as a mascot instead, as he's actually legit canon trans. But hey, w/e tickles their pickle.

still unemployed then?

Miss me with this

oh, was longpostbot killed? Unfortunate. I'll miss him, we were good friends. I gave him quite a lot of work, and he made me happy...

No this just wasn't long enough

love how the trans community claims trap is a slur, but only because they don't understand the difference

but thats the zombie idolshit not fateshit

That's not astolfo, bro.

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Is your flair Astolfo?

/u/jko831

Is your flair Astolfo?

Also, to the both of you: what are your thoughts on Blanchard's typology?

yes

it's kinda accurate

Oh that's what you meant, I thought you were referring to the picture.

Yes.

It has accurate points but it's very incomplete ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Weebs = 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

Astolfo is a paladin of Charlemagne, and he has the approval of both God and the Pope. He's the exact opposite of degeneracy.

All I know about him is he's a trap and not a very good unit in FGO.

Fate distorting a historical or mythological character into an unrecognizable mess? Perish the thought.

What are you smoking, it's Lily Hoshikawa from Zombie Land Saga (who is canon trans). They look nothing alike.

turn on your css

luka isnt legit canon trans what the fuck

read the light novel, he confesses to wanting to be born a woman, and in one of the timelines is actually born a woman and is much happier.

In the anime they touch on it briefly, but it's mostly played off as a joke in the sense of "the perfect woman is actually a man, how unfortunate", while it's a semi-important subplot in the written version.

the reason he wants to be a woman is because he wants okabe to love him

in the timeline where he is a woman, he could confess the feelings he has (thats why he is more happy) and doesnt want okabe to go back to the normal timeline because he knows that okabe isnt gay

it has nothing to do with gender dyphoria, ruka just want okabe to love him

VERY popular with trans people for some reason

Because he looks exactly like every other cute anime girl thus "transpassing" perfectly?

I love 2019

The meme was posted by renowned furry gaymer sonicfox lol

The dude is basically a black hole of autism.

If he wasn't born in a place and time where one can get famous by being the rain man of Mortal Kombat, he'd have died of exposure by running around the forest trying to catch small mammals to sodomize.

Like that couldn't still happen

It’s research for his sonic lore

How many times do you think he came to that trailer?

His fursuit keeps him warm in such conditions, even has a pouch to keep squirrels for later sodomizing

Snappy Plz

I went to high school with him. He was my stand partner in orchestra for two years. If he wasn't playing MK he would probably be successful in other areas, he's pretty smart tbh.

Like violin gay or cello cool?

Violin. He was much better than I was for sure, but mostly cause I didn't give a shit about practicing.

Gay

Yeah I was the class retard in the gifted track at my school for a few years and used to think as smart as some of these kids are how will they ever have a real job and some of the really special ones are pretty successful.

One also still comments weird shit on girls facebook pictures we went to highschool with who I gurantee he hasn't seen in the last like 7 years.

If he was born a couple of years prior to this sort of behaviour being encouraged by the media... He could have been the next Chris-chan.

He can still be

That very meme was posted by renowned furry gaymer sonicfox

The same furry that won Super Smash at Evo while wearing his full furry suit?

Yes. I believe so. I say 'believe' because I don't want to google that shit to double check. Furries rise down.

Fall is the word you're looking for.

Furries get put down

Day of the farm when?

If furries are rising down and gamers rising up, he’s at least neutrally buoyant.

Don't think he's active in Smash Bros but I could be wrong.

It was DBZ and he's an embarrassment to the community.

he's an embarrassment to the community.

Probably not.

Imagine thinking SonicFox is the only embarrassing part of their community

First time I’m even loosely on the side of the gamer in a gamer controversy and others immediately wanna distance themselves.

Nah for real. If you look at the rest of the guys who placed in the DBZ world tour they're mostly just moderately autistic japanese dudes and a handful of slightly less autistic Americans. Sonic is the only relevant player that I can think of who openly posts hentai to twitter and wears a fetish suit around the convention floor.

Playing fighting games is pretty embarrassing itself.

Undeniably.

God sonicfox is fucking great by being the worst

That guy who likes rape art, unironically threatened Ronda Rousey with violence and is only famous because he’s good at a children’s video game.

I don’t know whether we should gas him or mod him. Or both

I never considered the possibility of him being a mod.

I think even Lawlz would be able to beat him up

Gotta check the Zombieland Saga sub after that. That was seriously fucking funny lel

Is this fucking real?

I see someone else has also read the advanced markdown syntax.

TERF (also written "terf") is an acronym for "trans-exclusionary radical feminist"

I had to look it up. They're not sending their best, I can tell you that much.

Does she her shitposting loiscene?

I think she found a loophole.

If you print the shitpost off on paper and then show it in public it doesn't count.

No, but she has parliamentary privilege that allows her to shitpost as much as she wants.

I do have one.

Loicensed shitposter at the qween's service!

Truly based

This was after she got into an argument with SonicFox of all people. Weirdest crossover drama ever.

any britlads want to let us burgers in on the word you use for this kind of face?

British

Resting Bong face

Mandatory burqas when

s o o n

Stiff upper lip and soft little chin

Or, a lifetime of disappointment.

She looks like a bulldog chewing on a nettle

Unoriginal 2/10

Butters

Looks like? I'm pretty sure that is Mitchell in a wig.

blue hair

That shitpost was obviously sent by the Baroness sitting next to her.

I love terfs

I love how intersectional feminists and TERFs hate each other so much when literally the only discernible difference between their groups is how they feel about trans people.

Yes but that is a very big sticking point on both philosophies.

Its like saying that the only difference between Catholics and Anglicans is how they feel about the pope.

Kind of? I mean intersectional feminists and TERFs feel the exact same way about:

  • Men (50% of the population)

  • Fat chicks (80% of the population in the US)

  • Colored people (idk)

  • Women's right to retroactively revoke consent and charge a man with r*pe

They feel differently about:

  • Trannies (.01% of the population)

There are a lot more differences between Catholics and Anglicans and I think your analogy is busted

Right but no, Third wave feminists and second wave feminists don't agree on all men.

For instance, second wave feminists believe that black men are less oppressed than white women, and therefor are more open to criticism.

Intersectional feminists believe essentially the opposite.

Moreover, they don't always define problems and solutions the same way. Second Wave feminists believe in an inherently natural state of masculinity that anyone born with a penis will have, and we must find a way to work around the stupid inherent nature of them. Third wave feminists believe that this is all cultural and that masculinity (Whatever the fuck that is) merely need stop being taught to fix the problems with men.

additionally, second wave feminists strongly believe women should be in the workforce. Third wave feminists tend to think being a housewife would be fun but realize that could only happen under an unlikely perfect communist type regime because a house cannot be supported by one income source in the modern world.

Also a shitload of other stuff.

You're citing things that as a matter of principle intersectional feminists are supposed to believe, but in actuality don't at all. Like years ago you may have had a point but IDK if you've noticed, but intersectional feminism is going back towards second wave feminism.

Third wave intersectional feminism is overwhelmingly white women who think they're the most oppressed people on the planet. They will say that they don't hate men, but all of their rhetoric and action spells the opposite.

Sex positivity/negativity is another point that I've seen them take a drastic flip on in the past decade. It used to be that sex work was empowering/acceptable, but nowadays it too is considered degrading and abusive. Like shit, Male Gaze theory has been making a reemergence.

Third wave intersectional feminism is overwhelmingly white women who think they're the most oppressed people on the planet.

IDK I see plenty of nonmayos in the general discourse of it.

It's less Mayos, and more middle class women, which are mostly mayo.

For instance, second wave feminists believe that black men are less oppressed than white women, and therefor are more open to criticism.

Intersectional feminists believe essentially the opposite.

They say they believe the opposite, but look into The Question of Race in Campus Sexual-Assault Cases

Colored people (idk)

Uh, wow, that's gonna be a fucking yikes from me dawg.

sorry colorxd people

Its like saying that the only difference between Catholics and Anglicans is how they feel about the pope.

I mean it depends what sort of Anglican you're talking about

TERFs are the "feminazi" bogeywomyn of old - the only reason they hate transgender people is because they hate everything male, everything associated with maleness, and everyone who they see as complicit with maleness.

There is literally no reason to like TERFs, unless you enjoy the drama they cause - but it's transgender people you can thank for that. If it weren't for transgender people, the TERFs would have continued to be an accepted part of feminism.

M*les are the mayos of gender. Imagine not hating m*les when they are 98% of murderers, 99% of rapists, and 100% of m*les.

Imagine not hating TERFs when they look like obese manlets.

Wait a second wouldn’t that make them the blacks of gender?

Sorry sonny i didn't read thiz

There is literally no reason to like TERFs, unless you enjoy the drama they cause

But I do enjoy the drama they cause.

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Every British woman over 20 looks like a fat frog

Inbreeding will do that. Have you seen iceland? 🤢🤮

born too late to join ww2 and get stationed on a tiny isolated white island impregnating local women

I don't think that breeding inbred Icecels with inbred britbongs is gonna help much.

At least the inbreeding there resulted in qt alienfus instead of whatever that thing in Parliament is.

Icelandic people are beautiful though.

Hey, she's Scotish. Please, that's just where we store all the ugly people

Fuck up. You cunts are just as hideous.

Fuck up yea I'm hot as fuck. I'm so sexy I turn women gay bitch

Making me want to head south of the border now.

Yeah, user name does not check out.

The historical reason for this is actually hilarious.

On their conquests, vikings from Scandinavia would kidnap all of the hot women and take them home with them. So repeat this god knows how many times, and Britons were left with only the ugly hoes. This is why Scandinavian women are generally pretty hot and British women are ghastly. It was a sort of reverse eugenics from over a thousand years ago.

compare british women with 98% of the world's women and they still come out on top tho

What are you smoking? The hotness scale for you britbongs caps out at 8/10

I think he means ethnics, darkies and the round faces from the orient. Most people would stab chavvy Hannah Wilkins with their pork sword behind whetherspoons before they resort to them.

I suppose you're right. I didn't think about all the brave colored lads doing their duty in service of the mayocide o7

If you actually havent seen pretty uk gals then this just confirms that you are a virgin

UK girls are, on a ten point scale, on average at least 3-4 points below the world average.

roflmao (rolling on the floor laughing my arse off) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😎😎🤔🤔🤔🔫

I'm not going to take this shit from a country who put forth a ghastly rodent to be taken as sexy on HBO's swordshit.

Hyacinth Bucket

Christ, what are the FAS rates in that godforsaken country?

She's just British.

So 100%

At minimum.

WHAT

Ouch. With that face i wouldn't go around talking shit about trans women

just cancel boomers already

Zombie idol is t-slur attack on titan

Why are literally all British feminists obsessed with trans people

Transwomen pass better than they do

they feel external pressures from other ethnicities and cultures more acutely than in the rest of the west so they're a bit ahead of the curve

what the fuck is even going on anymore boys

British people

Internet

Pick one!

She's SNP. Aka she's Scottish.

For context Scotland is like a cold Portland or Sa Fransisco or wherever else had drunk pussy left wing drug addicts.

Have no idea why we gave them a vote for independence, should have just fucking given it to them

The only funny bit in the Yes Minister remake was when the PM threatened the Scottish MP with an independence for Scotland referendum in which the whole of the UK could vote.

didn’t even put it on a canvasboard smh

Jesus this is great

Fucking great

Like I’m not being sarcastic here, I’m just overwhelmed by how fucking good this feud is

Pretty sure that breaks some of UK's copyright laws.

Me: "There is no way the UK could possibly do something dumber than US congress critters."

UK: "Hang on fam."

British MP woman get bootybothered over being called a TERF on twitter by a autistic gay furry pro-gamer and shows a meme of a anime trans zombie idol to parliament to prove that twitter needs to protect wamen from the terrible terrible misogyny.

The simulation is breaking down, it seriously needs a reboot.

Does anyone have the link to the video, this is god tier.

Boomers think printing anything out is a power move.

📄 Gotcha 📄 I have the proof right here

lmao i love this!

Gamer trannies are attacking lesbian fetal alcohol grannies with anime memes and saying she hates gay people. This is the best timeline folks.