What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
27 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-02
You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.
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1 LimonKopf 2019-05-02
Powerful. A cutting satire.
1 PM_ME_WILD_WALRUS 2019-05-02
I'd rather be exposed to ebola than be exposed to more rightoid boomer "humor".
1 mukumukum68-39 2019-05-02
It's still uinironically funnier than /r/politicaltumor
1 uniqueguy263 2019-05-02
That is the lowest bar possible. One of the posts there is literally just a letterboxed tweet
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-05-02
A tweet can contain a joke (this one obviously didn’t if it was posted to political humor) so your phrasing is pretty retarded
1 yourdeadwife 2019-05-02
Rightoid women are somehow less funny than normal women which should be OK possible but here you go.
1 turtle_stank 2019-05-02
It's because rightoid women are unnatural attention seekers
1 ebolaRETURNS 2019-05-02
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
1 LongPostBot 2019-05-02
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1 pm_me_sphynxes 2019-05-02
based and sentiencepilled
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-02
Hold up.
This isn’t my favorite fentanyl American!!!
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-02
This is his tranny persona. Tina Toon only comes out when Ben's feeling particularly sexy.
1 InactiveDegenerate 2019-05-02
This comic aged me by 30 years. Am I a boomer now?
1 leva549 2019-05-02
Wait, this isn't ol Benny.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
Fuck Tina! We Want Garrison!
Race war now!
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-02
Foids can't even do Boomer humour right.
1 MrZakalwe 2019-05-02
Where are the labels on everything? I'm lost without Bentanyl Garrison's guidance.
1 Hibachi69 2019-05-02
I count 6 B’s tho. 7 if we include the B on Biden’s podium.
1 lolbitchcalmdown 2019-05-02
literally who?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-02
Vice President
1 lolbitchcalmdown 2019-05-02
Other name on the 2020 losing ticket
Mentioned in passing on a “Remembering the 2020’s” Netflix documentary fifteen years from now
1 TryitoutJulia 2019-05-02
Very derivative of Zyklon Ben's work.
Sad!
1 otherwiseyep 2019-05-02
Look out Ben Gara son theres a new kid on the block and he's pretty funny to!!;
1 Nebor 2019-05-02
Very thorough labeling but they forgot the humor.
1 AntiIntellectual 2019-05-02
Joe Biden isn't a beta male, he unironically used the term 'shylocks'.
1 BeiberFan123 2019-05-02
That’s 6 Bs.