"Are you really trying to say vaping and mountain dew are better for you than placenta?" - Doctors state that eating placenta is bad for you, and everyone agrees. Some baby meat loving redditors jump in to point out reddit's hypocrisy.

111  2019-05-02 by a_cute_grill

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Reddit really is full of self agrandizing children and sycophants. How does this issue effect any one of you? Here's a tip, it doesnt. But that certainly doesn't stop you people from snidely congregating in these comments to Pat yourselves on the back for never having eaten a placenta. Well congratulations losers. You've never eaten a placenta and guess what. Most of us haven't either. Your all only here so you can jerk each other off about how intelligent you are.

Snappy qoute right there

Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.

People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that

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Lol she makes a good point.

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only eating placenta and not little babies themselves

Yikes

check the thread's top post for the omegaYIKE:

Despite the risks, 25 per cent of the American and Canadian women in a study published in January consumed their placentas.

Who the fuck were they surveying?

placenta eaters

M*yos

I mean, wasn't it the Mayo Clinic who conducted the study?

The same people who let their dogs lick their face.

Consuming placenta is known to increase your hitboxes by up to 300%.

Mayos were a mistake

“He stopped finding me sexy after we had Brandon.”

You mean Brandyn?

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Holy fuckerooni

Take the pibblepill

THIS NIGGA OUT HERE EATIN PLACENTA LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

/u/HumansAreADisease

Disgusting

Niggas really be out there eating placentas

/u/HumansAreADisease

Stop pretending to be black to seem cool

Lmao you're a dude that fantasies about eating placenta. Incredible

Lol you fantasize about being black. Lol that's why u deleted ur comment cuz ur white and pathetic

greetings fellow mayocide supporter! together we can fight to eradicate the milkskin menace

What comment did I delete 🤔

did u drop a kys or smth?

This was it lol. I don't know why it was removed

Niggas really be out there eating placentas

/u/HumansAreADisease

oh it might have been to avoid spam-pinging since broheim was already pinged once this thread

Aye nigga what's good

Stop pretending to be black to seem cool

reminder to stop downvoting the lolcow!

mr. disease, what do u think is more degenerate: eating placenta or not jacking off to bussy?

Absolutely based and redpilled

niggas really out here downvoting the lolcow 😠😠😠

r/allfugees have to go back

greetings /u/HumansAreADisease . Your consumption of placenta has made me truly believe in the message of your username. Thank Allah the mayocide is coming soon so we can exterminate all of the placenta-eaters !

She ain't wrong

There are women that sew their placentas into shit like teddy bears or something

Foids, never

At the end of the day they shouldn’t eat the placenta. What a waste of good material. Why are they not being used for high end facials.

I'd give you a low end facial if you let me 😥

No

Wow. I open my heart and soul to you and this is what I get.😥

Exactly, that’s what you get.

😍😍😍

Burying it under a sapling or a small tree is nice, what happened to that tradition?

If it's idiotic you can find a redditor to defend it.

Reddit really is full of self agrandizing children and sycophants. How does this issue effect any one of you? Here's a tip, it doesnt. But that certainly doesn't stop you people from snidely congregating in these comments to Pat yourselves on the back for never having eaten a placenta. Well congratulations losers. You've never eaten a placenta and guess what. Most of us haven't either. Your all only here so you can jerk each other off about how intelligent you are.

The real irony of all of this is how many of you assholes are smoking right now? Or vaping, or chugging coffe, or mountain dew and energy drinks? Do you think those things are somehow better for you than eating a placenta?. The article even states it MAY cause infections. Not guarantees one. But of course let's gloss over that. Lemme break it to you. Those other aforementioned substances are GUARANTEED to fuck you up in some way. But yea let's shit on people who wanna eat a fucking placenta like we all don't have bigger problems. But I guess small minded people will take whatever distraction they can get from the fact that they are hollow empty individuals in a society that couldn't give a fuck about them. Glass houses you annoying arrogant fucks.

Edit: yup you faggots got me I work for big placenta. I'm a placenta shill sent here to shill for the health benefits. Also all of your responses are doing nothing but proving my point about that self centered narcissism I mentioned earlier.

Have you owned the libs yet?

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Do you eat your boogers and your cum also?

i eat everything within my flabby arms reach that isn't nailed down, it's a lot of work to maintain my healthy size

Living in Trump's america is hard work

the milkshakes ain't gonna drink themselves

Isn't placenta a valuable commodity these days? Like you've got women asking for it to out on their face like jizz?

You sure that's not first bitbull poster?