You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
Any message you wanted to convey through your comment was nullified by using a meme format that was god awful since it was used for the first time and even Twittercels started to revolt against it.
A three-year survey of the duck-billed animal suggested its numbers had fallen by 30 percent, to around 200,000, since Europeans settled the continent two centuries ago.
We must all band together, from the chapo-cels to the trumptards to protect the platy. We may all hate each other, esp the rad cens, but platy posting must be preserved for all of human and platykind.
Yeah yabby nets are a problem as well, one state even banned a certain type, luckily (unluckily) my side of the country doesn't have platys, but we do have yabbies so its all good for us that love decent bait.
Yeah, I'd give up my nets if it meant platypus's would live. But seriously "Opera" style nets are the best, you just leave them over night and sometimes get 20+ yabbies in the morning or even a few hours later.
I just devein the tails and claw meat and use them as a substitute for regular seafood, so add them with clams, muscles and a light red sauce, serve mixed with pasta.
Also you can skewer the meat with butter and garlic and cook them but remember they're quite small so its quite a lot of preperation for a small amount of flesh.
If your ever down this way, marron is what sells, it's nice, but I'd never pay for it.
Well Sandgropers are a pretty sweet insect so that name doesn't bother me, they burrow under the sand and make frog noises at night, that name doesn't offend me.
You think we can see this creature survive if we give them $1000 every month? The platypus shall become the Yang Gang icon from now til forever #savetheplatypus
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-05-02
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1 BeersOverQueers 2019-05-02
Wait a journalist wrote this? It’s not funny anymore
1 xlhat 2019-05-02
😥
1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-02
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-02
Uncle Ted was right. The Industrial Revolution and it's consequences have been disasterous for the human race and for platapy
1 xlhat 2019-05-02
First, he's either Sheik or Based Uncle Ted.
Second this is but the many sorrows of current year + x.
1 BeersOverQueers 2019-05-02
Uninorically teddy makes some good points. Help me
1 FoidBlaster 2019-05-02
Unironically? The man is an actual genius. Even though his moral compass is fucked up.
1 A-ZAF_Got_Banned 2019-05-02
Too much granola in the woods will do that to you.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Or MKUltra
1 a_cute_grill 2019-05-02
is it over? 😔
1 MacAndShits 2019-05-02
It's over for platycels
1 MrZakalwe 2019-05-02
Genuinely sad news. Those adorable little evolutionary deadends have a place in my heart.
1 Assault_Rabbit 2019-05-02
Why do you care about trannies?
1 pepperouchau 2019-05-02
Nobody:
/r/drama: trannies reeeeee
1 MacAndShits 2019-05-02
dude trannies lmao
1 HeidekrautRot-Lila 2019-05-02
😂😂😂😂
1 MacAndShits 2019-05-02
100//
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-05-02
Seethe
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-05-02
It's really getting bad.
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-02
Nobody:
Trannies: Why I’m a real women and biology is wrong
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
The only people worse than trannies is people who let them live in their heads R E N T F R E E
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-02
Wrong, Castizos are worse than trannies, at least troonsgoblins don’t play Latino rap at 2 am on a work night 😡😡😡😡🤢🤢🤢🤢
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Who hurt you?
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-02
Idk I just know ur half conquered/conqueror so I focus on that
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Mestizos are the ones half Indio and half Spanish. Castizos are a quarter Indio. 🙄
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-02
>admitting to he being a quarter cuck
At least you’re not North African and 100% cucked
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Peninsulares are cucked but Spaniards living in Latin America aren't. 😠
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-05-02
NO MONETARY COMPENSATION FOR THEIR ACTIONS
1 Matues49 2019-05-02
^ Exhibit A
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-02
Nobody:
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1 Matues49 2019-05-02
The TDS is real with some folks here
0 eva_remastered 2019-05-02
yeah, you
1 Woolgun 2019-05-02
Any message you wanted to convey through your comment was nullified by using a meme format that was god awful since it was used for the first time and even Twittercels started to revolt against it.
Be better sweaty.
2 pepperouchau 2019-05-02
I still typed less words than you so I call it a W 😎😎😎
2 Woolgun 2019-05-02
Fuck I can't argue that. Well played cunt.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
Better survival rate than the Dodo!
1 Volhar 2019-05-02
We must all band together, from the chapo-cels to the trumptards to protect the platy. We may all hate each other, esp the rad cens, but platy posting must be preserved for all of human and platykind.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
I'll tell anyone that listens about seeing one in the wild with a hot as fuck German backpacker.
1 skyrimporn64 2019-05-02
tell me more about the hot german backpacker
1 Brandon_la_rana 2019-05-02
leave
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-02
That’s very sad. I hope more effort will be put into protecting them and their natural habitat. ☹️
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
Yeah yabby nets are a problem as well, one state even banned a certain type, luckily (unluckily) my side of the country doesn't have platys, but we do have yabbies so its all good for us that love decent bait.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-19/retailers-withdraw-yabby-nets-that-kill-platypuses-ahead-of-ban/9775924
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-02
That’s a step in the right direction at least.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
Yeah, I'd give up my nets if it meant platypus's would live. But seriously "Opera" style nets are the best, you just leave them over night and sometimes get 20+ yabbies in the morning or even a few hours later.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-02
Do they taste nice? How do you cook them?
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
I just devein the tails and claw meat and use them as a substitute for regular seafood, so add them with clams, muscles and a light red sauce, serve mixed with pasta.
Also you can skewer the meat with butter and garlic and cook them but remember they're quite small so its quite a lot of preperation for a small amount of flesh.
If your ever down this way, marron is what sells, it's nice, but I'd never pay for it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marron
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-02
Interesting. Cheers.
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-05-02
Marron are shit compared to eastern yabbies
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
They're not worth the price but they shit on any yabby.
2 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-05-02
Piiiiss off mate, bluies straight outta the dam, sweet and succulent
Maron, Maron, who tf is Marron? Were they named by Darren?
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
https://www.manettas.com.au/product/marron-live/
Doesnt stop you Sydney poofters from paying $100 a kilo for them.
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-05-02
Judging people by the dumbest of them is pretty dangerous for a fucking sandgroper...
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
Well Sandgropers are a pretty sweet insect so that name doesn't bother me, they burrow under the sand and make frog noises at night, that name doesn't offend me.
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-05-02
It's not meant to offend you, it's meant to point out that itchy flies is about the only anyone knows about WA
(Ive lived there, and I thought sandgropers were fucking fish!)
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-05-02
Platypi need to move on and adapt to the 21 century. Those habitats aren't coming back. Learn to code.
1 donaldslittleduck 2019-05-02
They'd be fine if we just brought coal back.
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
It's playpuses not platypi or platypods, also watch you fucking mouth.
1 WeenieHutJrSupreme 2019-05-02
😢
1 muffler_kek 2019-05-02
:(
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
A 30% reduction in 200 years? They'll be fine. It's Australia, not Africa.
1 LmaoSourcePls 2019-05-02
Those 30% were worth more to this world than all Magacels and Chapos combined.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Well yeah. 10 dead and burning redwood trees are worth more than that.
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-02
Screw #YangGang we need president AOC with the green new deal to protect all platys.
1 RealJackAnchor 2019-05-02
You think we can see this creature survive if we give them $1000 every month? The platypus shall become the Yang Gang icon from now til forever #savetheplatypus
1 rsrfy 2019-05-02
mfw
Is it really over?
1 RandolphCox 2019-05-02
australia fuckin messes up again. australian s are retarded. i am sincerely upset at them
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-02
Yeah we really did a number on this place.
1 OnionBits 2019-05-02
GOD HATES AUSTRALIA
1 pepperouchau 2019-05-02
this is the future liberals want
1 ng2-noob 2019-05-02
Holy fuck yes 😂
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Why would you say that? 😔
1 ElijahModnar 2019-05-02
It's over for dramacels
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2019-05-02
We must secure the existence of our platys and a future for platy-kind.
1 hmind4 2019-05-02
Oh yeeeaaahhh baby, they never made sense.
1 5thcenturyexplorer 2019-05-02
We must secure the existence of platypi and a future for their children. 👌👌👌
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-05-02
The End is nigh
1 PostDemocracyISNOW 2019-05-02
30% reduction since whitey turned up is a fucking success story!!
Other than roos, there's basically fuck all of anything else left compared to pre-whitey