They can’t control themselves. They sperg out in every sub. They just can’t act normal. The revolution will never happen because they alienate all the normies.
a) You ever notice how retarded Redditors of every stripe always attribute stuff they don't like to subreddit-level phenomena? "Forget it, this is an alt right sub, they won't listen to reason" "Wow downvotes for asking questions, didn't realise this was a shill sub" they're all the fucking same with this shit.
b) "Copaganda" lmao what kind of fucking child comes up with this shit
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
I knew as soon as I started pointing this out in every Chapo cop brigade thread, eventually, some retards would start trying to gain progressive points by claiming the study is racist.
Isn't there another similar study about how prevalent domestic violence is in lesbian couples? Might wanna pepper whatever that statistic is in there as well for some guaranteed frothing chapotards.
Boomers are the absolute worst. I had to do a hunter's safety course this last weekend to get my hunting license and of course it was taught by a fat boomer. He hit nearly every single Boomer stereotype:
Mentioning his health problems to perfect strangers
Mentioning extremely specific dates and time periods ("this year will be my 47th year hunting")
Terrible, awful jokes (there has never been a Boomer in history who hasn't laughed at the "that'll hurt in the morning" joke in a movie)
Stupid old wive's tales, easily disproved by 30 seconds of Googling
Mentioning the name of his hometown no less than half a dozen times
Inferred he wouldn't mind if one of us hunters hunted his ex-wife, the class chuckling uncomfortably
Who cares? Put the nuclear plants in Detroit, Fresno, etc. and if the plant melts down, all it does is kills the employees and poisons the city for decades.
Those cities are to be walled off with no inside or outside traffic for 5 years. The survivors will be recruited as super soldiers and used to spearhead the upcoming invasions.
I work next to a know-it-all about guns hunting Boomer:
”No such thing as an “AR-15”, that’s just a label the media came up with!” (He doesn’t know what the Armalite Corporation is).
Talks about his mad crazy accuracy with guns. Ask him what MOA they are and he gives blank stare and just talks about how his guns are “accurate enough”
Makes vague statements about how if it ever came to civil war he’d go in the woods, snipe with his Remington, and disappear into the trees. He won’t hear a word about how soldiers could find his slow, fat ass in a split second with night and thermal vision.
Shotguns are the best home defense best that chu-chink sound will scare the criminals away.
Makes all kinds of Internet toughguy style statements about what he’d ever do to criminals if they broke into his house.
Forms opinions about guns/military equipment in a split second and digs in his heels even if he literally just learned about whatever the item is 10 seconds ago
Well I woke up at 6am ("allways be ready for an early start" hahahaha) and made my way from my trailer to that f250 I bought with my pension money. I got to the hunters Ed course I've taught for 10 years (I do it for free) and noticed a wiry, shifty, long-haired creature off to the side. He looked surly and unhappy to be complying with the hunting license requirements of the great state of Idaho (I'm from the Owyhees of course, best place in God's Country).
But I took this young man as a challenge. Clearly nobody had reached out to this forgotten Millennial before, but I was definitely going to ignite a passion for the legal taking of game within him.
Jared was his name. I called him Jay Jay because I love to play funny little pranks like that.
As the class wore on, I tried with all my best jokes and puns to make him laugh, but nothing happened. I was gonna educate this young son of a gun.
Try as I mite, nothing would get him excited about my old wives tales and indispensable advice. I admitted defeat and gave him his certificate.
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89 comments
3 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-05-02
White people calling other white people cracker as an insult never stops jingling my jimmies.
2 MinimumChef 2019-05-02
Shut your mouth cracker
2 tHeSiD 2019-05-02
U stfu Bootylicker!
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Self-hating mayos 🤢
3 Wild_Hunt 2019-05-02
Chapo ruins everything it touches
2 a_cute_grill 2019-05-02
they don't get to touch much, which is probably why they're so perpetually butthurt
1 NotAYuropean 2019-05-02
they touch their tranny bussies every night tho
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
And their tiny PPs to commie propaganda.
1 Methmo 2019-05-02
Keyboards?
2 Eingi 2019-05-02
I can't even enjoy my awful sense of humor without these people. I hate this website.
2 xthek 2019-05-02
Chapos have always been annoying but they have been an absolute scourge this week. It is really out of control.
1 Green187945 2019-05-02
They can’t control themselves. They sperg out in every sub. They just can’t act normal. The revolution will never happen because they alienate all the normies.
1 MinimumChef 2019-05-02
Fragile
2 MtheDowner 2019-05-02
a) You ever notice how retarded Redditors of every stripe always attribute stuff they don't like to subreddit-level phenomena? "Forget it, this is an alt right sub, they won't listen to reason" "Wow downvotes for asking questions, didn't realise this was a shill sub" they're all the fucking same with this shit.
b) "Copaganda" lmao what kind of fucking child comes up with this shit
2 tHeSiD 2019-05-02
Imagine calling boomer cop pictures with puppies posted from Facebook to farm karma as copaganda
1 Fletch71011 2019-05-02
Major copeaganda from that user.
1 Mexagon 2019-05-02
As if there has ever been a positive post about cops in the history of reddit. Yet they're apparently filling the site with propoganda?
1 Milky_Stevens 2019-05-02
It's the same people who complain about the reddit "hivemind", or cry about being brigaded every time they get downvoted.
1 FusRoDawg 2019-05-02
Chapoganda
2 wwaalleess 2019-05-02
/r/comedyheaven is one of like 3 legitimately good subs on reddit. Chapocels stay away pls.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
It's too late. They already ruined it.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-02
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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1 Megazor 2019-05-02
Not surprising and totally based ✊🏿
4 Methmo 2019-05-02
Why the fuck do they keep on bringing up 40% statistic only to sperg out when this and the 13% statistic are inevitably mentioned in response?
3 Megazor 2019-05-02
Yikes!
Listen sweetie, if you can't see the difference then you might just be a nazi
1 QuantumDisruption 2019-05-02
OOF 👏 LET'S 👏 UN 👏 PACK 👏 THIS 👏
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
This but unironically. Foids are like chihuahuas.
1 FearOfBees 2019-05-02
Yeah it was flawed in local sample size, not peer reviewed and not even published iirc. There was a til that debunked this myth years ago.
1 youre_mum_mate 2019-05-02
I knew as soon as I started pointing this out in every Chapo cop brigade thread, eventually, some retards would start trying to gain progressive points by claiming the study is racist.
They are so fucking predictable.
1 QuantumDisruption 2019-05-02
Isn't there another similar study about how prevalent domestic violence is in lesbian couples? Might wanna pepper whatever that statistic is in there as well for some guaranteed frothing chapotards.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
Chapo-cels on suicide watch
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-05-02
When are they not...
1 ColossalJumboCunt 2019-05-02
That's hilarious lmao
1 Daghi 2019-05-02
Truly nothing triggers the chapotards more than boomer humor
1 ______________pewpew 2019-05-02
https://i.redd.it/oavy839p6iu21.png
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Boomers are the absolute worst. I had to do a hunter's safety course this last weekend to get my hunting license and of course it was taught by a fat boomer. He hit nearly every single Boomer stereotype:
Mentioning his health problems to perfect strangers
Mentioning extremely specific dates and time periods ("this year will be my 47th year hunting")
Terrible, awful jokes (there has never been a Boomer in history who hasn't laughed at the "that'll hurt in the morning" joke in a movie)
Stupid old wive's tales, easily disproved by 30 seconds of Googling
Mentioning the name of his hometown no less than half a dozen times
Inferred he wouldn't mind if one of us hunters hunted his ex-wife, the class chuckling uncomfortably
2 rubber_inbox 2019-05-02
If enslaving boomers gets us nuclear energy then I'm all for it.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
based and carbon-freepilled
1 Chicup 2019-05-02
Homersimpson is a character, not someone you really want running your nuclear plant.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Who cares? Put the nuclear plants in Detroit, Fresno, etc. and if the plant melts down, all it does is kills the employees and poisons the city for decades.
1 Chicup 2019-05-02
Those cities are to be walled off with no inside or outside traffic for 5 years. The survivors will be recruited as super soldiers and used to spearhead the upcoming invasions.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Now we're speaking the same language.
1 YuriKlastalov 2019-05-02
Death Korps of Detroit when?!?
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
Based, my liege
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Hey buddy, you've made some funny comments this last week and I noticed.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
aw shucks thanks dad
2 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Well my dad told me back in 1964 "your never too young to learn and your never old to be nice" hahahahahaha
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
haha nice I heard that line on r/familyman once when brain and Stuart were breathing spray paint in the garage
2 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
im not sure how to visit that blue thing you sent me hahaha my grandson set up this internet thing for me and he sure is a whiz
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
love grandson
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-02
Again no reads your boring ass longposts
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Wow I worked really hard on that one. That was real rude.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
I found it very insightful. Ignore that rude person.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
thanks buddy, appreciate it.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
Any time, my man
1 SideFumbling 2019-05-02
Did he talk about how you don't need an AR-15 to hunt and that it'll blow a deer to smithereens?
2 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Haha luckily not. Minimal caliber flexing
2 SideFumbling 2019-05-02
Wow, surprisingly based.
1 ToXXXic_Avenger 2019-05-02
I work next to a know-it-all about guns hunting Boomer:
1 xlhat 2019-05-02
Jerry, u/Rentokill_boy had an amazing idea.
Based u/GlueBoy gave us his blessing.
So, why don't you write about this incident but from a boomer POV ?
2 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-02
Well I woke up at 6am ("allways be ready for an early start" hahahaha) and made my way from my trailer to that f250 I bought with my pension money. I got to the hunters Ed course I've taught for 10 years (I do it for free) and noticed a wiry, shifty, long-haired creature off to the side. He looked surly and unhappy to be complying with the hunting license requirements of the great state of Idaho (I'm from the Owyhees of course, best place in God's Country).
But I took this young man as a challenge. Clearly nobody had reached out to this forgotten Millennial before, but I was definitely going to ignite a passion for the legal taking of game within him.
Jared was his name. I called him Jay Jay because I love to play funny little pranks like that.
As the class wore on, I tried with all my best jokes and puns to make him laugh, but nothing happened. I was gonna educate this young son of a gun.
Try as I mite, nothing would get him excited about my old wives tales and indispensable advice. I admitted defeat and gave him his certificate.
Millennials, they are a mystery to me.
1 xlhat 2019-05-02
😂😂
Go to r/getoffmylawn and post this !
1 Ragingbull93 2019-05-02
Did you read that comic in the Times today Bill? It really got me feelin blue.
1 a_cute_grill 2019-05-02
this is the very first time I actually believe in the NPC meme
5 craftywolf11 2019-05-02
It’s a weird insult coming from the spergs advocating for a literal police state.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
TFW you're a Chapo-cel and you accidentally start rubbing your two half brain cells together after reading this.
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-05-02
"Everyone who disagrees with me must be a chapo" You're proof of the NPC meme too
1 Smoke_a_toad_skin 2019-05-02
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1 Smoke_a_toad_skin 2019-05-02
Ah, they aren't a chapo shill. Just autistic.
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-05-02
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1 Smoke_a_toad_skin 2019-05-02
Dude, epic 😎
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-05-02
Amazing, you managed to come up with an original comment
1 Smoke_a_toad_skin 2019-05-02
Fuck, I've been had.
1 heavenlytoaster 2019-05-02
Not all tards are chaops, but all chapos are tards
1 throwawayserver012 2019-05-02
Imagine finding that meme funny
6 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-02
You dont have to find it funny to think it is true
1 General_Iscariot 2019-05-02
Not even a meme at this point
1 gornack 2019-05-02
Present piggy, malcontent
1 hexbong 2019-05-02
Reveal swine, morlock
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-05-02
/r/drama doesn’t care about your opinion, it only cares about drama.
1 eva_remastered 2019-05-02
is this your first non-Daddy post here?
bravo
1 [deleted] 2019-05-02
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1 Polonium-239 2019-05-02
The only thing scientists are 100% certain of is that any reddit post about police descends into chaos immediatly.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
Fuck that shit subreddit. They're the ones who got me a permanent Reddit account suspension.
1 AmericanAlicorn 2019-05-02
Fuck Boomers But also fuck Chapocels.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-05-02
that subreddit has some terrible fucking content
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-02
It was okay until Chapo took over
1 Zero777g 2019-05-02
What is 13 percent can't find it