Official /r/drama 100k event prediction thread.
101 2019-05-02 by ticktockwarrior2
According to my half-assed guess, we will be reaching 100k subscribers approximately soon. I think it's time to see what the userbase thinks will happen.
Please avoid obvious predictions like "the mods will be faggots".
126 comments
2 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
The return of Pizzashill
2 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-05-02
Snally will give birth to the antichrist.
2 pablomy 2019-05-02
Why am i not an approved poster, they should approve me when we get to 100k
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-02
MasterLawlz will get raped by one of the other mods who will Livestream it.
1 Volhar 2019-05-02
Finally loses his virginity yay
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-02
It will be revealed that Snallygaster, DistortedLines, Pizza, Ed, Darkwolff, Randy, and Hodorthedoorholder are all just MasterLawlz alts. Maybe more but those are most suspect.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-02
Maybe I'm an alt too
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-02
Wait, you’re not MikeStoklasaAlcohol! The alts have alts, we’re reaching iterative narrative collapse! 👨🏻💻🤖👥🤢
1 MikeStoklasaDementia 2019-05-02
Cope
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-02
Copelapse
3 MacAndShits 2019-05-02
Acopealypse
1 Chapocel 2019-05-02
Jack and Cope
1 seenten 2019-05-02
What if we're all alts?
1 rsrfy 2019-05-02
1 [deleted] 2019-05-02
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1 OnionBits 2019-05-02
Master "Punch my balls just for Lawlz" Lawlz
2 OnionBits 2019-05-02
Master "Sometimes I'm late because I masterbate" Lawlz
2 OnionBits 2019-05-02
Master "I'm not an involuntary celibate because I fuck my relatives" Lawlz
2 OnionBits 2019-05-02
Master "My posts are too shitty for /tv/ so I sticky them here for you fuckers to see" Lawlz
4 OnionBits 2019-05-02
Master "I jack off to Ben 10 because pornography reminds me of when I got anally raped by my uncle Ken" Lawlz
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-02
this one rolls off the tongue nicely
1 a_cute_grill 2019-05-02
i dont think we could handle the manic giggling
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
The triumphant return of Ed
2 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-05-02
He is currently posting a capeshit subs
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
gross but I’m not kinkshaming
2 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Well I am. 🤢🤢🤢🤢
2 MacAndShits 2019-05-02
kinkshaming is my kink
2 Redactor0 2019-05-02
I miss him so badly.
2 Van-Diemen 2019-05-02
Didn't even notice he was gone lel.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-02
With only one underscore would be better.
1 TemujinsTrousersnake 2019-05-02
😴 😲 😡
2 will_suck_4_hormones 2019-05-02
😉
1 automatic_cluck 2019-05-02
lol no. /u/CirqueDuFuder won't allow this.
4 CirqueDuFuder 2019-05-02
I don't know what happened to him. He has been quiet after he was suspended for faggotry by admins.
4 automatic_cluck 2019-05-02
As you know, neutered animals tend to be quieter.
3 CirqueDuFuder 2019-05-02
Ok yes that is a good point actually.
3 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
poor guy
3 automatic_cluck 2019-05-02
With the exception of my cat. He is now angrier than before.
2 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-02
Cluck. Spill it. What do you know?
3 automatic_cluck 2019-05-02
ur gay
3 MzCherryBlossom 2019-05-02
Ur gay 2. number 2 only, doesn’t count. Spill now on Ed or forever be coq au vin.
2 automatic_cluck 2019-05-02
no u
1 ironschlong22 2019-05-02
Sharia law implemented when?
2 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
White Sharia
1 ironschlong22 2019-05-02
I ain't saying she a gold digger, But her face covered so I don't get triggered.
1 brd4eva 2019-05-02
mods sticky cp to finally end this subreddit
2 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-02
I think 100k is a good way to end. Why wait for admin to nuke us?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
We should go out in glory. Organize a a massive brigade against a smaller sub and drown in the ensuing drama.
2 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-02
Meh, that could be fun. I’m always down to party.
2 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
What sub do you think deserves their bussies blasted?
2 employee10038080 2019-05-02
We would have to blast a rightoid sub and a leftoid sub at the same time to maximize the centrism.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-02
I’m open 🤷🏻♀️ Just invade a random weeb place and life is good.
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-05-02
Day of the Can.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Most of us are already banned from r/SRD.
1 _-ctrl-_ 2019-05-02
Including me. But I’d happily create an alt or two. Theoretically of course
1 hisverbisdictis 2019-05-02
r/chapotraphouse2 and/or r/neoconnwo
1 -5x- 2019-05-02
/u/HStark isn't modded yet.
1 brd4eva 2019-05-02
and he will never be :(
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2 1--1--2 2019-05-02
Why are you Fing for a pedo?
Are you a pedo too?
2 brd4eva 2019-05-02
he may be a cunny connoisseur, but nobody could cause drama like he did.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-02
He’s so much more than just a pedo tho
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-02
But mostly a pedo.
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-05-02
🤔
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-05-02
He’s admin suspended.
1 Iron_Man_Dies 2019-05-02
https://imgur.com/TBUzYyW
1 jamesangleton 2019-05-02
So they’re letting darqwolf mod?
1 eleven4for20 2019-05-02
I'm ready
2 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-02
The r/drama asteroid/spaceship is waiting to take us to the mother planet.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
smh mayos wear shoes in the house and put shoes on their nice fabrics
3 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
I thought it was just a burger thing.
3 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
it might be, I’m not sure
2 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Only people ik who take their shoes off are ricecels.
1 Chapocel 2019-05-02
Canadians take their shoes off.
1 eleven4for20 2019-05-02
I may smoke cigars in bed but I have house shoes and outside shoes. There are some burn holes in the mattress. Also come summer nike slides ( with no show socks if it is chilly out). My friend, there is still much for you to learn about mayo culture.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
😻😻😻
1 Vyrnie 2019-05-02
The sub will go private for a week or so and the rest of us can lower our tolerance levels before starting it all over again.
3 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-02
Oh no that’s when ODs are most common :(
1 XxStarwarsfan92xx 2019-05-02
Literally nothing but a sticky just going “dude 100k lmao”
1 Woolgun 2019-05-02
I'll rather underestimate, I don't think it'll be anything original, I think mods will nuke a % of the subscribers and make all of the remaining subscribers mods.
Hope they'll surprise me though.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Lmao all the approvedcels will become ascended. Tzarposting when?
1 TryitoutJulia 2019-05-02
Approximately when?
I'm hoping for Joan Wayne Gacy bussy, as we've all been waiting a very long time and this would be a great chance to satisfy the userbase.
I'm expecting the mod team to do something to get the sub shut down, bringing forth the Drama Ragnarok early and ending our sad existence.
4 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-05-02
I already posted bussy a long time ago.
3 TryitoutJulia 2019-05-02
I'm actually retarded, please ignore me
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2019-05-02
We got the bussy, tho
1 trapochaphouse 2019-05-02
I keep a framed copy on my nightstand for when I get lonely.
1 BeersOverQueers 2019-05-02
Hoping for a hot new masterlawlz pic, but expecting a shitty masterlawlz sticky
2 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Isn't there a photo of Pizzashill going around?
3 fistacorpse 2019-05-02
https://imgur.com/fxGd55L?r
4 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
Lmao the absolute state of that mustache.
3 byobombs 2019-05-02
yeah he took it and posted it a week ago or so. I want one where he’s looking directly in the camera. Let that lazy eye shine baby 🤩🤩
3 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
He looks like a who from Whoville
1 byobombs 2019-05-02
Lmao ur right
2 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-02
he’s handsome, I like this photo better
2 byobombs 2019-05-02
so cute <3
1 Alimentas 2019-05-02
What if I tell you you're looking at it
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-05-02
2ha5dfc
2 BeersOverQueers 2019-05-02
Yeah, but not quite the same
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-02
I was hoping someone would reply with a link because I'm too lazy to look for it. 😳
1 NatieB 2019-05-02
At least 3
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-02
It's time for the copelapse
1 Eingi 2019-05-02
We will be able to implement mayocide.
1 diggity_md 2019-05-02
the mods will be faggots
2 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-02
Something new he said
1 fernguts 2019-05-02
Mods simultaneously commit sudoku.
1 JustANameWithNumbers 2019-05-02
MasterLawlz will post a big gay sticky sponsored by Mumporai
1 MacAndShits 2019-05-02
Notch bans all other mods
1 MG87 2019-05-02
🕜🕜🕜TICK TOCK🕜🕜🕜
1 Ravensthrowit 2019-05-02
I still won’t be approved and they’ll shut the sub down 😕
2 Growey 2019-05-02
Unapprovedcels rise up 🤐🤐🤐
1 jamesangleton 2019-05-02
They targeted unapprovedcels, unapprovedcels!
1 SJCards 2019-05-02
They mod TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK and the other power mods unironically since 👏Y'all👏Can't👏Behave👏.
1 Plexipus 2019-05-02
The Prince who was Promised will return and reclaim his crown from Pizzashill 😭😭
1 notcyberpope 2019-05-02
Can we just ban it
1 4TheDrama 2019-05-02
They fix the horrible css
1 Alexlincoln2 2019-05-02
They make it worse😍😍😍😍😍😍
1 JeanPeuplu 2019-05-02
This is art.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-02
nothing will happen itll just continue to get gradually shittier and attract more srd posters who dont get jokes like its been doing for the past 6 months
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-05-02
We find out that we were just pretending to pretend to be retarded and, in fact, are all really retarded.
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-05-02
Group photo!
1 thestormiscomingyeah 2019-05-02
Something something sharia law
1 noxpallida 2019-05-02
😴😴😴
1 degenerate_throwaway 2019-05-02
I predict that I will remain an unapprovedcel and be forced into a downward spiral without my daily dose of drama once the sub inevitably goes private
1 8675309999999999 2019-05-02
they announce a merger with SRD
1 anubgek 2019-05-02
Just saying I was here way before like even when we had legit Russian dudes posting black crime local news articles so let me in when the sub goes privates
1 AmericaStrong 2019-05-02
sub will begin to rotate in the third dimension
1 GattsuCascade 2019-05-02
The mods will be faggots