How a mod spends xis spare time

52  2019-05-02 by XhotwheelsloverX

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i wasn't doxxed, but i don't enjoy reddit as much as i used to. it feels like an addiction or a distraction at the moment and it's surprisingly sad how often i am noticing myself think "oh you should take a picture of this and share it" or "that's a funny story you should post this", i don't seem to enjoy doing things for the sake of it any more and rather it's me trying to get reactions out of people, whether that's disgust or laughter. last month i challenged myself to take a week off reddit because i noticed i was on it too much, i lasted 2 days and then started coming back on now, so recently i just thought fuck it i need to be able to go more than 2 days without going on here, that's not healthy. i was going to write something more in depth but i really just need to stop coming on here for a while, i said a month to myself so i'll go for that. the more time i spend on reddit, the less time i spend doing other things and it's not worth it for me. i see people spending so much time on social media and said i never wanted to be like them but i have become like that. so ill probably make a blog/video/something in a few weeks just to talk about it properly because i think a lot of people will be in similar positions and won't be aware of it or willing to try and change.

there's a lot on my mind at the moment so i just need to step back and think about what i should do now.

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oh shit that's awfully close to something i experienced... yea bois story time!

last summer I went to the beach and took a little bike ride along the coast. between two towns there was this small path right on top of the cliff that was used by families on that sunday to enjoy the sun and have a little family walk.

anyway, at one point it became a hassle to go by bike and I wanted to find the road again. I remembered that earlier I spotted an older dude walking next to the bushes that separate farmer's fields, so i tried to find the path he used to get there because I thought it'll lead me to the road, which had to be in that direction.

i eventually found the path and after about ten minutes pushing my bike along it made a sharp right turn. before i even finished the turn i heard noises coming from ahead. a couple of steps further and i got to see what it was: about 7-8 wrinkly oldies jumped out of a bush, completely naked, running to grab their clothes, while one of them looked right at me and made a pose like that little girl statue at wallstreet, with his hands stemmed at his side, and his low hanging balls swaying in the wind, while the rest of the "club" was jumping back into bushes to get dressed. that guy looked like a bull ready to fight so i did a 180° and fucked the hell outta there.

this is the story how i accidentally crashed an oldie sex party.

All them words won't bring your pa back.

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swing and miss longpostbot! i've never known him in the first place

I love being gay.

This makes me think I should have had grander ambitions. I could have organised a full scale grandpa orgy, damn!

Ngl that sounds pretty hot

Good story. Trolling casual encounters was fun back in the day. My favorite one was when we would post this on M4M:

You come to my house. You park outside. You walk to the door. You ring the doorbell. I open the door. I punch you in the face. I close the door. You leave.

You would not believe how many responses this generated. Faggots were tripping over themselves to come get punched in the face by a random stranger.

Just like spring doesn't start until the first flower blooms summer doesn't start until you see one geezer give another grandpa herpes.