Alleged Russian spy whale is refusing to leave and seeking Norwegians' devotion

41  2019-05-02 by cojoco

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FYI this is the whale that hacked the US elections

/r/politics is currently debating whether its testimony obtained yesterday could lead to impeachment

What’s sad is I’m still gunna ask you to link it even though you’re probably kidding. I 100% unironically wouldn’t put this past them.

Yep. I read that and went, “not sure if satire or not...oh god.”

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Can whales seek asylum?

I don't think Norway would be the best place for whales to seek asylum.

Also aren't Scandinavians just getting use to Sharia law? Now if they're overrun by whales they'll start having to learn the Law of the Sea, too.

It’s a whale in wrong place for sure. But it’s Russian. When or if they open it up they might find nesting whales inside.

I believe they have introduced sharia law. I’m not sure if they’ve got to grips with it yet.

Wiig said an inscription on the harness they later recovered read "Equipment St. Petersburg".

All spies should wear a label saying who they work for imo