That actually would be good without the T

Well the T does make it look like a gaping wound

Bacon is for obese losers, meatcels can have fun staying virgins forever.

Imagine being scared of muscles 💪😎👍

Last time I checked the strongest animals in the world(gorillas, rhinos, me) were all VEGAN.

Have fun with that high cholesterol, blocked

String bean cope

and the strongest men in the world are not

funny huh?

also you forgot sharks

and the strongest men in the world are not

This is just false if you took 2 seconds to research it yourself you wouldnt look like such a fool right now. I would show you myself but youre blocked for making such a idiotic reply to my genious comment.

I did do some research: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World%27s_Strongest_Man#Most_championships

vegetarians and vegans are pretty thin on the list

I totally for realz believe he blocked me, this is just for any dummies who might believe his typically reddit dismissal and then follow the path of nutritional suicide.

Sorry sweaty but wikipedia isnt a reliable source try harder next time for me? K?

You are blocked which is why youre blocked, is that so hard for you to understand? Looks like the cholesterol in your blood made it all the way to your brain

well, its source is the official WSMC website so you might want to define your terms

ps im like 6'/115 and my cholesterol is outstanding. meat keeps people alive.

Yikes sorry but you trying to cope doesnt make wikipedia a reliable source

I have no trouble believing your chloesterol is oustandingly high. I am 6'2 and black and have a 17in cock. Fruit and soy keeps people alive.

Oh, you are serious. Michael Phelps ate at least a dozen eggs with ham during his early Olympics and that was just breakfast.

You still have the moral high ground, don't worry about being an inferior male specimen.

PS he is definitely not serious

Found Pizza's alt.

Yeah well gorillas don't even lift

They eat bugs

Only asians and other far-east half breads get high cholesterol from meat.

Ching Chong Fuk Yu my famiry say eat arl the meat so you be big and strogu arlso what in fucku is a choresterorl?

They also have the smallest dicks based on their overall size...

an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length

MAGNUM DONG

You don’t have to block him, his heart valves will do that for you

Kodiak bears would eviscerate all of those animals, and they're omnivores with a diet including large mammals.

Exactly, not to mention by body fat/ muscle ratio, humans are probably very high up there.

Apes are cannibals.

Blue whales m8.

Polar bear would easily defeat any of those and its diet closely resembles Jordan Peterson's

All vegans are faggots cmv

why change that’s the absolute truth

Try eating like a gorilla and see what happens, pal

Is this a shitty troll account?

Not everyone who disagrees with your shitty and unhealthy habits is a troll buddy

Maximum veggie cope

WHO THE FUCK BLOCKS SOMEONE ON A MESSAGE BOARD? GOD DAMN KID

Bacon is for kaffirs and infidels anyway brother ☪️🕌🕋

Meatcels can have fun staying virgins forever

Meatcels can be virgins all they want, and they still wouldn’t be as downright fucking annoying and pathetic as Vegans

Praise allah

Calling human flesh,” Long pig”

Based and Original Pozolè recipe pilled

uma delicia

SOPA DE MACACO

I am indeed Brazilian and I can say

Sopa de macaco, uma delícia

Tofu almond man

For real that’s a standard Turkey sandwich if they just take out the tomatoes.

Imagine enjoying a sandwich without acidity

Trash opinion, the BLT is already perfect, why ruin it by adding or taking away something

Tomatoes are fucking trash and if you like them you're also fucking trash

I bet you were one of those beta dorks who had your mom take the tomatoes and lettuce off your burger when you went to McDonalds

Tomatocels deserve the knife

How does it feel to have such a basic taste you probably eat burgers with only the bread

Twisted "meat and cheese only" weirdos are 70% more likely to order a Dr. Pepper as their beverage and 113% more likely to commit a mass shooting.

Imagine eating a slightly sour ring of shit and pretending you have good taste lmfao

Worst take on this sub

It's not a take, it's true

They hated him because he spoke the truth

Nah. Tomatoes > guac.

This is how poor fags cope

Have fun putting butter on your toast

Honestly, guac is overrated, idk why millennial freak out over it.

You ever had real guac? Ever had a ripe avocado? Like one that didn’t travel 1,000 miles to get to you?

You’d get it. In South America you can eat that shit with a spoon and you’ll be in heaven

I live adjacent to the avocado capital of America and I still don't get it. I like guacamole well enough, but plain avocado tastes like vegetal crisco.

I mean, I get it. You're wrong, but I get it.

Little salt and pepper, cut it into cubes and put it one literally anything to make it better. But you're right, its just fat. sweet sweet delicious fat

eating salty avocado instead of sweet

How does it feel knowing you're objectively wrong?

I’ve made frosting with em before. It’s good, but the highest level an avocado can attain is being served with salsa. eggs, and toast.

Got any other good sweet recipes to change my mind?

you're overrated

its just a colored mayo substitute

And mayo sucks

colored mayo substitute

aren't they all?

It was the soy before soy

Fucking moron guacamole is delicious. Have you ever had guac on a hot dog? Probably not because you're a philistine. Go fuck yourself.

It's not my favorite, but it works as a way to get calories or smoothness in a dish/sandwich that is otherwise lacking.

Then again, I'm pretty fit stra*ght wh*te m*le so you can disregard me.

Tomatoes are actual trash tier fruit. They're so bad that they they got kicked out of being a fruit and are now a garbage tier veggie

I used to think so too until my parents got a few tomato plants. They grew so many they gave me a few pounds and they were actually pretty good, not like the bland ones you get on a burger or whatever

Imagine eating just a tomato. It's good to cook with, but not much else

A properly grown, fresh heirloom tomato sliced and eaten with just the right amount of salt and fresh ground pepper is heavenly.

Found the only person in this thread with some class and taste. I tip my floppy grandma gardening sombrero to you.

Sometimes I pity those who have never even had the opportunity to enjoy some of the finer things in life.

The difference between fresh heirlooms and typical commercial tomatoes is so much that they might as well be a different food altogether, the same in name only.

Same with pepper, I'm a real snob about that. My favorite is tellicherry, but the difference between store-bought pre-ground generic "pepper" and fresh ground tellicherry or malabar is so different that it might as well be a different spice.

Seriously. It's insane how different some things taste and just how superior one thing is to another. I find the easiest way to introduce the plebs to this concept is to tell them to taste-test organic bananas ($0.69/lb) versus regular bananas ($0.49/lb). They are fruits from the same genetic clone but the difference in taste is so drastic that unless you are a hopeless troglodyte with retarded taste buds it is plainly obvious which one is superior.

We haven't even discussed cherry/plum/grape tomatoes yet.

I don’t think they taste different

I just buy organic to dab on poorcels

If you can't tell an organic banana from a regular banana you are broken and your software needs rebooting.

LPT: go to the grocery store late at night and fill your bags with tasty organic produce. Go to the self checkout and ring it all up as cantelope (4050) rather than bananas (4011). Everyone knows the bananas shit these days so that plu code is watched.

Yea a plain tomato would be kinda weird. They were good on sandwiches though

Imagine basing your opinion on how valuable a food is by how it tastes raw by itself.

Most fruits and veggies are good on their own.

Tomatoes are gross

Imagine eating just a tomato

I eat a couple plain plum tomatoes as a snack regularly. :/

Sorry about your IQ

You just have no taste in veggie snacks.

True I like them to taste good

Honestly Idk why I expected a bunch of fat neckbeards to have good taste in vegetables, you probably live off of nachos and mountain dew.

good taste in vegetables

You like tomatoes you actual mongoloid. Vile

I always grow a yellow pear tomato plant. A handful of them are such a delicious treat.

May have to try some of those. They look pretty good besides the being yellow part.

They taste like candy. I munch the hell out of them while I am tending to all the other plants. They are huge plants that are easy to grow as well. Highly recommended by a professional horticulturist

Cherry tomatoes are heavenly.

Bruh they are the GOAT summer evening meal with some salt, pepper, and sliced mozerella

Dude fuck these haters, tomatoes are the truth

wtf this nigga just called me lettuce

beep beep

https://i.imgur.com/KgpHxp9.png

They're improving at least.

That tomato has a 40 percent chance of being thrown in the garbage

I think the L and the G are tasteless and pointless. Get rid of them.

Take the G out Guac is gross Sorry for the blasphemy bussy god

Lettuce guacamole nigga penis and tomato sandwich yummy

Oi! Youse got a loicece for that sanndy?

Many people are confused about the status of a tomato. It really needs to stay because it’s fruity.

Fruity and best fruit

• very good

• why would you want that

• infidel

• very good

I love when capitalism gets its hands on the LGBT community

add narwhal bacon?

doesn't sound right but I'd give it a try

no such thing as bisexuals ,

Nah, but Guacamole is overrated AF. It seems like every fucking sandwich and burger has guacamole on it now. It's the most hipster ingredient, the kind of ingredient that screams, "Hey there, we're not like all the other burger joints! We're a bit quirky and we have "Whiskey" as soup of the day written in cursive on the menu, and yes, the burger with guacamole is $18 dollar and french fries are not included."

Imma add a D to that sandwich, I love it with the sauce

Lettuce, guacamole, bacon

No tomato

Defend the sanctity of your physical health and wellbeing, OP.