Who really gives a fuck about spoilers? You cock holsters stickied a spoiler and I just saw it last night and it didn't really impact the experience for me. Fuck, I forgot about it up until it happened anyway. For all I knew it could have been a double troll and not even be what actually happened.
Read an interesting comment on Reddit of all places the other day.
In Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare straight up says "Romeo and Juliet die" on the first fucking page!
Then, some other poster chimed in and said that in Jekyll and Hyde, no one at the time it was written knew that the two title characters were the same person.
The point is proven, then, that spoilers only spoil lazy, derivative works, whose only strength is the forced "surprises", which only exist to hold captive the neckbeasts and extract their $$$s.
People who moan about spoilers are tacitly admitting that the churned out corporate crap they obsess over is only worth enduring to get from one forced plot point to the next, and it has no other artistic merit.
Can you imagine if this many grown men took Power Rangers this seriously?
I think society would acknowledge that there was something wrong with those people. Power Rangers isn't something grown men should devote so much of their life to.
I see no difference between Power Rangers and other capeshit except production costs.
You know, I even like capeshit, but seeing spoilers never ruined the capeshit for me. I just don’t understand why someone would get so mad upon hearing that Iron Man and Black Widow die, or that Thanos has a 7.2 inch cock.
11 comments
1 SovietWarfare 2019-05-03
My god, this website and all it's people were a mistake. Burn it all and let whoever lives move to 4chan.
1 3AMStillGoingDown 2019-05-03
If redditors would have ever poured this much effort into making actual friends when they were younger, they wouldn’t be like this today.
1 jrolle 2019-05-03
Who really gives a fuck about spoilers? You cock holsters stickied a spoiler and I just saw it last night and it didn't really impact the experience for me. Fuck, I forgot about it up until it happened anyway. For all I knew it could have been a double troll and not even be what actually happened.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-05-03
All the big spoilers were also super easy to predict. Capeshit is so formulaic that you could see the "twists" coming a mile away.
1 ArchAngelofSloths 2019-05-03
Complete idiots and man children.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-05-03
redundant
1 Malarial 2019-05-03
Read an interesting comment on Reddit of all places the other day.
In Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare straight up says "Romeo and Juliet die" on the first fucking page!
Then, some other poster chimed in and said that in Jekyll and Hyde, no one at the time it was written knew that the two title characters were the same person.
The point is proven, then, that spoilers only spoil lazy, derivative works, whose only strength is the forced "surprises", which only exist to hold captive the neckbeasts and extract their $$$s.
People who moan about spoilers are tacitly admitting that the churned out corporate crap they obsess over is only worth enduring to get from one forced plot point to the next, and it has no other artistic merit.
1 melokobeai 2019-05-03
What a fucking dweeb
1 Malarial 2019-05-03
Can you imagine if this many grown men took Power Rangers this seriously?
I think society would acknowledge that there was something wrong with those people. Power Rangers isn't something grown men should devote so much of their life to.
I see no difference between Power Rangers and other capeshit except production costs.
Fucking embarassing manchildren.
1 Non_Pirater1879 2019-05-03
You know, I even like capeshit, but seeing spoilers never ruined the capeshit for me. I just don’t understand why someone would get so mad upon hearing that Iron Man and Black Widow die, or that Thanos has a 7.2 inch cock.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-05-03
Even Batman couldn’t come up with a better plan.