Strolling through college campus unaccompanied as I often do. Not worried about being harassed or raped because I am a man. See group of young ladies struggling to set up a folding table. Two strong women have extended the legs and are trying to flip the table upright. I approach them uninvited and say hello. One flees, triggered. "let me help with that girls" I easily flip the table upright with... my masculine strength. Now upright, I can see the sign taped to the table top. FEMINIST BAKESALE. I give a low-pitched chuckle with my testosterone privileged vocal cords. "So you girls have been busy in the kitchen, what did you bake?" One strong woman stands with a box to rest on the table. Her eyes are welled with tears at the oppression she is suffering. "C-cupcakes" - "I love cupcakes, let me see what you have there" I reach my phallic hand over and open the virginal box this poor woman is holding. My male gaze objectifies the cupcakes. "Oh those look good. How much?" Another strong woman speaks up, images of Susan B Anthony flash in her head. "They're a dollar for men because of the corrupt patria--" I stop her short in a textbook case of verbal rape. "That sounds fine. Give me the whole box." I pull out a capitalist paper bill with the image of a Cis White Male Slaveowner on it. The strong woman before me whimpers in psychic pain as I hand the bill to her, she has been reduced to a slave -- nay -- a commodity. "Thank you" she says meekly, feeling violated. I give a sensual grunt as I bite into one of the sweet, moist cupcakes. "Mmmm... It was my privilege."
Im excitedly waiting for the trans focused brain studies to come out and claim, as they obviously will, that trans men have 'female brains' and I can troll foids about how they have smaller, less developed brains than men in all the places it matters.
If we went back in time and showed them what happens after we gave foids voting rights im pretty sure the 19th amendment would have been written to strictly forbid giving foids any voting rights and even mentioning them voting in jest would be high treason
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It's just depressing, it's a million crabs dragging each other down a bottom a bottomless bucket in an endless competition to show how shitty life is with the odd humble brag thrown in for good measure.
Nearly everything is about how terrible something but without the depth or attempt to improve it.
I don't expect them to create some false facade but does everything have to be about guys saying that they prefer less make up the same way girls have their preferences for non-manlets?
It is a common occurrence that men pop in here to be like "this systemic problem that women face daily happened to me once so it's not a sexism thing" which is why people are quick to snap at you.
More like how dare you contradict them when they want to feel like a special victim.
He’s still interjecting his male-centered opinion, only adding his race as an afterthought and as a potential opportunity to pull the race card if any woman here snaps back at him
That dude rode into sunset of madness in subsequent comments. I thought he was baiting but he was really autistic in his sincere attempts to gain validity and approval.
The concept has also been studied by scientists with information technology. Utilizing a type of facial recognition system, they found that the phenomenon is real and the condition is as common in males as in females, despite the gendered bitch that is used to name the concept.
Trollx isn't a female space, according to your and twox census data, both subs are mostly male. Which is why it's so pathetic to watch you guys bicker constantly.
78 comments
3 Pliyii 2019-05-03
Women should hate all men because of how great we are.
2 ragnathorn 2019-05-03
Most gender conflicts are spawned from jealousy.
1 a_cute_grill 2019-05-03
t.dicklet
1 ragnathorn 2019-05-03
Rather have a dicklet than a gussy
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-03
Gussy are just super dicklets tbf
1 wiking85 2019-05-03
Dicklets are just superior clitties.
1 rsrfy 2019-05-03
Strolling through college campus unaccompanied as I often do. Not worried about being harassed or raped because I am a man. See group of young ladies struggling to set up a folding table. Two strong women have extended the legs and are trying to flip the table upright. I approach them uninvited and say hello. One flees, triggered. "let me help with that girls" I easily flip the table upright with... my masculine strength. Now upright, I can see the sign taped to the table top. FEMINIST BAKESALE. I give a low-pitched chuckle with my testosterone privileged vocal cords. "So you girls have been busy in the kitchen, what did you bake?" One strong woman stands with a box to rest on the table. Her eyes are welled with tears at the oppression she is suffering. "C-cupcakes" - "I love cupcakes, let me see what you have there" I reach my phallic hand over and open the virginal box this poor woman is holding. My male gaze objectifies the cupcakes. "Oh those look good. How much?" Another strong woman speaks up, images of Susan B Anthony flash in her head. "They're a dollar for men because of the corrupt patria--" I stop her short in a textbook case of verbal rape. "That sounds fine. Give me the whole box." I pull out a capitalist paper bill with the image of a Cis White Male Slaveowner on it. The strong woman before me whimpers in psychic pain as I hand the bill to her, she has been reduced to a slave -- nay -- a commodity. "Thank you" she says meekly, feeling violated. I give a sensual grunt as I bite into one of the sweet, moist cupcakes. "Mmmm... It was my privilege."
1 LongPostBot 2019-05-03
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1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-05-03
This some John Norton shit or what?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-03
Hot
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-05-03
Wtf I'm a tradwife now
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
/r/talesofprivilege
1 Aivias 2019-05-03
Im excitedly waiting for the trans focused brain studies to come out and claim, as they obviously will, that trans men have 'female brains' and I can troll foids about how they have smaller, less developed brains than men in all the places it matters.
2 nmx179 2019-05-03
If you have "resting bitch face" you are probably just actually a bitch.
1 McLennonOTP 2019-05-03
True
1 8675309999999999 2019-05-03
wew
1 UUUU__UUUU 2019-05-03
The term "Resting Bitch Face" is coined by an woman. That tells more than anything else.
1 Ennui2778 2019-05-03
Foids hate foids and try to tear them down.
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1 UUUU__UUUU 2019-05-03
Most of the time you could tell a femoid's political leaning just by her looks. Yes/No?
1 wiking85 2019-05-03
Hair color and style probably.
1 Infidel6 2019-05-03
Having resting bitch face doesnt make you a bitch.
Complaining about people thinking you have resting bitch face makes you a bitch.
2 boyoyoyoyong 2019-05-03
If we went back in time and showed them what happens after we gave foids voting rights im pretty sure the 19th amendment would have been written to strictly forbid giving foids any voting rights and even mentioning them voting in jest would be high treason
1 TimGuoRen 2019-05-03
Yikes. I remember that you posted in r/CringeAnarchy. You are not welcome here.
1 misophenian 2019-05-03
Newfriend go off far away.
1 nmx179 2019-05-03
1 TimGuoRen 2019-05-03
Yeah, sweaty. This is a radical centralist subreddit.
Next!
1 nmx179 2019-05-03
r/subredditdrama is waiting for you to come home
1 ShlomoTheDoorHolder_ 2019-05-03
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1 userleansbot 2019-05-03
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1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-03
So what? I posted in there too. Are you going to get mad?
1 xthek 2019-05-03
2 HardIsLife 2019-05-03
Cancel All Men!!
Seriously though, it’s true that many people assume black men as “scary” and “criminal”.
1 gfour 2019-05-03
Mostly white women, cancel white women
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-03
I have no problem with that.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-03
Aren't you a white woman?
1 Trans_Sexual_Weiner 2019-05-03
she claims to be asian but literally what's the difference?
1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-05-03
Exactly, fuck mayo foids
1 xlhat 2019-05-03
Meme gender COPE.
1 General_Iscariot 2019-05-03
Jesus that place is ... something else.
their density is one step short of a black hole
1 high_side 2019-05-03
Ebic science burn!
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-03
That's /r/Trollxchromosomes for you.
1 mrv3 2019-05-03
It's just depressing, it's a million crabs dragging each other down a bottom a bottomless bucket in an endless competition to show how shitty life is with the odd humble brag thrown in for good measure.
Nearly everything is about how terrible something but without the depth or attempt to improve it.
I don't expect them to create some false facade but does everything have to be about guys saying that they prefer less make up the same way girls have their preferences for non-manlets?
1 General_Iscariot 2019-05-03
Now I understand. It’s the female equivalent of an incel
1 mrv3 2019-05-03
Incels atleast have the decency to isolate themselves socially and emotionally rather than make it their goal to spread it.
1 funnystor 2019-05-03
Literally just calling their bluff.
Feminists: makeup is an oppression forced on us by men
Men: fine then, don't wear makeup
Feminists: telling us not to wear makeup is sexist! Fuck you, we're gonna wear makeup just to spite you!
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-03
African-American hole, please and thank you. It's 2019, we're tolerant now.
1 wiking85 2019-05-03
This isn't the 1990s racist, it's 2019. We say holes of color.
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-05-03
this happens all the time.
1 high_side 2019-05-03
How dare you share lived experience in a woman's space.
1 misophenian 2019-05-03
Some of those women have resting bitch manner. No, that's wrong; they just act like bitches.
1 Rengler22 2019-05-03
are bitches*
1 cleverseneca 2019-05-03
More like how dare you contradict them when they want to feel like a special victim.
1 4odastream 2019-05-03
“This isn’t a sex thing you’re just a buttblasted foid”
“REEEEE THIS IS WHY WE NEED MENOCIDE”
1 cragfar 2019-05-03
Guy just standing there
"I don't know, he's just creepy"
1 high_side 2019-05-03
Peak trollx here.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-05-03
In this case, not wrong by much.
That dude rode into sunset of madness in subsequent comments. I thought he was baiting but he was really autistic in his sincere attempts to gain validity and approval.
1 Logan_Pauler 2019-05-03
Some fatso telling you to smile is just the same as oppression women faced centuries ago. Lmao, why do women ovaryact so much?
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-05-03
you don't understand
oppression takes us back to the stone age
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-05-03
imagine how much better life would be if u could just thunk an egirl in the back of the head with a club and carry her home to your Gamer Cave
1 wumbo17412 2019-05-03
that epic game moment when you reach full capacity in your slave dungeon 😎😎😎
1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-05-03
I am a woman and I love this so so much, lol.
1 Logan_Pauler 2019-05-03
I stole it from someone funnier than me.
1 UUUU__UUUU 2019-05-03
Make it to urban dictionary and redeem yourself.
1 tschwib 2019-05-03
White women oppression is only like a 4/4 creature. Still beats white mens 0/1 token. But black men get auto +5/+5 against all white opponents.
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-05-03
Despite
1 ChaimWeizmann 2019-05-03
Why are Mayo women so batshit crazy?
1 donkeypunchtrump 2019-05-03
because most of them look 60 by the time they are 30. I have seen some rough looking white women..the blonde ones age the worst.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-05-03
They're drunk with power. And wine.
1 8675309999999999 2019-05-03
boxed wine
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-05-03
Its the mayo
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2019-05-03
Dey hate us cuz dey ain't us.
1 AtaraxicMegatron 2019-05-03
How about don't make assumptions what men do or don't experience if you don't want them to join in the conversation.
1 Wordshark 2019-05-03
Was gonna say something like this, turns out I’m banned there. Just found out r/anarchism too. And yesterday I got the boot from r/stupidpol.
Damn, I’m generally a pretty inoffensive commenter too. Is there a crackdown on r/drama-tards lately or something?
1 cleverseneca 2019-05-03
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2019-05-03
/u/LietusRain
Trollx isn't a female space, according to your and twox census data, both subs are mostly male. Which is why it's so pathetic to watch you guys bicker constantly.
1 Chapocel 2019-05-03
If women want to meet tall white men they should smile more more often and stop defiantly crossing their arms all the time.
1 pugba 2019-05-03
Where's snappy
1 Slithice_ 2019-05-03
😭 it's a dark time to be a phonecel