I've been to a couple of Portland tardfights and I did end up running, but it's not out of fear of either side. I just didn't want to get caught up in the kettle and get arrested and have people thinking I was involved.
I have that shirt but in green! A friend bought it in SK.
I wore it to a beer festival in a liberal city and most people found it funny, but towards the end some drunk skinny hipster started yelling at me that it was slandering Obama.
So I'd suggest somewhere with alcohol, because the type to get upset about it probably won't be confrontational without booze.
😆 I wasn’t kidding about the China part, it was from some street vendor. Some other dude in thread said his friend had it tho, so I’m guessing it’s online somewhere.
Nice. And yeah knowing the Chinese I doubt there was any intended political message. They just have Mao on a ton of shit and you can put the names together.
🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ I mean I wouldn’t expect China to be on the up and up with marketing. They probably stole the design. I know for sure they didn’t import it from the US themselves, at least.
I’ve seen the Maobucks. It’s weird. Watermark do you think they are going to add Pooh-Bear? I’ve heard crazy stories from my friends living and teaching there. Entire towns shut down-with temporary trees and shrubbery planted-when he was due in for some business, every restaurant and market closed to the public in case he happened to stop by.
China is great for this type of shit. My friend has a mouse pad with a Colonel Sanders-styled Hitler on it and the text "HFC: Hitler Fried Children." He bought it at some street market in Beijing.
I would end up in an article and 10 threads on /Portland. “A menacing probable Proudboy traumatized our community and my friends last night with a hateful shirt”.
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1 MauricioFDQ 2019-05-03
Posting it on reddit will do.
1 PeskyPapaya 2019-05-03
Depends where, Chap might think they're complimenting obama
1 BeingofUniverse 2019-05-03
Which would probably be offensive to them.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-05-03
r/politicalhumor
1 markmcccc 2019-05-03
Portland Oregon
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Oh my god that would be good. They might be too tanky though.
1 MauricioFDQ 2019-05-03
Wait until there's protest, but be careful so you don't get hit from behind, we would be sad if a dramacel gets hurt.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
A protest would turn into day of the cardio for me very quickly I think. 😰
1 MauricioFDQ 2019-05-03
Probably be pursued by a legion of chapos and magacels, might get physical.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Then I get to be on a shirt. Only fair.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-05-03
fortunately they won't be hard to outrun
1 Redactor0 2019-05-03
I've been to a couple of Portland tardfights and I did end up running, but it's not out of fear of either side. I just didn't want to get caught up in the kettle and get arrested and have people thinking I was involved.
1 collectijism 2019-05-03
Yeah stay on the couch dont wanna lose another hot dog stand employee
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-05-03
That was a good one. You could make off that shit
1 cleverseneca 2019-05-03
Between now and then... every day is leg day.
1 HIVnotAdeathSentence 2019-05-03
Except every bussy there gets wet hearing the name Mao or Obama.
1 yeliwofthecorn 2019-05-03
Wait until the LARPers are out in force PP v. ANTIFA then run into the middle with it on.
Both sides will take you in the worst faith possible and all beat you senseless.
The ultimate radical-centrist way to go out.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-05-03
Redneck territory
1 Woolgun 2019-05-03
Don't all rednecks already think Obama was a communist? Can't see them being offended at this shirt if they do.
1 acidoverbasic 2019-05-03
They just get mad at the sight of Obama period lmao
1 Woolgun 2019-05-03
Fair point, I didn't consider their intellect and that they won't go in depth into the shirt's message, just seethe at the mere sight of him.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
what mosque did u go too
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
The one with Farrakhan screaming about the Jews.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
based
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2019-05-03
Fixed that for you
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-03
Nebraska
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Oh, sorry, the People’s Republic of One China, or whatever. I don’t keep up with the labels.
1 EOWNERDEAD 2019-05-03
Wear it to a FetLife gangbang.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-05-03
Kenya?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Racist.
1 ABigBigThug 2019-05-03
I have that shirt but in green! A friend bought it in SK.
I wore it to a beer festival in a liberal city and most people found it funny, but towards the end some drunk skinny hipster started yelling at me that it was slandering Obama.
So I'd suggest somewhere with alcohol, because the type to get upset about it probably won't be confrontational without booze.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Hmm, alcohol would help for sure. Glad someone has field tested it!
1 piss_tape 2019-05-03
Gun show.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Nah they would prob ask where to buy one.
1 OnionBits 2019-05-03
Gib link I want to buy this
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
😆 I wasn’t kidding about the China part, it was from some street vendor. Some other dude in thread said his friend had it tho, so I’m guessing it’s online somewhere.
1 queerjihad 2019-05-03
this showed up on google: https://www.amazon.com/Obamao-Chinese-Shirt-Achtung-LLC/dp/B00J86VNGC
there's also a book about oba mao: https://www.amazon.com/Quotations-Chairman-Oba-mao-revisiting-State-ebook/dp/B00IRREV4E/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=oba+mao&qid=1556913765&s=gateway&sr=8-1
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Nice. And yeah knowing the Chinese I doubt there was any intended political message. They just have Mao on a ton of shit and you can put the names together.
1 queerjihad 2019-05-03
The Amazon page says that it's designed and printed in Albany NY, USA though.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ I mean I wouldn’t expect China to be on the up and up with marketing. They probably stole the design. I know for sure they didn’t import it from the US themselves, at least.
1 watermark08 2019-05-03
Nations usually put their most important figures on their currency
China's cash is just the same portrait of Mao six times
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
I’ve seen the Maobucks. It’s weird. Watermark do you think they are going to add Pooh-Bear? I’ve heard crazy stories from my friends living and teaching there. Entire towns shut down-with temporary trees and shrubbery planted-when he was due in for some business, every restaurant and market closed to the public in case he happened to stop by.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-05-03
China is great for this type of shit. My friend has a mouse pad with a Colonel Sanders-styled Hitler on it and the text "HFC: Hitler Fried Children." He bought it at some street market in Beijing.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2019-05-03
It is almost beer-fest season in Portland so I'd recommend that.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
I would end up in an article and 10 threads on /Portland. “A menacing probable Proudboy traumatized our community and my friends last night with a hateful shirt”.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2019-05-03
Do it. I love drama on /r/portland. They banned the word criddler because it was "too offensive."
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Wtf is a criddler??
1 Redactor0 2019-05-03
It's the variety of homeless junkie that you have to step over any time you're walking down the sidewalk here.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Ohhh, yeah I know they get mad when people talk about their homeless situation.
1 based_skeletor 2019-05-03
Berkeley
1 high_side 2019-05-03
They'd love it.
1 Chicup 2019-05-03
I unironically want one.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2019-05-03
You might like this too.
1 high_side 2019-05-03
Find Obama, take a picture with him probably getting a kick out of it, then post it on /r/politics.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
That would be a lot of work. It would prob bet like 63 platinum things though.
1 lit_l33t 2019-05-03
r/LateStageCapitalism
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-05-03
Democratic Convention. But you have to wear it positively
OBA MAO, and that's a good thing.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
It’s over for sparrow-cels.
1 caffeine_g0d 2019-05-03
thanks for reaffirming my strong belief that the ban percentage should actually be 100%
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Hmm. Around 👆🏼this guy 👆🏼apparently. Decisive answer.
1 caffeine_g0d 2019-05-03
I have been called out.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
You have been put down. Next time you...Don’t talk about things you don’t know anything about?
I’m already forgetting the snappy quotes. 😢 😢 😭
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-05-03
Any college campus makes sense.
1 BeingofUniverse 2019-05-03
Communist convention, they'd hate to see one of their heroes associated with someone that they think is a mass murderer, by which I mean Obama.
1 watermark08 2019-05-03
How many weddings did Mao drone huh? None. Argument over.
1 Slithice_ 2019-05-03
Damn I am jelly, that is a sweet print. 😮
1 KnownBeaner 2019-05-03
Anywhere in that shit hole called California
1 CrowTRobot_SoL 2019-05-03
Your best bet isn't a super left place like Berkeley or Portland, but somewhere heavily Dem, affluent and Boomer.
So I'd suggest somewhere in Connecticut, Boston area, or Washington DC.
1 mightyedamame 2019-05-03
San Francisco alllllll day.
1 badtradesguy 2019-05-03
looks like john cho....and also no onr gives a shit about what your graphic t shirt has on it.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2019-05-03
berkeley