*Blocks your stroller

413  2019-05-03 by El_Guero_Alto

48 comments

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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4% of the dog population commits over 50% of violent bites

breed of peace Based and pitpilled

Thanks for your service, Dr. Pibbles!

despite being only 4% of the dog populatin

DESPITE

13%

The banout can't come soon enough

N A N N Y D O G

Muh pibbles

please take my baby but let me keep the stroller i need it for strolling

You'll need it for the replacement babies.

we're below replacement anyway

Pits all look like they’re on winstrol

“Sorry I’m not comfortable having your Golden Retriever around my child”

Still better than an anti-vacciner

Hand over the baby and no one gets hurt

"except the baby"

Jesus that is cute

🙄

WHAT A CUTE AND HARMLESS SMILE SURELY I CAN TRUST MY SPAWN AROUND HIM, WHAT AN ABSOLUTELY PLAYFUL AND FRIENDLY ANIMAL

Why the fuck are it's eyes so far apart? Does it have pibble fetal alcohol syndrome?

"MOVE IT SWEATY, SEIZURE DOG COMING THROUGH. THIS DOG IS ALLOWED EVERYWHERE, ITS FOR MY SEIZURES."

-owner

“Oh my god, I had a seizure and now my seizure dog is mauling me! He can sense I’ve had a seizure!”

-owner, 2 weeks later, 911 recording.

BUT CHIHUAHUAS BITE MORE

😫💦🐕

Imagine his head on this pibble’s body. The perfectly engineered -Steve_French- destroyer.

I don't have any guns big enough to destroy that monster properly

Hopefully science won’t find a way to birth it.

Stupid science bitches better not

Well...Funny you say bitches, actually. There was some weird report floating around recently about women, dogs, and knots. I wonder how old his mom is?

I didn't think he had a mom. I thought he just kind of sprouted from some moss or mold or something.

Troubling. Mold reproduced in huge numbers.

Dinchew Nuffin

hands over toddler

The one subject where /r/drama goes full pants-pissing liberal

* telepuppers behind you *

Just remember these dogs where genetically bred to kill...

The reason there called pit bulls is because they were bred for the snuggle pits in old england, which is where babies and doggies would cuddle and people would bet on which dog would cuddle the most babies

wow this sub is disgusting. pibbles just get a bad wrap from unresponsible owners yall should be ashamed of yall selfs. there A GOOD PEACEFULL BREED

Man there sure is a lot of dog whistleing in this thread

budunk pshhh

How could anyone love that face ?

Did I make the cut?