I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
meanest one involved in this whole endeavor is the black dude's sperm who actually hit the egg. now he's stuck with her for life and the white dude unironically dodged a MAJOR bullet
Getting head from a guy is establishing dominance over him by treating his mouth like a gussy. Imagine being so fucking manly that you use other men as women. That's the straightest thing possible.
Also, giving a guy head is establishing dominance over him by having the opportunity to bite his dick off and not doing it because you're not threatened by him, as he is clearly a lesser male than you. It's the straightest thing possible.
That hair, those "diamond" studs in his ears, the shitty goatee because a beard would be too patchy, the weak chin, and her use of that horrible fucking song.
This screams stereotypical generic white girl and white guy too stupid to function. Definite Trump supporter that thinks Trump will be a good president because he's a billionaire and she's probably been getting pounded by melanin-enriched individuals since freshman year of high school when one of them on the football team said, "Sup, bitch?"
The last scene should be Dany giving birth, but when the baby opens its eyes they're neon blue because -- whoah, twist -- the Night King is the father. The baby raises its chubby little arms and all the corpses in Westeros come back to life and kill everyone. That would be bittersweet as fuck.
Some rando mayo girl. Made a video of her shitting her pants in front of her brother that went viral, goes in Tosh.o, gets seemingly perfect boyfriend, gets pregnant, baby’s born and it’s a basketball American (yay!), boyfriend leaves her, she starts dating a black dude and ends up in jail for being the getaway driver for some gangbangers.
Real /fit/ men don't get jacked to impress women. They get jacked to impress other jacked men. And that's fraternity, which roasties will never understand.
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Even with a foid as off the rails as this, MDEs still come away looking more retarded. Nah man, fuck the /pol/acks - this chick has made some mayo look really stupid and given us a sound tale for the campfire. But what will they give to the world? Nothing, naught but autism and endless screeching into the void.
How the fuck is this possible? As to what she could have done, I would have aborted and claimed miscarriage, if that went too much against her faith then she was truly fucked, but she should have thought about that before she got truly fucked. Why even chance this? At least ask him to use a condom, shit.
Lots of 100% black babys come out damn near white, melanin can take a month or two to kick in. Like prepping black dudes in the lead up to birth about this is a real thing.
Friend of mine had an Asian child, at first it was all jokes because some babies look a little Asian and everyone was like 'haha you sure you're the father...?!' but as it grew it never stopped getting more Asian, people stopped joking and now it's just this big unsaid thing...
Couldn’t be me. But really lots of women like this in my town. They are never happy and it makes them sick to not feel like they are pushing the envelope somehow.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-03
I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
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1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
the poor unfortunate cuck. I'm about 70% certain he is one of the magatards you see around here constantly whining about blacks
1 transgirltradwife 2019-05-03
Who cucked who though? Seems like there’s a twofer here
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
meanest one involved in this whole endeavor is the black dude's sperm who actually hit the egg. now he's stuck with her for life and the white dude unironically dodged a MAJOR bullet
1 transgirltradwife 2019-05-03
Yeah I see that but he was also receiving head from another dude apparently
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-05-03
Ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked .
1 UBIisLazy 2019-05-03
Tfw your balls slap against their beard 😫😫😫
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
if you look at his profile now, he obviously has a great affinity for the male form. doesn't surprise me one bit tbh
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-05-03
you guys said this was a fit thread right
1 FoidBlaster 2019-05-03
It's like seeing a puzzle come together.
1 XxNerdKillerxX 2019-05-03
Fit as a fiddle.
1 JollyOllyManFatDick2 2019-05-03
IIRC he recorded a phone call of her to saying she made it all up
1 THICC_DICC_PRICC 2019-05-03
Imagine unironically believing even 10% of the words of an insane mayo woman
1 SwordfshII 2019-05-03
Probably wants nothing to do with women after getting mind fucked by this chick his whole life
1 tschwib 2019-05-03
Doesn't have to be sexual though... sometimes buddies do stuff just to mess with eachother.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-05-03
Getting head from a guy is establishing dominance over him by treating his mouth like a gussy. Imagine being so fucking manly that you use other men as women. That's the straightest thing possible.
Also, giving a guy head is establishing dominance over him by having the opportunity to bite his dick off and not doing it because you're not threatened by him, as he is clearly a lesser male than you. It's the straightest thing possible.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-05-03
🤔
1 transgirltradwife 2019-05-03
This is why I coped by trapping myself. So I can suck dick without it being gay
1 Cardboard-Samuari 2019-05-03
oh so fucking men is Gay now...
WHEN WILL THIS OPPRESSION END
1 niczar 2019-05-03
Is there any evidence for that beyond her claim? Sounds like a master rhetorical comeback on the order of "ur mom gay."
1 DodgeIvan 2019-05-03
Lol at basketball americana paying for child support hahahahah
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-05-03
He hit her with the ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo.
1 Feanorfanclub 2019-05-03
She's retweeting shit about girls who think a guy who leaves them is never gonna get something as good as them again. Art.
1 OmniscientOctopode 2019-05-03
Half of his twitter feed is "Retweet or X will happen to you" posts. I can definitely believe that this moron couldn't figure out the baby wasn't his.
1 ffbtaw 2019-05-03
Retweet or X gonna give it to ya
1 ErictheRedding 2019-05-03
Retweeted
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-05-03
That hair, those "diamond" studs in his ears, the shitty goatee because a beard would be too patchy, the weak chin, and her use of that horrible fucking song.
This screams stereotypical generic white girl and white guy too stupid to function. Definite Trump supporter that thinks Trump will be a good president because he's a billionaire and she's probably been getting pounded by melanin-enriched individuals since freshman year of high school when one of them on the football team said, "Sup, bitch?"
1 ErictheRedding 2019-05-03
You should at least get paid for writing "Blacked" ads.
1 jwil191 2019-05-03
This is about as Monroe of a story possible
1 ShitPsychologist 2019-05-03
What has Trump got to do with anything? Do you ever quit jerking off?
1 riotingtom 2019-05-03
Did you forget trump’s biggest campaign promise, to enact a law preventing your girlfriend from having a black baby?
1 ShitPsychologist 2019-05-03
Would probably appeal to his base tbh.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-05-03
Quite the epic. This is how Game of Thrones should end.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
『Y』『A』『A』『A』『A』『S』
『K』『W』『E』『E』『N』
1 throwdemout 2019-05-03
Dany is pregnant with jon's baby - it's black. All eyes fixate on the only black man in the court, the almighty Jalabar Xho, straight from the book
bravo dabid
1 Redactor0 2019-05-03
Imagine watching cloakshit. No fictional Dany can ever have a life as dramatic as this one.
1 MrZakalwe 2019-05-03
Based and liberationpilled.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-05-03
The last scene should be Dany giving birth, but when the baby opens its eyes they're neon blue because -- whoah, twist -- the Night King is the father. The baby raises its chubby little arms and all the corpses in Westeros come back to life and kill everyone. That would be bittersweet as fuck.
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-05-03
Was that the one dude at King's Landing begging for handouts all the time?
1 Jetstream-Sam 2019-05-03
Yeah, the one who kept begging Robert Baratheon to invade his homeland for him
1 RareHorror 2019-05-03
Dany already cucks Jon by constantly calling him short compared to Drogo
1 byobombs 2019-05-03
Jesus Christ by the time she’s arrested she’s only 19 that’s a lot of drama for someone by that age man. Mod her lmao.
1 Lenbos_Maturus 2019-05-03
Lmao she still goes on Twitter.
1 byobombs 2019-05-03
I was checking it out I don’t think it’s her. She hasn’t tweeted anything new in awhile. It’s all just those daily zodiac bot posting cancer.
1 gfour 2019-05-03
It’s def her
1 plast1c45 2019-05-03
Bitches be like "I commit battery assault but it's okay I'm a scorpio"
1 XxNerdKillerxX 2019-05-03
Yeah she really needs to be a mod here can someone get on this, like make it an action item?
1 337850ss6 2019-05-03
We should pull a ticket and hot tag it.
1 XxNerdKillerxX 2019-05-03
Yeah like we should make a Jira account so that all these things can be planned out and tracked. I want to see a burn chart yo.
1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-05-03
Imaginedoing agile in current year lmao
1 IllIlllllIIllIllllII 2019-05-03
/thread
1 Shellynoire 2019-05-03
She's also an anti-vaxxer.
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-03
Holy based
1 brackenz 2019-05-03
Maybe thats her plan-B to get rid of the baby
1 alphacuremother1 2019-05-03
Can someone r/outoftheloop me?
1 byobombs 2019-05-03
On what, exactly?
1 alphacuremother1 2019-05-03
What this picture is about? Is this the same girl in all these pics? Who is she?
1 byobombs 2019-05-03
Some rando mayo girl. Made a video of her shitting her pants in front of her brother that went viral, goes in Tosh.o, gets seemingly perfect boyfriend, gets pregnant, baby’s born and it’s a basketball American (yay!), boyfriend leaves her, she starts dating a black dude and ends up in jail for being the getaway driver for some gangbangers.
1 alphacuremother1 2019-05-03
Damn son Thanks for the cliffs!
1 byobombs 2019-05-03
👍
1 sevgee 2019-05-03
She also caught her ex getting head from another dude, hence her tweet calling him gay. They literally cucked each other lmao
1 AUtigers92 2019-05-03
He apparently released some audio of her admitting she made that up
1 HamsterGutz1 2019-05-03
His hair in the basketball pic is a crime against humanity
1 brackenz 2019-05-03
Wait what happened to the kid?
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-05-03
Yeah i also saw that /fit/ thread
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
LMAO what you doin on /fit/ playboy
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-05-03
I actually posted the first post in that thread. It was compiled by a /r/drama user.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9x129e/what_ever_happened_to_the_fart_girl/
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
oh damn look at you go
ever since capeshit and medieval capeshit took over /tv/, /fit/ is the only board that doesn't fill me with anger or disgust
1 chanceofchance 2019-05-03
You must not go on the same /fit/ that I do because whenever I go on it’s 95% shirtless men, penises, and trap threads
1 Mike_Platinum_Perry 2019-05-03
As if that's a bad thing?
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-05-03
Real /fit/ men don't get jacked to impress women. They get jacked to impress other jacked men. And that's fraternity, which roasties will never understand.
1 Carl_Schmitt 2019-05-03
Bronze Age Mindset™
1 THICC_DICC_PRICC 2019-05-03
How’s that a bad thing
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-03
Soon /tv/ will return to your regularly scheduled sneedposting
1 erect-or-set 2019-05-03
Why does avatar posting get you banned while sneed posting does not. Fucking jannies
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-03
Perro caca
1 Nak_Tripper 2019-05-03
I was banned for sneedposting.
1 erect-or-set 2019-05-03
Fuck Jannies
1 Nak_Tripper 2019-05-03
JANNIES IFFY UH
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-05-03
Sneedposting definitely gets you banned, and rightfully so
1 erect-or-set 2019-05-03
daily reminder that jannies will never arise to the prestige of “mods = gods” and will forever be known as “they do it for free”
1 retarded4bustin 2019-05-03
/fit/ is easily in one of the top 3 most pathetic populations on 4chan
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-05-03
That was a classic that inspired me to start effort posting here on drama.
o7
1 DodgeIvan 2019-05-03
Wtf is this comment
1 Alimentas 2019-05-03
The guy copy and pasted what he got when he tried to click a news link in the OP it seems.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-05-03
I spy with my little eye a [deleted] account that must have been Yamete.
1 geraldo42 2019-05-03
Your thread was way better tbh. I had no idea what those first pictures were supposed to mean until I read your thread.
1 4odastream 2019-05-03
Unironically interesting drama. It has it all
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-03
Lmao the foid's Twitter is infested with MDEfugees shitting on her. She deserves it tho.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-05-03
Even with a foid as off the rails as this, MDEs still come away looking more retarded. Nah man, fuck the /pol/acks - this chick has made some mayo look really stupid and given us a sound tale for the campfire. But what will they give to the world? Nothing, naught but autism and endless screeching into the void.
1 RosalieFontaine 2019-05-03
So more entertainment for us?
1 ShitPsychologist 2019-05-03
OP seems suspiciously anti-drama. Makes me wanna reeeee...
1 9897969594938281 2019-05-03
I’ll miss this content following my deserved ban
1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-05-03
The hedging is already producing sweeter fruit.
1 sputnik02 2019-05-03
Is this fucking real
1 taimoor2 2019-05-03
Yes, 100%. You can search for her twitter.
1 Atheistsomalipirate 2019-05-03
Probably not
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2019-05-03
Lmao, how did she not know that he would find out when the baby came out?
Must be retarded (the gallery supports this theory), dreading the birth and him leaving, or be delusional enough to think he would stay.
1 Lee13412 2019-05-03
He’s supposed to man up and help raise THEIR child anyway
1 will_suck_4_hormones 2019-05-03
She might've fucked up by banging some dude that wasn't him, but it's fault for bein a lil baby dick havin mayo boi. It's karma.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-05-03
Sometimes the come out white even if its from a blacky
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2019-05-03
Oh, yeah, much smarter, just hedge your bets on the on in 1/77th chance that happens. This dude's child will be white passing, surely.
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1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-05-03
Seal is 10 times more negro and this is what his daughter turned out as: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5694945/Heidi-Klum-rocker-ex-husband-Seal-treat-daughter-Leni-posh-dinner-14th-birthday.html
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2019-05-03
How the fuck is this possible? As to what she could have done, I would have aborted and claimed miscarriage, if that went too much against her faith then she was truly fucked, but she should have thought about that before she got truly fucked. Why even chance this? At least ask him to use a condom, shit.
1 ItsSugar 2019-05-03
People in Indiana are too retarded for abortions.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-05-03
But then we would have any drama.
1 GattsuCascade 2019-05-03
Do you really think a nigga as dark as Seal could have such a white ass fish and chips coloured kid?
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2019-05-03
Oh. I stand corrected. Well it can happen
1 error404brain 2019-05-03
Yes blacks can get cucked too.
1 WiggityWatchinNews 2019-05-03
Foids. Not even once
1 9897969594938281 2019-05-03
I think they poured baby powder over her head
1 troglody 2019-05-03
Mix race twins sometimes come out 1 black 1 white which is so bizarre, genetics are wierd and seal could totally have that kid
1 degorius 2019-05-03
Lots of 100% black babys come out damn near white, melanin can take a month or two to kick in. Like prepping black dudes in the lead up to birth about this is a real thing.
1 Nak_Tripper 2019-05-03
You can still tell the difference, retard.
1 ironschlong22 2019-05-03
Taalcum X: Origins
1 TheMortarGuy 2019-05-03
Shape of the skull and face makes it pretty obvious though.
1 HATA111 2019-05-03
Maybe she didn't know which of her lovers was the father.
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2019-05-03
Still kinda retarded gambling on a 50/50, wait she had three lovers, two black; so, that's a 33/100.
1 HATA111 2019-05-03
Does this look like a winning person?
1 ManifestationOfSelf 2019-05-03
I try not to judge people on their appearance.
1 HATA111 2019-05-03
But you don't mind R-slurring them!
1 zkube 2019-05-03
Shut up you're rarted
1 dnkndnts 2019-05-03
She has more simultaneous partners than this entire subreddit.
1 HATA111 2019-05-03
Making a few good points here
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-05-03
T9o true
1 _ThtSounD 2019-05-03
Something tells me this girl is the kind of person to double down on 50/50 odds.
1 THICC_DICC_PRICC 2019-05-03
You’re talking about a girl who probably doesn’t know what 33/100 even means
1 Aryas_Right_Nip 2019-05-03
33/100 causes 14/88
1 pepsi2006 2019-05-03
Despite being 13% of the population they make up at least 66% of potential baby daddies 🧐📊⛹🏾♂️
1 337850ss6 2019-05-03
https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI
1 ErictheRedding 2019-05-03
This is the correct answer. Gotta hedge those bets.
1 dirtysundae 2019-05-03
Friend of mine had an Asian child, at first it was all jokes because some babies look a little Asian and everyone was like 'haha you sure you're the father...?!' but as it grew it never stopped getting more Asian, people stopped joking and now it's just this big unsaid thing...
1 FormalKitchen 2019-05-03
Well you know what they say, G's UP Hoes DOWN, bitch can't swim she gonna drown.
1 Zac1245 2019-05-03
We need more of this drama and less about chapos
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-03
Based and entertaining
1 MrZakalwe 2019-05-03
This is fantastic and has basically everything.
Girl meets boy. Boy secretly discovers bussy. Girl meets bull. Girl cucks boy. Girl and boy split. Girl meets bull
Girl joins drive by shooting.
Top quality content.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-03
That should be the title of the tv adaptation.
1 ubermanwolf 2019-05-03
you missed the black baby saga, rude
1 Carl_Schmitt 2019-05-03
Don't worry, that kid is going to turn out fine.
1 A7_AUDUBON 2019-05-03
Poor kid
1 Scramble187 2019-05-03
Full BLACKED
1 TheMayorOfHounslow 2019-05-03
BURN
1 Manchu_Fist 2019-05-03
THE
1 ragnathorn 2019-05-03
MIDNIGHT
1 misscourtney 2019-05-03
RENEWABLE ENERGY
1 ShitPsychologist 2019-05-03
YOU
1 yourgayXD 2019-05-03
R
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Oooof haha. Well hey at least she’s happy, right? Not stuck in a miserable relationship she hates.
1 oneshot989 2019-05-03
Imagine caring about a f*id's emotions😷😝
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-03
Couldn’t be me. But really lots of women like this in my town. They are never happy and it makes them sick to not feel like they are pushing the envelope somehow.
1 nanners09 2019-05-03
Burn the coal pay the toll
1 Quietus42 2019-05-03
Imagine not supporting the mayocide 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
You have to go back.
1 UBIisLazy 2019-05-03
BACK TO THE PIT 😫
1 shamwu 2019-05-03
Truly wild
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-05-03
With her man's haircut i can't blame her.
1 WRT8998 2019-05-03
Shame she's a filthy whore. She used to be pretty attractive.
1 redditsuxxxxxxxxx 2019-05-03
OH NO NO NO NO NO
1 PixelatedFractal 2019-05-03
Hoes gonna hoe. Remember the Zola and Z story?
1 Pinksister 2019-05-03
This was beautiful.
1 _ThtSounD 2019-05-03
So like my question is, did she start cheating on him with the black guy before or after she found out the white guy was cheating on her with men?
Get on it people.
1 ErictheRedding 2019-05-03
Honestly I thought it was the black guy that was fucking men. This drama is over my head.
1 Redactor0 2019-05-03
There's a lot of moving parts here.
1 getoffthephoney 2019-05-03
What the fuck! This took so many turns I was surprised at the ending
1 saltling 2019-05-03
Why do I hear the curb theme as I read this
1 PM_ME_HUEY_MEMES 2019-05-03
BURN COAL PAY THE TOLL
1 ShitPsychologist 2019-05-03
Area code 1350.
1 MrNotSpecified 2019-05-03
lmao is all that needs to be said
1 swislock 2019-05-03
Someone tldr this I'm illiteratecel and need simple words
1 blahPerson 2019-05-03
The boyfriend had photos of the baby that looked white though. https://twitter.com/EvenStevens25/status/1006575050840006659
1 Redactor0 2019-05-03
That doesn't look like a mayoid baby at all. Not ugly enough.
1 Caragorpuppy 2019-05-03
Black newborn babies usually have white skin for a little bit. That’s why some black guys freak the fuck out when their kids are born.
1 deletedoldaccounts 2019-05-03
Maybe in America
1 SlickShadyyy 2019-05-03
tf do the fat kid and daniel tosh have to do with anything
1 Jiko_loves_hair 2019-05-03
That’s how her Twitter was discovered and this came to light, by people googling it after she was featured on tosh.o or something.
1 SlickShadyyy 2019-05-03
should've known people would stalk an underage minor who was on tosh.0 once lmao
1 menacing_smegma 2019-05-03
Faggot
1 ThankYouTaceGod 2019-05-03
SPICY!
1 BrizzLatency 2019-05-03
yo if this is real thats fucked up lmao
1 retarded4bustin 2019-05-03
What a roller coaster. It had everything, from cucking to shootouts to Tosh.0 Honestly a summer blockbuster that came out early.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-03
This pic is pretty old.
1 regeya 2019-05-03
Oh, Indiana. Never change.
I'm in southern Illinois though so I'm not throwing shade. It's more like schadenfreude.
1 ComedicSans 2019-05-03
This warrants a recap.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-05-03
Can we repost drama that has already been posted?
1 angrypotato1 2019-05-03
Brap brap nigga
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-03
Fucking quality post /u/GeauxHouston22
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-03
Too bad OP didn't make it lol. It's been floating around the internet for a while now.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-05-03
I will have my revenge 😾😾😾
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-05-03
Get rekt
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-03
:)
1 ElectraUnderTheSea 2019-05-03
Another black kid being raised by a single mom
1 duchessIQ 2019-05-03
test
1 femailhivemind 2019-05-03
Wonder why so many gussies love men with low iq.
1 thomasJEROMEnewton 2019-05-03
this is good drama BRAVO!
1 ommi9 2019-05-03
A thots life. This should be a movie. On lifetime
1 XanPercyCheck 2019-05-03
Burn the coal...
1 Stacyscrazy21 2019-05-03
That’s the ugliest baby I ever seen
1 ivorynotasians 2019-05-03
imagine trusting a mayo
1 AlohaWorld18 2019-05-03
She left her baby on a door step because of post partum.
The saddest part is she never got help. Post partum is real. I am glad she did not hurt the baby.
1 Cardboard-Samuari 2019-05-03
This is a dramasplosion so fucking dense it could take out the universe.
Hopefully videos of her being racist pop up or maybe she herself does the next drive by.
1 [deleted] 2019-05-03
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