a tale as old as time

910  2019-05-03 by GeauxHouston22

201 comments

I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.

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the poor unfortunate cuck. I'm about 70% certain he is one of the magatards you see around here constantly whining about blacks

Who cucked who though? Seems like there’s a twofer here

meanest one involved in this whole endeavor is the black dude's sperm who actually hit the egg. now he's stuck with her for life and the white dude unironically dodged a MAJOR bullet

Yeah I see that but he was also receiving head from another dude apparently

Ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked .

Tfw your balls slap against their beard 😫😫😫

he was also receiving head from another dude

if you look at his profile now, he obviously has a great affinity for the male form. doesn't surprise me one bit tbh

you guys said this was a fit thread right

It's like seeing a puzzle come together.

Fit as a fiddle.

IIRC he recorded a phone call of her to saying she made it all up

Imagine unironically believing even 10% of the words of an insane mayo woman

Probably wants nothing to do with women after getting mind fucked by this chick his whole life

Doesn't have to be sexual though... sometimes buddies do stuff just to mess with eachother.

Getting head from a guy is establishing dominance over him by treating his mouth like a gussy. Imagine being so fucking manly that you use other men as women. That's the straightest thing possible.

Also, giving a guy head is establishing dominance over him by having the opportunity to bite his dick off and not doing it because you're not threatened by him, as he is clearly a lesser male than you. It's the straightest thing possible.

🤔

This is why I coped by trapping myself. So I can suck dick without it being gay

oh so fucking men is Gay now...

WHEN WILL THIS OPPRESSION END

Is there any evidence for that beyond her claim? Sounds like a master rhetorical comeback on the order of "ur mom gay."

Lol at basketball americana paying for child support hahahahah

He hit her with the ol' Cincinnati Switcheroo.

She's retweeting shit about girls who think a guy who leaves them is never gonna get something as good as them again. Art.

Half of his twitter feed is "Retweet or X will happen to you" posts. I can definitely believe that this moron couldn't figure out the baby wasn't his.

Retweet or X gonna give it to ya

Retweeted

That hair, those "diamond" studs in his ears, the shitty goatee because a beard would be too patchy, the weak chin, and her use of that horrible fucking song.

This screams stereotypical generic white girl and white guy too stupid to function. Definite Trump supporter that thinks Trump will be a good president because he's a billionaire and she's probably been getting pounded by melanin-enriched individuals since freshman year of high school when one of them on the football team said, "Sup, bitch?"

You should at least get paid for writing "Blacked" ads.

This is about as Monroe of a story possible

What has Trump got to do with anything? Do you ever quit jerking off?

Did you forget trump’s biggest campaign promise, to enact a law preventing your girlfriend from having a black baby?

Would probably appeal to his base tbh.

Quite the epic. This is how Game of Thrones should end.

『Y』『A』『A』『A』『A』『S』

『K』『W』『E』『E』『N』

Dany is pregnant with jon's baby - it's black. All eyes fixate on the only black man in the court, the almighty Jalabar Xho, straight from the book

bravo dabid

Imagine watching cloakshit. No fictional Dany can ever have a life as dramatic as this one.

Based and liberationpilled.

The last scene should be Dany giving birth, but when the baby opens its eyes they're neon blue because -- whoah, twist -- the Night King is the father. The baby raises its chubby little arms and all the corpses in Westeros come back to life and kill everyone. That would be bittersweet as fuck.

Was that the one dude at King's Landing begging for handouts all the time?

Yeah, the one who kept begging Robert Baratheon to invade his homeland for him

Dany already cucks Jon by constantly calling him short compared to Drogo

Jesus Christ by the time she’s arrested she’s only 19 that’s a lot of drama for someone by that age man. Mod her lmao.

Lmao she still goes on Twitter.

I was checking it out I don’t think it’s her. She hasn’t tweeted anything new in awhile. It’s all just those daily zodiac bot posting cancer.

It’s def her

Bitches be like "I commit battery assault but it's okay I'm a scorpio"

Yeah she really needs to be a mod here can someone get on this, like make it an action item?

We should pull a ticket and hot tag it.

Yeah like we should make a Jira account so that all these things can be planned out and tracked. I want to see a burn chart yo.

Imaginedoing agile in current year lmao

Mod her lmao.

/thread

She's also an anti-vaxxer.

Holy based

Maybe thats her plan-B to get rid of the baby

Can someone r/outoftheloop me?

On what, exactly?

What this picture is about? Is this the same girl in all these pics? Who is she?

Some rando mayo girl. Made a video of her shitting her pants in front of her brother that went viral, goes in Tosh.o, gets seemingly perfect boyfriend, gets pregnant, baby’s born and it’s a basketball American (yay!), boyfriend leaves her, she starts dating a black dude and ends up in jail for being the getaway driver for some gangbangers.

Damn son Thanks for the cliffs!

👍

She also caught her ex getting head from another dude, hence her tweet calling him gay. They literally cucked each other lmao

He apparently released some audio of her admitting she made that up

gets seemingly perfect boyfriend

His hair in the basketball pic is a crime against humanity

Wait what happened to the kid?

Yeah i also saw that /fit/ thread

LMAO what you doin on /fit/ playboy

I actually posted the first post in that thread. It was compiled by a /r/drama user.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/9x129e/what_ever_happened_to_the_fart_girl/

oh damn look at you go

ever since capeshit and medieval capeshit took over /tv/, /fit/ is the only board that doesn't fill me with anger or disgust

You must not go on the same /fit/ that I do because whenever I go on it’s 95% shirtless men, penises, and trap threads

As if that's a bad thing?

Real /fit/ men don't get jacked to impress women. They get jacked to impress other jacked men. And that's fraternity, which roasties will never understand.

Bronze Age Mindset™

How’s that a bad thing

Soon /tv/ will return to your regularly scheduled sneedposting

Why does avatar posting get you banned while sneed posting does not. Fucking jannies

Perro caca

I was banned for sneedposting.

Fuck Jannies

JANNIES IFFY UH

Sneedposting definitely gets you banned, and rightfully so

daily reminder that jannies will never arise to the prestige of “mods = gods” and will forever be known as “they do it for free”

/fit/ is easily in one of the top 3 most pathetic populations on 4chan

That was a classic that inspired me to start effort posting here on drama.

o7

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The guy copy and pasted what he got when he tried to click a news link in the OP it seems.

I spy with my little eye a [deleted] account that must have been Yamete.

Your thread was way better tbh. I had no idea what those first pictures were supposed to mean until I read your thread.

Unironically interesting drama. It has it all

Lmao the foid's Twitter is infested with MDEfugees shitting on her. She deserves it tho.

Even with a foid as off the rails as this, MDEs still come away looking more retarded. Nah man, fuck the /pol/acks - this chick has made some mayo look really stupid and given us a sound tale for the campfire. But what will they give to the world? Nothing, naught but autism and endless screeching into the void.

Nothing, naught but autism and endless screeching into the void.

So more entertainment for us?

OP seems suspiciously anti-drama. Makes me wanna reeeee...

I’ll miss this content following my deserved ban

The hedging is already producing sweeter fruit.

Is this fucking real

Yes, 100%. You can search for her twitter.

Probably not

Lmao, how did she not know that he would find out when the baby came out?

Must be retarded (the gallery supports this theory), dreading the birth and him leaving, or be delusional enough to think he would stay.

He’s supposed to man up and help raise THEIR child anyway

She might've fucked up by banging some dude that wasn't him, but it's fault for bein a lil baby dick havin mayo boi. It's karma.

Sometimes the come out white even if its from a blacky

Oh, yeah, much smarter, just hedge your bets on the on in 1/77th chance that happens. This dude's child will be white passing, surely.

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How the fuck is this possible? As to what she could have done, I would have aborted and claimed miscarriage, if that went too much against her faith then she was truly fucked, but she should have thought about that before she got truly fucked. Why even chance this? At least ask him to use a condom, shit.

I would have aborted and claimed miscarriage

People in Indiana are too retarded for abortions.

But then we would have any drama.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5694945/Heidi-Klum-rocker-ex-husband-Seal-treat-daughter-Leni-posh-dinner-14th-birthday.html

Leni's adopted dad.

Do you really think a nigga as dark as Seal could have such a white ass fish and chips coloured kid?

Oh. I stand corrected. Well it can happen

Well it can happen

Yes blacks can get cucked too.

Foids. Not even once

I think they poured baby powder over her head

Mix race twins sometimes come out 1 black 1 white which is so bizarre, genetics are wierd and seal could totally have that kid

Lots of 100% black babys come out damn near white, melanin can take a month or two to kick in. Like prepping black dudes in the lead up to birth about this is a real thing.

You can still tell the difference, retard.

Taalcum X: Origins

Shape of the skull and face makes it pretty obvious though.

Maybe she didn't know which of her lovers was the father.

Still kinda retarded gambling on a 50/50, wait she had three lovers, two black; so, that's a 33/100.

Does this look like a winning person?

I try not to judge people on their appearance.

But you don't mind R-slurring them!

Shut up you're rarted

She has more simultaneous partners than this entire subreddit.

Making a few good points here

T9o true

Something tells me this girl is the kind of person to double down on 50/50 odds.

You’re talking about a girl who probably doesn’t know what 33/100 even means

33/100 causes 14/88

Despite being 13% of the population they make up at least 66% of potential baby daddies 🧐📊⛹🏾‍♂️

This is the correct answer. Gotta hedge those bets.

Friend of mine had an Asian child, at first it was all jokes because some babies look a little Asian and everyone was like 'haha you sure you're the father...?!' but as it grew it never stopped getting more Asian, people stopped joking and now it's just this big unsaid thing...

Well you know what they say, G's UP Hoes DOWN, bitch can't swim she gonna drown.

We need more of this drama and less about chapos

Based and entertaining

This is fantastic and has basically everything.

Girl meets boy. Boy secretly discovers bussy. Girl meets bull. Girl cucks boy. Girl and boy split. Girl meets bull

Girl joins drive by shooting.

Top quality content.

Girl meets bull

That should be the title of the tv adaptation.

you missed the black baby saga, rude

Don't worry, that kid is going to turn out fine.

Poor kid

Full BLACKED

BURN

THE

MIDNIGHT

RENEWABLE ENERGY

YOU

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Oooof haha. Well hey at least she’s happy, right? Not stuck in a miserable relationship she hates.

Imagine caring about a f*id's emotions😷😝

Couldn’t be me. But really lots of women like this in my town. They are never happy and it makes them sick to not feel like they are pushing the envelope somehow.

Burn the coal pay the toll

Imagine not supporting the mayocide 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

You have to go back.

BACK TO THE PIT 😫

Truly wild

With her man's haircut i can't blame her.

Shame she's a filthy whore. She used to be pretty attractive.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Hoes gonna hoe. Remember the Zola and Z story?

This was beautiful.

So like my question is, did she start cheating on him with the black guy before or after she found out the white guy was cheating on her with men?

Get on it people.

Honestly I thought it was the black guy that was fucking men. This drama is over my head.

There's a lot of moving parts here.

What the fuck! This took so many turns I was surprised at the ending

Why do I hear the curb theme as I read this

BURN COAL PAY THE TOLL

Area code 1350.

lmao is all that needs to be said

Someone tldr this I'm illiteratecel and need simple words

The boyfriend had photos of the baby that looked white though. https://twitter.com/EvenStevens25/status/1006575050840006659

That doesn't look like a mayoid baby at all. Not ugly enough.

Black newborn babies usually have white skin for a little bit. That’s why some black guys freak the fuck out when their kids are born.

Maybe in America

tf do the fat kid and daniel tosh have to do with anything

That’s how her Twitter was discovered and this came to light, by people googling it after she was featured on tosh.o or something.

should've known people would stalk an underage minor who was on tosh.0 once lmao

Faggot

SPICY!

yo if this is real thats fucked up lmao

What a roller coaster. It had everything, from cucking to shootouts to Tosh.0 Honestly a summer blockbuster that came out early.

This pic is pretty old.

Oh, Indiana. Never change.

I'm in southern Illinois though so I'm not throwing shade. It's more like schadenfreude.

Can we repost drama that has already been posted?

Brap brap nigga

Fucking quality post /u/GeauxHouston22

Too bad OP didn't make it lol. It's been floating around the internet for a while now.

I will have my revenge 😾😾😾

Get rekt

:)

Another black kid being raised by a single mom

test

Wonder why so many gussies love men with low iq.

this is good drama BRAVO!

A thots life. This should be a movie. On lifetime

Burn the coal...

That’s the ugliest baby I ever seen

imagine trusting a mayo

She left her baby on a door step because of post partum.

The saddest part is she never got help. Post partum is real. I am glad she did not hurt the baby.

This is a dramasplosion so fucking dense it could take out the universe.

Hopefully videos of her being racist pop up or maybe she herself does the next drive by.

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