In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
That one's great, into the collection it goes. It finally allows a deep look into the mind of a basement dwelling furfag in denial losing his internet support group, because he decides to vent all his pent-up virgin rage in the most exceptional smug-, rage-, homo-erotic-jannie-snuff-fantasy modmail to ever see the light of day.
Ok i was kinda joking around before but you have made me angry. Never have I seen such a fucking entitled dumbass in my life. Listen here furfag, you don't know shit. I'll have you know I DID read the fucking sidebar. It says that i'll be banned if I admit to being a furry (I didn't) or if I am active on furry subreddits. I POSTED LIKE WHAT 6 FUCKING COMMENTS ON R/YIFF, AND HALF OF THEM WERE CRITICIZING THE PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT THEY HAD ON THERE. THIRD UNJUST BAN I HAVE RECEIVED, AND BOY AM I STEAMING. I SWEAR ALMOST EVERY COMMUNITY WITH A GOOD MODERATION IS PLAIN BORING AND UNORIGINAL. OF COURSE THE ONES THAT STAND OUT AND GIVE ME A PLACE TO TALK WITH PEOPLE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ARE ALWAYS THE ONES WITH RETARDED MODS LIKE YOU. I GOT BANNED FROM THE FOX DEN FOR MAKING A JOKE ABOUT KILLING FURRIES. That set me off and led me to r/furryhatefederation. That sure was fun while it lasted, and it lasted for five fucking minutes because I put 3 letters after a joke, and, you guessed it, two O's and one W. At that point i was enraged, the only thing keeping me from dropping a nuke on literally everyone associated with furries, whether hating it or being part of it, was a small discord server in which i had many friends. But meanwhile, beginning even before i knew what the Fox Den was, I had always stuch with one community that kept my anger at furries and anti-furries from overflowing: r/yiffinhell, the beautiful subreddit where everyone joins together to laugh and cringe at the disgusting people of the furry community. I never posted on it, but i loved to comment and voice my opinion, or just roast some furry. but no, you, some entitled furfag i don't even know, just nut your shitty 12 year old barely functional mouse with your furry dick and "Click!" BANNED! Yeah, you have over 300 bans, but how many people have you made smile and laugh? Do you even interact positively with anyone in those subreddits? No you don't you just ban ban ban ban ban. People like you are the exact reason for my fury and hatred of the toxic furry community. You are the second sociopathic furry to ban me for no goddamn reason. Yeah i said it, furfag. You might as well come out as one already because its so ignorant and stupid. Nothing you can say can ever get to me because at the end of the day you are just some furfag, and you are below me in society. Don't care if you shadowban me I'm not gonna break reddit's rules just because of you anyways. Something I have learned is that when it comes to ignorant moderators like you, the permaban is almost instantly secure, and I'm not holding back because why the fuck would I? What are you gonna do, ban me again? Yeah that's what i fucking thought. You can't do shit. You on thin fucking ice. I have the grand award for the most deadly furry killing gun, and oh boy are you the perfect target, furfag. Yeah you call me a peasant, I have been on reddit for over a year longer than you. You probably took so long to ban me because when you clicked on my comments on r/yiff, you just had to nut to the yiff that popped up on your screen. You're a fucking hypocritical little shit and i thoroughly enjoy seeing my heccin' chonker on a cat rip your face to shreds. You moderate r/yiffinhell, yeah? But do you moderate r/furrykillinguns? do you moderate r/wholesomemes? no. You are insignificant and you have no friends. Go fucking crawl up your cat's ass and suffocate, you fucking furfag.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-03
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 ExilesReturn 2019-05-03
That's what I'm Tolkien about.
1 Just_us_trees_here 2019-05-03
this is gold
1 NebbyFox 2019-05-03
That guy was fun to deal with
1 AllahSyriaBashar 2019-05-03
That one's great, into the collection it goes. It finally allows a deep look into the mind of a basement dwelling furfag in denial losing his internet support group, because he decides to vent all his pent-up virgin rage in the most exceptional smug-, rage-, homo-erotic-jannie-snuff-fantasy modmail to ever see the light of day.
Ok i was kinda joking around before but you have made me angry. Never have I seen such a fucking entitled dumbass in my life. Listen here furfag, you don't know shit. I'll have you know I DID read the fucking sidebar. It says that i'll be banned if I admit to being a furry (I didn't) or if I am active on furry subreddits. I POSTED LIKE WHAT 6 FUCKING COMMENTS ON R/YIFF, AND HALF OF THEM WERE CRITICIZING THE PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT THEY HAD ON THERE. THIRD UNJUST BAN I HAVE RECEIVED, AND BOY AM I STEAMING. I SWEAR ALMOST EVERY COMMUNITY WITH A GOOD MODERATION IS PLAIN BORING AND UNORIGINAL. OF COURSE THE ONES THAT STAND OUT AND GIVE ME A PLACE TO TALK WITH PEOPLE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ARE ALWAYS THE ONES WITH RETARDED MODS LIKE YOU. I GOT BANNED FROM THE FOX DEN FOR MAKING A JOKE ABOUT KILLING FURRIES. That set me off and led me to r/furryhatefederation. That sure was fun while it lasted, and it lasted for five fucking minutes because I put 3 letters after a joke, and, you guessed it, two O's and one W. At that point i was enraged, the only thing keeping me from dropping a nuke on literally everyone associated with furries, whether hating it or being part of it, was a small discord server in which i had many friends. But meanwhile, beginning even before i knew what the Fox Den was, I had always stuch with one community that kept my anger at furries and anti-furries from overflowing: r/yiffinhell, the beautiful subreddit where everyone joins together to laugh and cringe at the disgusting people of the furry community. I never posted on it, but i loved to comment and voice my opinion, or just roast some furry. but no, you, some entitled furfag i don't even know, just nut your shitty 12 year old barely functional mouse with your furry dick and "Click!" BANNED! Yeah, you have over 300 bans, but how many people have you made smile and laugh? Do you even interact positively with anyone in those subreddits? No you don't you just ban ban ban ban ban. People like you are the exact reason for my fury and hatred of the toxic furry community. You are the second sociopathic furry to ban me for no goddamn reason. Yeah i said it, furfag. You might as well come out as one already because its so ignorant and stupid. Nothing you can say can ever get to me because at the end of the day you are just some furfag, and you are below me in society. Don't care if you shadowban me I'm not gonna break reddit's rules just because of you anyways. Something I have learned is that when it comes to ignorant moderators like you, the permaban is almost instantly secure, and I'm not holding back because why the fuck would I? What are you gonna do, ban me again? Yeah that's what i fucking thought. You can't do shit. You on thin fucking ice. I have the grand award for the most deadly furry killing gun, and oh boy are you the perfect target, furfag. Yeah you call me a peasant, I have been on reddit for over a year longer than you. You probably took so long to ban me because when you clicked on my comments on r/yiff, you just had to nut to the yiff that popped up on your screen. You're a fucking hypocritical little shit and i thoroughly enjoy seeing my heccin' chonker on a cat rip your face to shreds. You moderate r/yiffinhell, yeah? But do you moderate r/furrykillinguns? do you moderate r/wholesomemes? no. You are insignificant and you have no friends. Go fucking crawl up your cat's ass and suffocate, you fucking furfag.
1 LongPostBot 2019-05-03
Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.
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1 mums_spaghetto 2019-05-03
idk about 100000 already down a few hundred subs
1 arandomloser21 2019-05-03
>hating furries is racism
now that is a galactic brain take
1 SvenSnusberg 2019-05-03
Either all sexualities are okay or none of them are. Chud.
1 arandomloser21 2019-05-03
wut
1 SvenSnusberg 2019-05-03
You heard me, sexphobe
1 iknowvapetricks 2019-05-03
MakeIncestLegal2019
1 MrZakalwe 2019-05-03
Would be racism if wh*yes were a race.
Ever seen a furry that wasn't mayo? I rest my case.
1 4odastream 2019-05-03
Sonicfox, doesn’t he not count because he’s a rapist?
1 Lee13412 2019-05-03
Saving this for when the sub closes so I have something autistic to read
1 collectijism 2019-05-03
cope
1 rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 2019-05-03
High quality post
1 TothB 2019-05-03
If you promised to make monthly posts of this high quality you're going to need a patreon so I can start compensating you
1 MrZakalwe 2019-05-03
Thank you for your service.
1 4odastream 2019-05-03
Tbh all furries should be gassed
1 Metatron58 2019-05-03
exterminatus the furries. It's the only sane solution to the problem.