Twas the night before Banning, when all through the sub Not a Chapo was stirring, not even a chud. The socks off™ stockings were hung by the sidebar with care, In hopes that Masterlawlz soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Family Man danced in their heads. And Snally with her baby and I with my magacap Had just settled our brains for a long banning's nap. When out on the discord there arose such a clatter, I logged in with my alt to see whats the matter. The moon on the bussy of the new-fallen snow, Gave a lustre of midday to the shitposts below. When what to my wondering eyes did behold, but a moderator team of all incels followed, And He whilsted and reed and called them by name, "Now, Ann! Now Joan! Now Darqwolff and Marco! On Riemann, on Saruh, on Justcool and Geraldo to the top of the feed to the top of /r/all Now ban away! ban away! ban away all!" as the seriousposts that the mdfugees post they mute and they ban till cringeanarchy is toast. So to each unapprovedcel they clicked on their name, with a ben10 flair, the lawlz has no shame. then saw on my screen as i was still aloof, zhcyiD9 reposted for goofs. stickied at the top the lawls moved his new text, knocking out cdace's dinopost with his fanatic sect. a jpegged out dog he was holding with a smile on his face, he went straight to work banning users with grace. The mayos minus TSwift, the Cafugees and azncels, the chapos, the srdines, and unapprovedcels. with 10% left and all of them lurkers, Lawlz gave me a platy and said take this their endangered. And away he logged out, like a bussy so so right, "Happy Bannings to all, and to all a good night!"