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I agree with the skepticism. Always remember to never trust gussy.

It’s her brother. She made a video of her shitting her pants that went viral. That’s how she ended up on tosh

Thinking smashing buss is an insult

😂😂

Foids, man 🤦‍♂️

"Well you're gay."

Outdated strategy smh.

What is the video called?

Pretty hot.

She is, unironically.

I meant the fart. She can fart on me any time. 💨 💨 💨

She can fart on my DICK haha you know what I'm saying

i'm afraid i don't

Basically what I'm saying is I want to put my dick inside her. You get me?

it must be fucking wild to see - as an expecting father - a child drop out of the expecting mother whose race doesn't match either.

Yeah man. Story time! So I know a guy who's sister is a disaster. She's a mayo 35 year old woman married to a mayo 35 y/o dude. Starts messing around with another mayo married man. Gets pregnant, confesses to her husband it might not be his, drama ensues when both couples now know about the infidelity, ruins the marriage, etc etc... 9 months later with BOTH men at the hospital waiting for delivery, baby comes out 9 hours later... Its a boy!... a fuzzy headed basketball american boy. Lmao

Okay. I have a story, about the ONE time this wrong race baby was true. I can’t confirm much of this, but I’ve heard it told a few times. Briefly...

My dad used to work really blue-collar jobs. At one he had a coworker that was ridiculous. Constantly filthy, often drunk, and virulently racist. Flew a confederate flag off of his truck, would tell people he was going to spend his weekend “driving around beating up niggers”. The whole nine yards. He has a kid, kid is black, he freaks out. Mom convinces him she didn’t cheat, so he stays.

Couple years later, another kid, also black. He loses his shit in the hospital, demands paternity tests and all. So she eventually takes a test. It’s his. That was when people started noticing things about this dude. They assumed his, uh, darker complexion was due to working in the sun and rarely showering. His hair was sort of blonde, but was extremely short and wiry. He had blue eyes, but some very unusual facial characteristics. Dude was straight up half-black, product of cheating I assume. The way it was told to me was it was almost like an optical illusion; his constant race-obsession and confederate flag waving like precluded the possibility (also this was a long ass time ago) but when you dropped all of that it was incredibly obvious he was biracial.

Apparently happy ending, shockingly. The mom was mayo-trash and eventually picked up addictions and left. He raised the kids and from what I’ve heard the last time a family member ran into him in town the kids were clean, wearing good clothes, and introduced themselves (that alone is fucking astounding behavior in this city). But yeah that’s the only time I’ve heard of this old wrong race baby routine being plausible.

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Lol that’s great. Reminds me of Cletus from the Chapelle Show. Good to hear they’re doing ok once they cut the drug addicted mayo 🤢🤮 out of their life.

Yep, oddly Shakespearean. And the mayo foid was the problem all along.

And the mayo foid was the problem all along.

As always.

Woke

Lmao why the fuck did they wait until the baby was actually born ? They could have requested a non-invasive neonatal paternity test.It’s an extremely common procedure and I believe most insurances cover that.

I've never heard of a neo natal paternity test covered by insurance. They're typically quite expensive too

Idk,mine did. I just researched it and it looks like it costs between 1500-2000 bucks. That’s about as much as a really shitty used car. You would think the family would try to work together to get the money instead of literally showing up to the hospital while the baby was being delivered. But who knows.

I'm not saying it's not worth it for normal people, but if you're a poor you definitely don't have that kind of money.

It’s much cheaper than supporting a child for 18+ years. I mean, unless OP’s entire family is literally homeless and destitute, I just don’t see it being plausible lol

I think you're massively over estimating the intelligence and means of dumb white trash. I doubt they even knew such a test was an option

My cousin showed up to a family gathering to show everyone his baby. He comes in with a baby that is very blatantly hispanic/black or something, just very dark.

So we all assume the mother is black or hispanic. The mother walks in and it's a fucking ginger as pale as we are.

People are delusional, often they'll just assume the baby is theirs because they don't want to believe they're being had.

I need a tl;dr on this because I'm too busy to look it up myself but at first glance... just fucking wow.

Around a FOID

Be PARANOID

AVOID THE FOID

I’m not gonna lie, that was my first thought. But we don’t have enough evidence to say either way.

I am astonished how we became so progressive that we went from burn that witch to belive that bitch.

Yeah lol, most religious girl in my class gives guys BJ's for homework work.

Sounds like it’s pretty successful.

Story is probably a larp

You go through this shit and I'm petty sure the lady thing on your mind is going to be posting it on reddit for karma

Good point. It is Reddit. But we might as well entertain it as at least a hypothetical.

And her being Catholic enough to keep the baby doesn’t mean she’s too Catholic to cheat.

If she’s a good catholic and really confessed her sins to a priest, that doesn’t give her a license to commit another sin and abort her baby.

Bust out a small bag of coke and catholic school girls will do anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you want in bed.

Perfectly ok to be skeptical here.

Not ok to fall for bait this obvious though.

When dealing with a foid you have to remember that they are willing to say or do just about anything to avoid taking responsibility for their actions

the tone of one's chirping is paramount, they're a lot like birds like that.

Fuck you, Shoresy

Yeah, she didn't scream hard enough while being raped imo, that means she was enjoying it and was like 'Wow I'm glad this kind man gave me this great excuse to have sex outside of marriage by raping me'. And she apparently decided he was such a rapist Chad that she needed to see that beautiful seed they made.

Yikes, incel. Have sex.

A week ago I approached a woman on the street. She was 6/10. Kinda too much make up. But I thought I still had a chance to make love with her. I was very polite. But she still rejected me. I punched her and tried to rape her. She screamed for help and tried to fight back. And some random guy came and knocked me out of my counciousness. I didnt have sex that night and I stayed virgin. What I want to say that it is by far more harmful to say no than getting raped. When you get raped you might actually enjoy it. But if you say no to a nice guy, the guys self-esteem is completely destroyed and he might even end his life. Also the girl probably went to a night club and got "raped" by some chad while being intoxicated. TL;DR raping should be legal and saying no to an offer to have sex should be illegal. Because the counsequences are way worse.

Lmao what piece of shut goes after gussy instead of bussy. Fuck You!

The fact that a comment like this can still be upvoted on Reddit gives me hope. Can you copy and paste this to TrollX one time and get back to me with the results. Thanks.

That sub would self destruct. Que DramaGate.

This is literally the only hope an incel ever has of sleeping with someone who's not a prostitute, so I understand. This is why incels oppose abortion generally too, they know their line is going to end for certain if, when finally with up the courage to go rape a woman finally, she just goes and gets it vacuumed. That's their only shot at fatherhood and making a cute little incel Jr.

Oh fuck

She probably did cheat tho. Like how she in that situation?

Uhhh dude another guy stuck his penis in her vagina. By definition she was cheating. Only thing left to do now is bury her up to her shoulders and go fetch some stones.

glad to see that watermark08 has finally ascended from whiny dweeb into the realm of based redpilled god

keep it up lil guy :)

Fake and homosexsual

Big if gay

/r/atheism weighs in with their opinions on the matter

Yep. They banned me for saying the boyfriend was an asshole and that adoption exists.

Thouchy assholes over there.

They did the right thing

Rapists lines need to end

Narrator: She did.

I got banned from r/atheism over this post and I didn’t even call OP a liar (I thought it but didn’t say it).

What I said was:

(1) the boyfriend is an asshole (for dumping her), and

(2) “adoption exists”.

That’s it. That will get you banned from the whole subreddit.

I’ve tried getting my kids involved with atheist communities before, going to atheist “church service” type gatherings and things. Just made them hate other atheists. Shit like this makes me see their point.

He bailed on his girlfriend the first time they encountered anything stressful, leaving her to deal on her own. What if the lifelong stress he didn’t want to deal with was, say, a stroke that left her paralyzed? He’d clearly be the asshole there. In this instance, it’s not even clear that she’d raise the baby, just give birth to it, in which case this stressful event will last less than a year. This guy sounds like he’s a real my-way-or-the-Highway kind of guy. Getting rid of this loser now is probably the best thing to happen to this girl. Can you imagine the tantrums he will continue to throw as life progresses?

I’d rather be an asshole than pay to raise a rape baby

Abortion should be banned and women who get raped should be stoned

Inshallah

No one is looking for relationship advice from a weeb pedo though, so your opinion is shit as usual

When did she choose to get raped? Literally you are leaving her because of something she had no control over. Since this subreddit is a bunch of anti abortion prudes the existence of abortion is irrelevant, it's a moral abomination and shouldn't be considered an option after all.

Literally you guys believe that abortion should be banned, but that it's also a great excuse to dump used goods for a fresh virgin, and that it's existence means that child support should be entirely optional for males. Literally just an obvious combination of self interested young white male positions.

Literally this sub is 90%+ young white males, there is not a single instance of it taking a position that's not in the interest of young white males. Even when two things are inherently mutually exclusive and logically contradictory, this sub somehow supports both in different instances as long as both happen to be to the benefit of young white males. But also it's apparently impermissible to question the objectivity of white men in power, that's the most racist thing in the universe, or question the basis of decisions made by bodies composed disproportionately of them.

And then in other circumstances, you'll defend white males acting in a self interested way literally by saying something like, 'its natural for people to favor their own'. Yeah no duh that's why people don't fucking trust you to make all the decisions in government by yourself, we know damn well you favor your own and can't be trusted to be fair and neutral. Neutrality and justice in government can only be achieved by balancing your self interest with that of others.

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What if the lifelong stress he didn’t want to deal with was, say, a stroke that left her paralyzed? He’d clearly be the asshole there.

No he wouldn't.

first time they encountered anything stressful

TIL raising a child that's not yours (he says she wants to keep it not give it up for adoption) is "anything stressful" and not a life changing event.

Teh fuck is an atheist church service, is that a real movement or something? Lol.

going to atheist “church service” type gatherings

Don't do that. Go to Unitarian or Buddhist services if you're looking for a community vibe every weekend

that’s fucking gay bro

Abortion should only be banned in cases of rape and incest

I was raped, I kept the baby and he's the happiest lil thing in the world. He was my something beautiful from something awful. I'm not anti abortion I just know I couldn't have one, I'd torture myself for the rest of my life over the what ifs. And sure, the paternal dna may be from a scumbag, but that baby is half her too, that's the half I focus on.

reminder that people this stupid actually exist. hey guys how did we a punish a rapist? women: not report it and grow his spawn FOR FREE instead. awesome.

Lol I did report it. He got a 4 month suspended sentence. Went through a year of being torn apart for the judge to say Meh, what he did wasn't that bad, and then the shitbag walked out of court.

Seems legit

solid plan of rewarding him by carrying his demon spawn you idiot

I did report. Nice conjecture there. He went to jail. Not for rape, for assaulting his roommate. The Crown decided that there was not enough evidence for rape. My rapist was a friend of a friend. I knew him well enough to not be scared of him when I met him. He raped me at a party at his house, and his roommate was aware something had happened between us. He assaulted his roommate when his roommate called the police to confirm parts of the story he witnessed during the investigation. I had a witness, and the Crown still didn't think they could get a conviction for rape. As it was, he spent all of six months in jail. For beating the shit out of a witness to what happened. At some point I had to let go. My pregnancy saved my life, allowed me to go on and become a successful adult, to have a family. It hasn't been perfect, but it has been good. She's 18, she's beginning to figure out adulthood, she's amazing. My rapist went on and got married and had kids, so his spawn still would be existing without me. I wouldn't be surprised if he regularly rapes his wife. His wife has been frequently hospitalized because he is an abusive alcoholic. He kept getting thrown in jail and daddy kept getting him out. Daddy died last year from cancer. My rapist was arrested in March for drunk driving ( his sixth charge in 18 years). Without Daddy here to intimidate everyone, he might face real time this time around. The world has always been populated by victims of rape. This is a fact. They are your ancestors. Being angry at the women who choose to have their rapists babies means being angry at your own existence. It must be exhausting to be this angry. I feel nothing but sorrow for you. To be that hateful and angry... I have no need to be vengeful. My life is good. I did all I could at the time to get justice, but the system is set up against it. The fact is violent criminals get off scot free all the time because the people in charge of justice let them. This isn't the fault of victims. We can do everything right and still get nothing. But I am not going to let that stop me from living my best life.

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Definitely cheated. Reddit loves to say "well what if she didn't cheat but was raped" but no it's almost always cheating.

even suggesting the possibility that she cheated means you hate women, typical reddit.

i mean statistically the odds are literally almost impossible that a random stranger raped her and she got pregnant, also, she wants to keep the rape baby, which is super fucking weird.

if the first conclusion you come to isn't her cheating you're a mega brainlet.