But.. but my pibble would never do anything wrong!

25  2019-05-04 by Djevul

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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Despite making up just 13% of dogs, pibbles make up 50% of child biting cases

my dog = comparable to a black person

you hate my dog, therefore you hate black people and are a racist

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+teleports behind baby+

Despite making up 13% of cutie breeds of doggos. 50% of pibbles make up extreme kissy wissy sessions.