today is this Great Patriot's birthday, but google isn't brave enough to give him a doodle smh 😤😤

93  2019-05-05 by Rentokill_boy

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smash that upvote button to smash capitalism

That IS praxis.

Communism will win

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Who painted this? That hair 😻😻😻

I think it's a colourised photo

amazing work regardless

It was coloured by the miracle that is dialectical materialism.

I dunno. Looks more like a photo from a wax figurine

Gimme that stuck my face through the doggy door look fam

If he were alive today, that shirt would be covered in Cheeto dust and there would be at least one jolly rancher somewhere in his beard

He'd likely be even more slovenly than that tbh. He was an impressive drunk.

So he would look and smell like a YuGiOh competitor?

Marx would never play that quasi mystical trash 😡

I thought Marks was that fairy tale author? 🤔🤔🤔

You are this close to joining the 90%. 😡

It's over for cardcels

I believe in equality. Make him join the 90%.

Damn he’s just like me

Marx is the ultimate daddy.

Daddy! 😍

I wonder how much he would make a month on Patreon.

he would be banned for his woke racial takes

Karl Marx, who complained of excruciating boils, actually suffered from a chronic skin disease with known psychological effects that may well have influenced his writings, a British expert said on Tuesday.

Sam Shuster, professor of dermatology at the University of East Anglia, believes the revolutionary thinker had hidradenitis suppurativa (HS) in which the apocrine sweat glands — found mainly in the armpits and groin — become blocked and inflamed.

“In addition to reducing his ability to work, which contributed to his depressing poverty, hidradenitis greatly reduced his self-esteem,” said Shuster, who published his findings in the British Journal of Dermatology.

“This explains his self-loathing and alienation, a response reflected by the alienation Marx developed in his writing.”

Shuster based his diagnosis on an analysis of Marx’s extensive correspondence, in which he wrote to friends about his health and described his skin lesions as “curs” and “swine”.

“The bourgeoisie will remember my carbuncles until their dying day,” Marx told Friedrich Engels in a letter from 1867.

Pour one out for the carbuncles

my god I've never heard such rubbish before in all my life

sam shuster more like sam shyster

Gottem

But really Karl wanted us to remember his carbuncles, we owe it to him.

workers of the world unite! you have nothing to lose but your boils

santa claus

Santa is a capitalist pig, why do you think rich kids get better toys?

Fun fact: The cemetery where Marx is buried is owned by a charity, and they charge an entry fee.

Some modern-day admirers of Marx who want to abolish private property are understandably upset that it’s not free to get in. “There are no depths of irony, or bad taste, to which capitalists won’t sink if they think they can make money out of it,” whined one 24-year-old Marxist to The Wall Street Journal.

It gets better:

The cemetery’s chapel at one point sold mugs and postcards with Marx’s likeness on them. And, about 20 years ago, the Friends of Highgate Cemetery, the charity that maintains it, permitted an Italian fashion brand to stage a photo shoot around Marx’s grave to promote a new line of sportswear emblazoned with Cyrillic characters.

Old boy Marx taking Ls from the grave

It's an absolute travesty as I would like to go there more often but I feel I can't justify paying the fee

Beautiful cemetery though

ZZ top lookin fly! 😎

SANTA!

he looks like "god".