I'm Ruk. I'm scared of Katie. Everyone needs a lawyer. AMA!

58  2019-05-06 by kxvz

Since the last AMA, I've realized how terrible I am at judging a person's character. I've celebrated Easted; been arrested; joined the Quakers, the DSA, and a group of radical retirees; and decided to start a nonprofit (click here to help us get a lawyer.)Edit: fuck the admins.

Now I'm about to go get my dog shaved and that might take a while, so in the meantime I'll answer more questions from my dear frenemies on this sub.

Ask me anything!

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Can you tell us more about what Katie lied about? Were the funds donated to the Autism Shouts campaign used primarily for you, or for Katie? And now, since Katie is gone, are you taking all the money for it? Why should we still support the Autistic Anarchist Fund?

  1. That is going to take hours to explain. We don't know what exactly was true and what was total bullshit. Tom and I are working on a few podcast episodes to explain the story of Katie.

  2. All funds donated to /katie-is-free have been given either to Katie's therapist or one of the Quakers who are caring for her. I additionally spent thousands of dollars on her care from my credit card.

  3. /katie-is-free has been closed. I started a new one, /Autism-Shouts-Now , which will be used to hire a lawyer to help do the legal stuff for creating an actual non-profit.

  4. Because we have better ideas than the fucking capitalist Nauts.

If we can build a society where people who are so socially unacceptable as the anarcho-Auts can achieve liberation, everyone else will benefit along with us.

very interesting. a couple more questions for you, if you'd be so kind.

  1. so you are no longer taking care of/helping out Katie?
  2. is she in safe hands? like, her family knows where she's at and she's having her medical needs taken care of?
  1. I am helping her but keeping a distance. She was seeming to develop some kind of co-dependency thing and I can't handle even 5% of the social interaction that she was requiring. I really need my own space and quiet. Katie needs constant interaction and reassurance, which isn't something I can do.

  2. She is safe. She's with a bunch of wonderfully kind-hearted Quakers who are able to see the best in her and are extremely patient. She hates most of her family but she's gotten in contact with the one relative she likes. She has gotten basic medical and psychological care. She refuses the level of care that I and others tend to think she needs, but that's her right. She's an adult and she doesn't have to go to the doctor if she doesn't want to. I hope that she will eventually become less scared of doctors and seek more care.

post nudes

They are in Discord.

https://discord.gg/SMEk4rc

She already did.

Sauce?

I can't handle even 5% of the social interaction that she was requiring

Ikr. This is why I can't manage a small dog on my own. 😔

Autism?

No, just because they're too damn demanding. Like omg we were out for a 60 minute walk and you still want to play tug-of-war?

Wouldn't you still be bored if all you did all day was go for a walk? I'd want to play tug too. Does the dog have a job? Most dogs like to have work to do.

Yeah. That's why, if I may paraphrase 1990s Hillary, it takes a village to raise a puppy.

Where do you live that no one wants to play with a puppy?

Well all my neighbors do, but it's kind of awkward because you gotta stand there and think of something to say during that time.

You need to take lessons in Autism culture.

I've got 72 hours in Factorio. I'm pretty sure that counts.

What do you think about communication without words?

Seriouspost: I think it doesn't work when you have to deal with law enforcement and shit like that, so everyone better gain a basic proficiency at using their words, even if they've got a better way to communicate.

Abolish laws.

How did you spend 1000's if dollars from your credit card when just a month ago you were complaining on discord about how you don't have money to eat?

Who do you like to hang with more, the Quakers or the DSA?

Who do you like to hang with more, the Quakers or the DSA?

My favorite is a "nearly 80" year old "itinerant theater director" who is involved with both.

The Quakers can be a bit rigid in their process but enough among them are sincere political radicals that I feel at home among them and learn a lot from them about love and forgiveness. I cherish them more than I ever thought I could value human beings. They have somewhat restored my hope that this species can be anything other than a parasite.

The DSA seems to be a bunch of inexperienced internet "activists" who know how to talk politics like someone who's been to college but hasn't ever sheltered a homeless person in their own living room. They literally cheered when I suggested that we stop engaging with the city council on their terms and instead take actions that put our issues in their face 24/7 so they can't ignore us. They seem very young and ignorant about how the systems of power function and I hope to be able to get them to start listening to my Quaker Friends. I'm running for delegate to their national meeting and will be encouraging the other Quakers to do so as well.

Oh yeah and why were you arrested? Trespassing and Public Intoxication. I'm innocent and will be proving that in real court next month, not internet court. I have a lawyer.

I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

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Go away unless you are going to pay my rent, bot. No automation without taxation!

This but unironically

Did you think I was being ironic? The increase in material production while standards of living for workers decline is a problem. I'm theologically opposed to money, but if we are going to have it, there needs to be a 100% tax on automation, with the produced goods made available to displaced workers at no cost.

Something something Petr Kropotkin.

My favorite is a "nearly 80" year old "itinerant theater director"

Is his name Andre?

Nicholas.

Drat

How can I meet Andre. What are their thoughts on simple dress and the Testimony of Simplicity?

Sorry mate, haven't the foggiest. Itinerant theatre director and all, he has no real fixed address. I'm not sure if he even knows what e-mail is tbh. Last time I saw him was at the Café des Artistes, but that has to be 35 years ago if not more. Like 81? 82 maybe? Good times.

His spiritual nature is complex and multi faceted. He had a religious awakening while buried alive during a performance piece on Hallow-e'en one year, and spent several weeks in the forests of Poland with a troupe of actors who spoke no English that he describes as truly humbling.

I wouldn't be surprised if it is the same person going by another name now. This one said he's close to 80. Has a South African accent. Gives great hugs.

He would be in that age range for sure, and I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's intentionally putting distance between himself and his old life by taking on a new name.

The next time you see him could you please tell him Wally says hi, just in case?

I will indeed! And I bet that even if this guy is not the same person, he will play the role of your Andre. He's quite a charming character.

Those two are a match made in heaven. The Quakers were the DSA of the 1600s. Instead of actually accomplishing anything they'd just lounge around smoking tobacco and talking about how it got them in touch with God.

Do you have even a basic understanding of Quaker theology?

No, and I don't care much about their theology, but I am interested in their place in history. It's funny how one group of 1600s English religious fanatics like the Fifth Monarchists were destroyed within a generation but the Quakers have somehow managed to adapt enough to still exist in some vestigial form to this day.

There isn't anything vestigial about the Quakers. They are very active and have had a huge influence on political history. Anarcho-monarchism is real. There is no authority but God, and God speaks directly through the community. Friendship and nonviolence are enduring values that any community that wants to continue existing should cultivate.

Myself and another Quaker/theater director decided yesterday to begin our campaign for president or nonpresident. We are guaranteed to win.

Richard Nixon was a Quaker

What did you get arrested for?

Trespassing and Public Intoxication. I'm innocent and will be proving that in real court next month, not internet court. I have a lawyer.

You are innocent of being intoxicated?

I wasn't in public either!

Fuck you. This has no captions. r/deaf would like a word with you.

Ok, here you go:

https://www.quotes.net/mquote/11173

I got thrown out of a bar in New York City. Now, when I say I got thrown out of a bar, I don't mean someone asked me to leave, and we walked to the door together, and I said, "Bye everyone, I gotta go!" Six bouncers picked me up and hurled me out of that bar like I was a Frisbee. Those big old New York bouncers that think about bouncing. They hang out with other bouncers, talking about bouncing. They go home at night and watch Road House and fondle themselves. For wearing a hat. I walk into a bar and the bouncer comes over to me, real pissy, and goes, "Take off the hat!" I'm like, "What's the deal?" He goes, "I'll tell you what the deal is. Gay people in this area wear hats; we're tryin' to keep them out of our club!" Oh really? The only way we can tell down in Texas is if they have their hair cut like, yours. And he got all pissed. Anyway, I took off the hat, and he walked away. About an hour later, I was drinking and I forgot. Ever forget? It happened to me. I put the hat on, and he comes back over. Now, I'm between six-one and six-six depending on which convenience store I'm leaving. I weigh two hundred and thirty pounds, and this guy comes over, poking me in the shoulder. He says, "You're outta here!" and I said, "I don't think so, Scooter!" And I was wrong. They hurled me out of that bar. And then they squared off with me in the parking lot, and I backed down from the fight, cause I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy little piece of information, right there. The police got called because we broke a chair on the way out, and I refused to pay for it. I refused to pay for it cause we broke it over my thigh. And at that point, I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability. The cop was like, "Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk in public-KA!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar! They, threw me into public-KA! I don't want to be drunk in public! I wanna be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal! Arrest them!" He didn't arrest them, instead he had me do a field sobriety c

still unemployed then?

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Its main purpose is mocking those attempting to abuse superior social skills or knowledge to dominate conversations with long high effort posts.

It is poorly trained. You should replace it with an Autistic person.

We already have several autistic moderators and users. The bot was designed by an autistic moderator.

There is a difference between Autism and intellectual disability.

You'll fit right in here

Why do you think I posted here? This sub is going to help me get elected president.

Thank you very much for taking the time to add captions. Accessibility for all is critical if we seek to achieve liberation.

The Deaf community has been so inspiring to me. Autism is not the same as deafness/hearing loss, but the effect of having difficulty with oral communication can be similar. I am very grateful for the work that the Deaf community has done in finding an effective path towards accessibility for Autistic people.

Ron White is the man.

Ruk get help.

Please send help. GoFund me.com/Autism-Shouts-Now

Remove the space. Admins are anti-Autism.

Godspeed queen.

I need a new co-Queen. Katie is kinda scary now.

How scary?

Well, she hid a knife in the seat of my car.

What kind of knife? How big? Fixed blade or folding? Kitchen knife or survival knife? Can you post a picture of the knife?

Damn that needs cleaned.

So what’s the sex like?

I don't fuck her. I'm not into being someone's rebound or their first girlfriend. I prefer women who have already "explored" their sexuality and know for sure that they are gay.

Have you considered such a hardline stance has driven her to attention seeking behavior?

What do you mean? How is it "a hardline stance" that I choose who I fuck? No one deserves a girlfriend just because they want one, not even the NEETs.

I’m pretty sure she deserves a pity fuck, look how she's lashing out for attention. If you’re not providing for her needs, should we be surprised she’s getting weird?

No one deserves sex.

That's not what my uncle said.

I'm sorry for your fucked up family.

It was consensual, but thank you for your sympathies.

If your uncle convinced you to have sex with him because he deserved it, you may want to write about this and send it to your therapist. I wish you the best.

I've been to two therapists already, and they both advised me to carry out my duties as a nephew without complaint for the good of the family 🤷🏿‍♂️

Are these therapists also your uncle?

Only one of them, the other one is my Imam.

Well, so long as you are all adults and are happy with the arrangements. It's not my cup of tea though.

Don't knock it till you try it.

Sorry but it’s a human right 🤷🏻‍♀️ I give my wife sex on demand, what makes you special to refuse the needs of others?

I'm not for homosexuality

There is no such thing as heterosexual or homosexual. Humanity is one flesh. r/radicalChristianity

I've been subscribed there longer than you've been sucking on cat

I never sucked a cat. They have fur.

I don't recognize the logo right off, but that knife has some hints of being a very nice quality folder. I suspect it's worth some money. Can you take a picture of the other side, especially up to the base of the blade, where it meets the handle?

Ok, I located the source of it, and it's not worth anything substantial. It is a surprising nice quality blade for being a chinese import knockoff, but it's not worth any money that you could sell it for.

I didn't plan to sell it to begin with.

I understand that, at first I was thinking that since you needed money, if it was worth something you could sell it. But turns out it's just a decent decent knock-off copy of other nicer knives.

Katie's darling husband/captor/co-NEET u/rex0411lol is apparently stalking me on this AMA and is pming me about this knife as if I care about this. I don't give a fuck about this item or any of the other shit that was abandoned in my car.

Sorry to hear that. I was only curious because I am a bit of a knife aficionado.

Get rid of it and walk away. Go to any nearest social services and tell them you need help. Stop posting on reddit, stop doing the things that have led you to this point.

I don't need or want a social services agency. I am happy enough with my life.

I am happy enough with my life.

Don't lie to me.

I don't need money. I need basic food, water, and shelter. I want resources to do more useful things with my life. Money is a distraction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgct3Jn8pFA

[Homer, feeling behind the couch for a peanut he dropped, finds a twenty dollar bill instead]

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.

Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer: Explain how.

Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: Woo-hoo!

Money is a sin.

No, love of money is the sin. Money itself is just fine and very useful.

Read more of the red letters in the Bible.

Funny you mention that.

what the fuck?

I don't even know anymore. She hid it in my seat. Not even her side of the car. Really weird.

If there's some weird sex slave cult out to get her, isn't that exactly what she should be doing?

I'm 95% sure that there isn't.

no, really?

She refuses to make a report on her own to the police or law enforcement. She demands that I do so for her, after writing down what she wants said. She acts as though it is too stressful for her to speak on the phone, yet she can go on Discord VC for hours with people who don't question her claims.

If this was real and there were actually children in danger, she would be doing everything possible to help them, not wasting weeks making no reports of her own and encouraging me to "help" by making what I now believe were false reports designed to upset me and make me more insistent on demanding help for the kids. I've contacted the main investigator to tell him that I recant all prior reports, and encourage him to reach out to her directly, as she is capable of speech.

Admins are anti-Autism.

then explain u/MasterLawlz

Who is that?

Our in-house autist.

Can I be your homeless autist?

Honestly I think we could be persuaded to replace Lalwz with you.

What are the benefits of the role?

You're allowed to stick any post you make, no matter how interesting or not any other stickies might be.

Any other benefits? What are the downsides?

You can ban those who annoy offend or abuse you. You might have to help remove people who abuse our hospitality for their own twisted means from the subreddit.

Ok I'll do it. Please post low quality nudes on quaker gulag discord though. I am powered by nudity and hostility.

is what you renamed your discord?

Yeah people kept making the same jokes over and over about it being acronym MAN, so we changed it after a long discussion about Nazis and anarchists.

What are the downsides?

Being u/Masterlawlz.

Benefits? Endlessly mocked and derided in any and every thread so lots of good dopamine hits

Downsides? You have to blog a lot and post / reply with walls of text

Why do you mock and deride this person, or any other?

To give him the dopamine he needs to continue living

Ok, I will do it. Send me please a numbered list of expectations. I like to be helpful and also I like to make people laugh.

Please also talk to Lalwz. Can we both do this together? If he likes this, I don't want to take away his joy. But it sounds fun to be able to highlight important issues that may not be caught by a bullshit democracy system voting such as Reddit. So I would like to be co-Autist with Lalwz.

Also, in Autism culture tradition, we come in 10s, not individuals. An individual can be led astray by egoism. Keeping Auts in groups of 10+, we are happier and the quality of our efforts is higher. Keeping us alone can permanently damage our ability to communicate and live dignified lives. Residential schools for Autistic people must be understood as a civil right so that we can form our groups and contribute to society.

In Judaism, a prayer is best heard by God when offered by a group of ten men, a minyan. Among the Autistic people, we don't discriminate based on sex, but it is common agreement that we are happier when we can be around others like us, and that ~10 is good to avoid individual egoism shit.

You have to post embarrassing pictures to even be co differed,

But sure we can replace autistics.

I mean she has posted her chewed up bologna along with other pictures

Ehhh not good enough

I post nudes on discord pretty regularly.

https://discord.gg/SMEk4rc

You cannot ethically replace an Aut unless you have aided them on a path to more satisfying work. If you would cast aside my brother because you find me to have more value to you, without ensuring his well-being, fuck you. I'll join an Autist in collective work for collective liberation. We are not replace us like cogs in a machine. We demand dignity and civil rights.

u/MasterLawlz , don't let these Nauts fuck with you or take away any power. We are on the same team. Do not compromise with those who might seek to oppress you. We are not in competition, but collaboration. Let's work together and show the Nauts what we are capable of.

Imagine thinking /u/masterlawlz is your ally 😂

Imagine thinking u/MasterLawlz and I are not same person. 🥰

What is your opinion of DSA?

The DSA seems to be a bunch of inexperienced internet "activists" who know how to talk politics like someone who's been to college but hasn't ever sheltered a homeless person in their own living room. They literally cheered when I suggested that we stop engaging with the city council on their terms and instead take actions that put our issues in their face 24/7 so they can't ignore us. They seem very young and ignorant about how the systems of power function and I hope to be able to get them to start listening to my Quaker Friends. I'm running for delegate to their national meeting and will be encouraging the other Quakers to do so as well.

Do you b want to say what chapter you are running in? And any potential caucuses you might join? Up to you of course.

What plans did you have in place to put it in their face 24/7?

I'm not telling you where I'm located currently.

All of life politics is intertwined. My problems as a disabled person are just a different flavor of your problems as an r/drama mod. Identity is a distraction. If there is an anti-caucus caucus, I'll join that one.

I found the mayor's home address and am organizing a group of homeless friends to picket outside their house nearly 24/7 until they fix the issues surrounding the lack of dignity and resource access for the homeless people in this town. We will also picket outside their office. Basically wherever the mayor goes, we will go, until the mayor either quits or helps us in a meaningful way.

Santa Barbara?

Anyway, Ruk, if you make it as a delegate to national, DSA will forever be the Autistic Democrats of America. I am cheering you on from the sidelines.

forever be the Autistic Democrats of America

Wrong. Once we abolish nations and democracy, only Autism will remain.

you ain't wrong, sister!

sister

Are you gendering me? I thought we were post-gender already.

sister's what i call my everybody, which is actually post-post-gender if you think about it.

Why do we need double post? We haven't even abolished masculinity yet.

No. Do you have any advice for becoming elected as delegate?

I literally am too drunk to understand what this thread is about. That said, you’re absolutely correct about all of this, and we should burn this entire festering pit of postulating corruption. Thanks for the inspiration.

The thread is about why you and I should be friends, get elected to DSA convention, and take drugs together.

That sounds awesome, and I’m stoked to have a friend! But, hopefully we can just cut out that whole part where I have to talk to any more god damn DSA officers - and skip straight to the drugs.

we can just cut out that whole part where I have to talk

You need to level up your Autism. Once you perfect the Autism, you do not need to speak at all.

Sage advice I feel like I’ve really learned something here.

Read it again when you're sober and PM me.

Are you the kidnapper autist or the girl that the autist the kidnapper autist is going to sell?

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Yes.

I'm guessing your the kidnapper one. Why are you afraid of your victim you've made homeless?

I did not kidnap her. She convinced me of a bunch of bullshit because she saw me as a means to improve her situation. I went there because I believed it was the right thing to do. She now has access to a much bigger community and many more resources than before.

So you're saying you got played by an autist? You didn't answer why you are afraid of her?

I'm not sure she is even Autistic tbh.

You didn't answer why you are afraid of her?

You should spend a month living with her and find out for yourself.

log off

no u

Does your attorney know about your Reddit activity?

Which attorney?

How many do you have?

How are you paying for them?

I have two. I need at least three more.

In your mind, what do you think that three extra attorneys would provide that the two you already have don't?

Experience in different areas of law. A civil rights lawyer isn't the right lawyer for a criminal case, for example.

Do share what sorts of legals needs an upstanding autist like you foresee having? 🤔

How are you paying for the two you have?

One is through a legal aid program and the second is a friend.

And how will you acquire three more? You do know they cost money, ja?

Make better posts. Be funny.

You first.

Ok. I'll block you. Hilarious!

😘

who are you and who is katie

What is Katie?

A social role.

A response to trauma.

I don't know anymore. We are the roles we play. I'm too Autistic to really understand bad faith stuff, but I took enough theater classes to know how to improvise a character. I feel very disconnected from society to have a strong feeling about who I ought to be. I don't see much inherent difference between who I am at my core and who you are, other than the flavors of abuse we have experienced and the coping options available to us.

i dont think im smart enough to understand whats going on here unfortunately but i bid you a good day

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/ba5o61/olga_and_katie_and_are_making_a_podcast_ask_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

That paints somewhat of a picture lol. It’s from a month ago, that’s got Katie and Ruk info. Ruk is a known lolcow who’s an autist and schemer. She posted this time about how she escaped a autist sex slave trader that supposedly enslaved and bred autists to farm them out as prostitutes. As everyone pretty much already knew, this wasn’t true and she’s here posting to confirm that. Last time she was like Katie’s fierce protector, lashing out to anyone that said anything remotely “mean” to her. It was probably the most autistic thing I’ve seen recently. I made a post here about it I’ll link that in a min

thanks. this is going down a deep rabbit hope tbh

who I am at my core and who you are, other than the flavors of abuse we have experienced and the coping options available to us

Well, I hope one day you are able to see distinction in yourself and others beyond some history of abuse. I am sorry I asked if you were going to get a real job now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Drk6JvfoWk

My friend you and I have come to an end You and I both looking at ourselves With our hands held high and our hearts still weak This is where our faith and life will meet We’ve lived these years waiting to hear these angels songs So now let’s go Let’s go in the memory of What his word has said to us

There will be a day When he’ll wipe our tears away There will be a time When his heart will beat as yours as mine

So I say let us be on our way Let us not fear let’s leave life behind Cause we’ve suffered long In the arms of hate But here he comes to take us both away

There will be a day When he’ll build the streets his way There will be a time When the child is free to play

There will be a day

My friend you and I will meet at the end You and I both looking at the walls Of a city built on the love of a king Built for him as his children sing There will be a day We’ll forget the other way There will be a time When all he has will become mine

There will be a day

No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.

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I don’t check the discord for a week and this is what I miss.

When are you coming on the podcast? We have been waiting for you.

https://discord.gg/SMEk4rc

Well, the podcast channel is gone, and I have received no direct messages, so I was not aware that I was asked to go on the podcast, besides the vague promise of it happening eventually.

It's listed as #propaganda now. I added a bot to record from VC. Also, 3 episodes have been posted already.

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Just don't buy socks lmao wtf just stop wearing feet garments.

Do you want to buy my socks? I like how they keep my feet warm. I also know some people are really into feet so PM me if you want to buy some dirty socks.

Look this person is clearly deranged and has issues or is a deep lark. Regardless, there is no reason do anything so drastic as to ditch socks. They are unique, their socks should be too. Socksoff has a wide variety of socks in all sizes for the whole family.

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"I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet."

How does it feel to be an inept grifter who uses autism as an excuse to be a shitty person?

Dude, you got to ease into it, you can't just fucking lay it on so thick to start.

I feel like I’m mainlining autism just trying to figure out what’s going on here.

Give up on words. Hear the message. Love and revolution.

Can I interest you in a class on Autistic culture? [email protected]

Everything I do is a class in autistic culture.

Are you Autistic? If so, please join the Quaker Gulag discord.

Tell the mods to get rid of that stupid bot.

Snappy never forgets. Snappy never forgives.

They unbanned the word Autism, too.

Vote Andre/Olga 2020

How are you finding places to live/sleep?

Day by day. Generally by being a decent person, helping others, telling people what I want, what I need, and demonstrating that I understand the difference between wants and needs.

I vaguely remember you and Katie. Didn't you guys post pictures of your pee pees on discord? If I recall correctly yours was hairy and you're obese.

Mine is hairy, Katie's is big.

Follow up question. Why don't you shave it then?

Shaving pubic hair with a razor can cause painful ingrown hairs. I have an electric trimmer that I use as desired to maintain my hair.

You should go back to the stupidpol discord

They banned me. Pls help.

Do you still have your Mohawk?

Nice 👍

Do you have one?

My hair is too short 😔

Just shave the sides with a 1mm guard. Keep doing it every week or two and you'll have the start of one in less than a month. One there is a clear length difference, you'll rarely need to shave anymore.

whyd you censor the phone

Because it has a logo of a group that I do not support. I was given the phone for free, so I'll use it. But I don't want to support the logo of this company in visual media culture.

Have u ever done any drugs?

Life is a chemical process. All we are is drugs reacting with one another.

This sub/the internet should get us elected. Our politics are decent and we are have no shame about who we are and the lives we have lived.

Oh?

Me and the itinerant theater director (Andre aka Nicholas) are running for either president or not president, on a platform of immediately abolishing presidency, cancelling democracy, and deconstructing modern industrial society.

That doesn't sound like decent politics to me.

I have alcohol and Chinese food but no fork.

But do you have SPOONS?

Most of you are insufficiently Autistic to be online and should take Autism lessons.

10/10 would get my dog to consent again

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