You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
The worst part about swordshit is how this is only the beginning. The revenue they make from this show will inspire more spinoffs and other producers to make their own wretches of the modern age.
I like me a good sword and sandal flick, but 90% of the time itβs crap. Spartacus (1960) was great, The Gladiator was good, and Hercules Bangs the Gorgons was cool, but most of the rest are shit.
Bob Guccione's Caligula is a masterpiece. Malcolm McDowell, Teresa Ann Savoy, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, John Steiner and John Gielgud amid hardcore pornographic scenes.
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Tyrion was like π€«π€«
Varys was like π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ
Euron was like π¬π¬
Cersei was like ππ
Dany was like π‘π‘
Brienne was like πͺπͺ
Greyworm was like πͺπͺ
Pod was like ππ¦
S4 started adding the dnd original scenes and veering off course from tyrions growth after he kills his father, finds out tysha is still alive and wasnt a whore.
The scenes that still followed the book were good but its when the most changes occured(although they started as early as s2 with LF).
But who cares the show is generating so much drama I don't even care anymore.
Figures that most of them aren't even drinking in a bar. This is what happens when you don't pursue the time-tested finer things in life like women, liquor, and money; you turn to dragons and superheroes.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-06
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1 Cockroach-Lord 2019-05-06
The worst part about swordshit is how this is only the beginning. The revenue they make from this show will inspire more spinoffs and other producers to make their own wretches of the modern age.
1 shaneoffline 2019-05-06
Nah, they were really thrown forward by the source material. If you can't bastardize good writing, you cant make the nextshit.
Netflix pumps out crap relentlessly and only has like 5 good seasons to show for it. HBO won't walk that same path
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-05-06
TV shows on the witcher and LOTR already in production. narnia and harry potter shows when
1 Butch_Patterson 2019-05-06
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chronicles_of_Narnia_(TV_series)
1 allendrio 2019-05-06
Hey it could be like GOT and start off good and end on averageness, thats not too bad.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-05-06
GoT is ending in a awful narrative disaster lol. This will be a LOST level breakdown.
1 allendrio 2019-05-06
I think its just average, the contrast with how good the earlier seasons were just make it seem worse than it is.
1 HiAndMitey 2019-05-06
Iβm secretly hyped for Wheel of Times
1 HardcoreNeoliberal 2019-05-06
Cape Shit is getting less popular. They need to keep profits up.
1 Cho-Cho87 2019-05-06
Almost as embarrassing as being to a subreddit. "LOL! Swordtshit!"
1 MarioBuzo 2019-05-06
Caliphate plz?
1 Soap-man 2019-05-06
I like me a good sword and sandal flick, but 90% of the time itβs crap. Spartacus (1960) was great, The Gladiator was good, and Hercules Bangs the Gorgons was cool, but most of the rest are shit.
1 preserved_fish 2019-05-06
Bob Guccione's Caligula is a masterpiece. Malcolm McDowell, Teresa Ann Savoy, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, John Steiner and John Gielgud amid hardcore pornographic scenes.
1 5odastream 2019-05-06
Ew gussy
1 HardcoreNeoliberal 2019-05-06
Spartanus (2016) was really good.
1 Sudokublackbelt 2019-05-06
HBO's Rome. And it was great because they didn't drag it out long enough for it to go to shit.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-05-06
how fucking old are you?
1 Dildokin 2019-05-06
Tick tock
1 ItsSugar 2019-05-06
Figures
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-06
He died because Dany was stupid. Hard to feel sorry for that.
1 Quietus42 2019-05-06
He died because D&D were like π€π€π€ oh yeah and pirate guy kills a dragon or some shit I dunno lol π€π€π€ and retards eat that shit up.
Yes I'm
seething
.1 ardasyenden 2019-05-06
after the winter fell episode I lost all interest in the show
(Mostly cuz weβll never see melisandreβs badonkers again)
1 ItsSugar 2019-05-06
Unironically the biggest loss in the series.
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-06
Stop objectifying wamen!!
She has a very pretty face too.
1 HardcoreNeoliberal 2019-05-06
Did we ever get to see them?
1 wiking85 2019-05-06
Repeatedly.
1 HardcoreNeoliberal 2019-05-06
Oh man. I need to rewatch some episodes. Iβm imaging small yet supple and firm.
1 wiking85 2019-05-06
You could just watch Black Book and get even more in less time.
1 HardIsLife 2019-05-06
D&D were like π€π€ Jon Snow was like ππ Sansa was like π€«π€« Tyrion was like π€«π€« Varys was like π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ Euron was like π¬π¬ Cersei was like ππ Dany was like π‘π‘ Brienne was like πͺπͺ Greyworm was like πͺπͺ Pod was like ππ¦
1 caringaboutpolitics 2019-05-06
COPE the show hasnt been good since s3 ended just enjoy the drama it generates
1 Mamalgam 2019-05-06
Iirc S4 was with Oberyn right? And Tyrion's trial. That was still great imo, it was S5 when it started going downhill
1 caringaboutpolitics 2019-05-06
S4 started adding the dnd original scenes and veering off course from tyrions growth after he kills his father, finds out tysha is still alive and wasnt a whore.
The scenes that still followed the book were good but its when the most changes occured(although they started as early as s2 with LF).
But who cares the show is generating so much drama I don't even care anymore.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-06
Didnt she just forget the entire army existed? I heard that is what the director said
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-06
Just stop.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-06
Rude!
1 nybbas 2019-05-06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoHDU0T44I
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-05-06
Bravo dnd, bravo
1 nybbas 2019-05-06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoHDU0T44I
1 ChuckBoBuck 2019-05-06
I'm gonna need a hi-res version of this. All these faces are great
1 VALIS666 2019-05-06
Figures that most of them aren't even drinking in a bar. This is what happens when you don't pursue the time-tested finer things in life like women, liquor, and money; you turn to dragons and superheroes.
1 FearOfBees 2019-05-06
Why the fuck do they all look exactly the same, the NPC meme is too real I want to go back to the 90s
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-05-06
u have to go back
1 big-thinkie 2019-05-06
Haha game throne bad
1 AnnArchist 2019-05-06
Exactly how I picture a reddit meetup
1 DmesticG 2019-05-06
Stop calling it swordshit... its cloakshit
1 SirCuljurk 2019-05-06
I thought it was dragonshit?
1 twelvefortyseven 2019-05-06
Unironically, whales on the left and soyfaces on the right.
1 Detective_Fallacy 2019-05-06
Here I am, stuck as a centrist with you.
1 Whoop_Tee_Doo 2019-05-06
mfw
1 Dildokin 2019-05-06
Wheres pur resident cloakshitter in these trying times, /u/sandorclegane_ama
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2019-05-06
Some wear capes in Game of Thrones.
https://ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com is humming right now, so I am not bored enough for /r/drama.
https://cleganebowl.reddit.com will go nuts on Sunday because the Cleganes will kill each other.