The absolute state of swordshitters

108  2019-05-06 by EasySchmitty

52 comments

You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.

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The worst part about swordshit is how this is only the beginning. The revenue they make from this show will inspire more spinoffs and other producers to make their own wretches of the modern age.

Nah, they were really thrown forward by the source material. If you can't bastardize good writing, you cant make the nextshit.

Netflix pumps out crap relentlessly and only has like 5 good seasons to show for it. HBO won't walk that same path

TV shows on the witcher and LOTR already in production. narnia and harry potter shows when

Hey it could be like GOT and start off good and end on averageness, thats not too bad.

GoT is ending in a awful narrative disaster lol. This will be a LOST level breakdown.

I think its just average, the contrast with how good the earlier seasons were just make it seem worse than it is.

I’m secretly hyped for Wheel of Times

Cape Shit is getting less popular. They need to keep profits up.

Almost as embarrassing as being to a subreddit. "LOL! Swordtshit!"

Caliphate plz?

I like me a good sword and sandal flick, but 90% of the time it’s crap. Spartacus (1960) was great, The Gladiator was good, and Hercules Bangs the Gorgons was cool, but most of the rest are shit.

Bob Guccione's Caligula is a masterpiece. Malcolm McDowell, Teresa Ann Savoy, Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole, John Steiner and John Gielgud amid hardcore pornographic scenes.

Ew gussy

Spartanus (2016) was really good.

HBO's Rome. And it was great because they didn't drag it out long enough for it to go to shit.

how fucking old are you?

Tick tock

Figures

He died because Dany was stupid. Hard to feel sorry for that.

He died because D&D were like πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ oh yeah and pirate guy kills a dragon or some shit I dunno lol πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ and retards eat that shit up.

Yes I'm seething.

after the winter fell episode I lost all interest in the show

(Mostly cuz we’ll never see melisandre’s badonkers again)

(Mostly cuz we’ll never see melisandre’s badonkers again)

Unironically the biggest loss in the series.

Stop objectifying wamen!!

She has a very pretty face too.

Did we ever get to see them?

Repeatedly.

Oh man. I need to rewatch some episodes. I’m imaging small yet supple and firm.

You could just watch Black Book and get even more in less time.

D&D were like πŸ€‘πŸ€‘ Jon Snow was like πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ Sansa was like 🀫🀫 Tyrion was like 🀫🀫 Varys was like πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Euron was like 😬😬 Cersei was like 😏😏 Dany was like 😑😑 Brienne was like πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ Greyworm was like πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ Pod was like πŸ†πŸ’¦

COPE the show hasnt been good since s3 ended just enjoy the drama it generates

Iirc S4 was with Oberyn right? And Tyrion's trial. That was still great imo, it was S5 when it started going downhill

S4 started adding the dnd original scenes and veering off course from tyrions growth after he kills his father, finds out tysha is still alive and wasnt a whore.

The scenes that still followed the book were good but its when the most changes occured(although they started as early as s2 with LF).

But who cares the show is generating so much drama I don't even care anymore.

Didnt she just forget the entire army existed? I heard that is what the director said

Just stop.

Rude!

Bravo dnd, bravo

I'm gonna need a hi-res version of this. All these faces are great

Figures that most of them aren't even drinking in a bar. This is what happens when you don't pursue the time-tested finer things in life like women, liquor, and money; you turn to dragons and superheroes.

Why the fuck do they all look exactly the same, the NPC meme is too real I want to go back to the 90s

u have to go back

Haha game throne bad

Exactly how I picture a reddit meetup

Stop calling it swordshit... its cloakshit

I thought it was dragonshit?

Unironically, whales on the left and soyfaces on the right.

Here I am, stuck as a centrist with you.

Wheres pur resident cloakshitter in these trying times, /u/sandorclegane_ama

Some wear capes in Game of Thrones.

https://ASOIAFCirclejerk.reddit.com is humming right now, so I am not bored enough for /r/drama.

https://cleganebowl.reddit.com will go nuts on Sunday because the Cleganes will kill each other.