Retarded thread about the basketball statistic gets posted to frenworld, top minds do their best to create an almost equally retarded thread

21  2019-05-07 by Iskariotes

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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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Originality is not a strong point for these guys then again neither is intelligence or humour

Says the Top Mind poster.

13/50,

wow Wat an "original" joke.. Nake better ones next time chud

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hahhahaha Omg lollllolol, chud got owned.

It’s funny watching them have to literally translate it out to the more retarded TM users

There are MULTIPLE entire subreddits dedicated to hate, tying up women, cutting yourself and conspiracies but they attack a wholesome frog meme sub.

We truly live in clown world HONK

This but ironically

Why would they post about fetish subs u ping pong

The name of that sub is supremely ironic

Why do they even bother with Reddit when 4chan is a containment site for this stuff

baste top mind wants the evil racists in gulags

https://www.reddit.com/r/TopMindsOfReddit/comments/blbkab/comment/emohs0u

In which the TOP MINDS shit everywhere and flap their arms as they try to figure out why people become conservautists. The answer may surprise you! (They're evil backwards hicks, unlike us! 🤗🤗)

At least TopMinds finally show their true colors and go full commie now.