CapeShit is Ableism

52  2019-05-07 by DerekSavageCoolCuck

27 comments

Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.

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Disabled people should just piss in the movie theater seats. CMV.

CMV

I can’t change your mind if I agree with you 🤷🏻‍♀️

They already piss on the bus seats.

Capeshitters already do that and they are not disabled in the common sense, just retarded.

it's the opposite of ableism because you have to be retarded to enjoy it.

i hate everything

capeshit discriminates against people who aren't retarded

i'm serious it's everywhere and I am exhausted by the emotional labour of being beaten over the head with advertising for childrens films every second of every day

Welcome to the new dark ages. I hope you're living right.

not bringing piss bottles to the theater like literally everyone else

It's over

what kind of a comic book fan are you if you don't piss in bottles?

fake fans smh

not having a hose connected to you penor leading to your mouth

like really my dude

Didn't read the article, but if you're trying to convince me disabled people don't spent 80-100% of the time just laying around, you've fallen on deaf ears.

They should split the movie into 3 parts do capeshitcels spend thrice as much money - genius

Ragebait..

For Jenét, having no access to a restroom for over two hours requires altering her medication schedule and limiting liquid intake for four or five hours prior to the event.

Expecting disabled people (or anyone for that matter) to hold their pee for three hours is exclusionary

FUCKING GET UP AND PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE

Other than the last hour, there's a few places during the movie where there's enough of a lull to run to pee.

Oh no, then you'd have to deal with the minor inconveniences of having a life-altering medical ailment? Well I won't stand for that.

If it's really that big of a deal, they probably should just wait until they can buy the DVD and pause it when they need to.

Imagine not being able to sit for 3 hours without having to piss.

It's over for diabetescels

don't forget about us alcoholicels

Just when I thought MTV had reached "peak woke".

What the hell has to be wrong with you to perceive sitting and doing nothing for three hours as ableist?

I would think someone who is used to having bladder problems would have adapted well enough to figure out a way around this problem. If you have to, there are articles you can look up saying when it's okay to take a pee break. CNET has one. This is just grasping at straws.

Also, I thought MTV hit peak wokeness when they began doing MTV Decoded, but I was wrong.

Wear a diaper you stupid handicapped

Lawrence of Arabia is peak oppression then, I guess. 4 hours of film? How do those poor fat burgers do it? And just think of the t-girls on spiro! And the neckbeards who stick onto their seats through the adhesive power of mountain dew and cheeto dust! There's no hope for bladdercels!

ALL CINEMAS NEED DILATION STATIONS!!!