Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
capeshit discriminates against people who aren't retarded
i'm serious it's everywhere and I am exhausted by the emotional labour of being beaten over the head with advertising for childrens films every second of every day
Didn't read the article, but if you're trying to convince me disabled people don't spent 80-100% of the time just laying around, you've fallen on deaf ears.
For Jenét, having no access to a restroom for over two hours requires altering her medication schedule and limiting liquid intake for four or five hours prior to the event.
Expecting disabled people (or anyone for that matter) to hold their pee for three hours is exclusionary
FUCKING GET UP AND PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE
I would think someone who is used to having bladder problems would have adapted well enough to figure out a way around this problem. If you have to, there are articles you can look up saying when it's okay to take a pee break. CNET has one. This is just grasping at straws.
Also, I thought MTV hit peak wokeness when they began doing MTV Decoded, but I was wrong.
Lawrence of Arabia is peak oppression then, I guess. 4 hours of film? How do those poor fat burgers do it? And just think of the t-girls on spiro! And the neckbeards who stick onto their seats through the adhesive power of mountain dew and cheeto dust! There's no hope for bladdercels!
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-07
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1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-05-07
Disabled people should just piss in the movie theater seats. CMV.
1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-07
I can’t change your mind if I agree with you 🤷🏻♀️
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-07
They already piss on the bus seats.
1 Growey 2019-05-07
Capeshitters already do that and they are not disabled in the common sense, just retarded.
1 brd4eva 2019-05-07
it's the opposite of ableism because you have to be retarded to enjoy it.
1 DmesticG 2019-05-07
i hate everything
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-05-07
capeshit discriminates against people who aren't retarded
i'm serious it's everywhere and I am exhausted by the emotional labour of being beaten over the head with advertising for childrens films every second of every day
1 devotedhero 2019-05-07
Welcome to the new dark ages. I hope you're living right.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-07
It's over
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-05-07
what kind of a comic book fan are you if you don't piss in bottles?
fake fans smh
1 kioshiacute 2019-05-07
like really my dude
1 byobombs 2019-05-07
Didn't read the article, but if you're trying to convince me disabled people don't spent 80-100% of the time just laying around, you've fallen on deaf ears.
1 Dungold 2019-05-07
They should split the movie into 3 parts do capeshitcels spend thrice as much money - genius
1 r3v79klo 2019-05-07
Ragebait..
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-07
FUCKING GET UP AND PISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE
1 KupKate95 2019-05-07
Other than the last hour, there's a few places during the movie where there's enough of a lull to run to pee.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-05-07
Oh no, then you'd have to deal with the minor inconveniences of having a life-altering medical ailment? Well I won't stand for that.
1 KupKate95 2019-05-07
If it's really that big of a deal, they probably should just wait until they can buy the DVD and pause it when they need to.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-05-07
Imagine not being able to sit for 3 hours without having to piss.
It's over for diabetescels
1 PrimaryDetective 2019-05-07
don't forget about us alcoholicels
1 fernguts 2019-05-07
Just when I thought MTV had reached "peak woke".
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-05-07
What the hell has to be wrong with you to perceive sitting and doing nothing for three hours as ableist?
1 KupKate95 2019-05-07
I would think someone who is used to having bladder problems would have adapted well enough to figure out a way around this problem. If you have to, there are articles you can look up saying when it's okay to take a pee break. CNET has one. This is just grasping at straws.
Also, I thought MTV hit peak wokeness when they began doing MTV Decoded, but I was wrong.
1 Dildokin 2019-05-07
Wear a diaper you stupid handicapped
1 e-guy 2019-05-07
Lawrence of Arabia is peak oppression then, I guess. 4 hours of film? How do those poor fat burgers do it? And just think of the t-girls on spiro! And the neckbeards who stick onto their seats through the adhesive power of mountain dew and cheeto dust! There's no hope for bladdercels!
1 Carl-Saganist 2019-05-07
ALL CINEMAS NEED DILATION STATIONS!!!