Brilliant reddit detective figures out that I'm actually a mayo based on the colour of my palms

17  2019-05-07 by SaIvadora

20 comments

If you find yourself comparing politics to sex you should neck yourself, because you're clearly doing both wrong.

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Post your selfie with timestamp, mayo

Ok then, here you go, just for you:

https://imgur.com/a/aDYJfvB

Please stop

Why? He asked for it.

That's what my rapist said.

Just because you withdrew consent later doesnt mean you were raped.

That's not what timestamp means, you mong. How do I know that you aren't taking these pics from a bussy forum that you moderate?

Nobody cares about you and how retarded you are. Stop trying to be the next lawlz.

Who dat?

Deuxrama

Imagine not being approved 😂😂😂

Actually I was banned, then unbanned, then banned, then unbanned, then banned, then unbanned and finally banned and then unbanned (current status).

🤔

It also took me a very long time to finally overcome my PTSD and post here again based on how much the overlords keep harassing me.

literally nothing lower than faggot with a humiliation fetish tap dancing for white boys on the internet to get off

Where did I do that?

Your body is disgusting and I would only reluctantly have sex with it

... but you would fuck me?

How about if you cant see me? I could wear a mask, or get behind a glory hole and give you oral. will even lick your butt and gibe you foot massages.

He's over here officer

Oooo9h yea! Please send all the sexy officers my way to gang fuck my virgin bussy.