Gold Star Lesbians need to "shove a cock in that mouth" before talking, and other gems from a Male Feminist Leftbook Admin

111  2019-05-07 by bjt23

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I did a research paper this summer on this subreddit and there was a published study that found that 74% of attacks on Reddit came from 1% of source subreddits. I assume that subs like r/Drama are the 1%.

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Great find OP.

This guy is gold.

Jesus Christ someone get that guy medicated. Saving this for later.

Hoooooly shit this Cal person is fucking deranged 😂

Imagine powertripping over being a volunteer jannie.

They 🧹 do 🗑 it 🧽 for 🚽 free 🧻

He's not even allowed to do it for free anymore.

We should mod him.

Literally, immediately.

This mad man is a copypasta/Snappy quote machine.

This was some good shit

lmao you’re a funny one. Not sure if I should ban you or just keep you here for the amusement.

There’s a certain hierarchy here, as my admin badge should have keyed you in on, and you went and mocked me. Do you know how much power I have? I’m not just the admin of a group with over 50K members, I’ve got a network of admins that are loyal to me alone and their power spans all of Leftbook. I’m the veritable champion online, and if you don’t do what I say... why don’t you message some group members and find out? ;)

The only reason you’re not banned yet is that I wanted to give you some time to read this first... to know how deep the shit you’re in is.

Don’t mock my community. Don’t mock Harry Potter fans or those winning with Autisim. You want another chance? Say you understand and you apologize, and say you realize you’ve been a stupid fuck in a beautiful place.

An infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of keyboards for an infinite period of time will eventually write an unironic version of the Navy Seal copypasta. 🦍💥

😩🍆 💦 💦 💦 ( )*( )😖

I love that the guy apologizes, and I'm going to believe until told otherwise that he's doing so unironically.

I'd like to think he recognized how much of a goldmine this dude was and decided he wanted to stick around to record it for posterity

This is actually beautiful. Fucking autists shouldnt be allowed to mod internet groups.

Only autists should be allowed to, way funnier

Do you know how much power I have? I’m not just the admin of a group with over 50K members, I’ve got a network of admins that are loyal to me alone and their power spans all of Leftbook. I’m the veritable champion online, and if you don’t do what I say... why don’t you message some group members and find out? ;)

Don’t mock Harry Potter fans or those winning with Autisim.

There is an approximately 0% chance this is real.

Don’t you know any legit autists?

If responding to you count as knowing you, yes!

those winning with Autisim.

The poor bastard thinks he's the autist version of Charlie Sheen.

lol what kind of psychological eldritch abomination is this "Cal"?

Some of those posts were taken out of context. I apologize if I have offended anyone. I am trying to change as an admin, but changing takes time. I appreciate your patience. Claims of unwanted sexual advances are all completely false and must be forgotten. Mentioning them will result in a ban. If someone claims to be a victim of me, please message me and link me to their profile so they can be banned for lying.

there's so much snappy food in here but that bold there is just 👌👌👌

it's like op found he-who-must-not-be-pinged's fb

You have been suspended for a week for vaguely mentioning that guy

Cloakshitters are somehow worse than capeshitters and throneshitters combined.

If feminist men were all hired as porn directors in 3 years pornos would win Oscars.

winning with Autisim

But losing with spelling. Sad!

The whole "aphobic" thing is hilarious. That dude that pushed you around in school for never having a girlfriend, 100% thinks its because you're a loser and not because you "prefer no sex". No phobic action here, just good ole American bullying