y'all can't behave so you actually can't get unbanned lmao

198  2019-05-08 by justcool393

original post regarding the ban out is here

so apparently the admins have declared from on high that sending your pictures to the mods with your underwear in your mouth is considered doxing

but you can do a similarish thing in /r/roastme or /r/gonewild or something. that's ok and totally not a double standard.

if you are approved or whatever i'd assume you'd be allowed to make "roast me /r/drama posts" since that's kinda ok.

please stop sending us those photos though.

sorry.

to appeal, basically just entertain us. if it's good enough you might get unbanned. you might not. who knows.

to the 8 of you who've already done it, you can keep your unban and approved submitter status.

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I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇

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What about unrelated photos of me with my underwear in my mouth? Like what if I do it just for fun

based underwearphilia

Answer my question you fucking coward

im not a cop idc wat u do

Spread those cheeks and cough

Have you sewed any underwear yet?

not yet

Do you have some kind of realtime alerts that I can subscribe to? Like an RSS feed or mailing list or whatever the current thing is?

I'm pretty sure I heard that you have a discord.

Plz halp, all this suspense is killing me.

lol

I brought these photos from home.

Every time I think that the admins have reached the height of retardedness they break yet another glass ceiling. Bravo /u/spez

Exponentially impressive.

It really is unironically astounding just how inconsistent and incoherent admin "policy" can be on this site.

Spaz almost certainly has his messaging turned off. You have to ping some low-ranking supplicant like /u/sodypop

They truly do aim to be the mightiest janitors in the world.

We really shouldn't devalue the work cleaning staff do by comparing them to reddit mods.

Kinda trying to see if I’ll get banned for saying literally one negative thing, if I do, good luck, I’ll be a statistic for you

Another flawless victory for Reddit

In their defense, we really shouldn’t encourage the preteen mentally ill people that browse this board to post photos with their cumstained undies in their mouth

enough about your posting tho

And why not?

Just not in this sub since they do it in others

mods probably didnt allow his appeal

Imagine siding with r/drama jannysquad on anything ever.

r/drama bluechecks were a mistake.

? Tf is a r/drama bluecheck and what makes me one?

Lmao how were people so hysterical when they totally didn’t care about this sub?

When you declare “No Homers” you invite the wrath of the Homers

I guess so. It’s weird that other blanket bands don’t get admin attention though.

booBwollaG was caught in the banout.

Who dat?

(read the name in OP backwards)

Ya know, the powermod / pedo who shall not be named

Ohhh. Well with a name like dat.

Just because people don't care about a revolting pile of shit doesn't make it stop being a revolting pile of shit.

wait did i seriously get approved for that shit i sent you

I don't see you as an approved submitter or a modnote about sending a pic. Share modmail link?

Nice

Oh wait no what's the opposite of nice

Jesus Christ what do you eat? 🤢

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 AHHHHH

Well played

Based and fiberpilled

Insert piano music from 2g1c here

Gussy. Not even once.

Man, you got my hopes up for bussy and all I get is boring vanilla shit.

But it's voluntary?

If I sent you my full name and address will r/Drama be banned?

Do it. Plz

Be the brave

Admin will say it’s because of coercion and they don’t want users to assemble information on other users that way since it’s not voluntary.

Why does reddit really care?

It’s a tactic that pedos use to target kids.

send it to /r/chapotraphouse.

Hey, you get my private message on the twitch thing and just ignored it, or what?

>when admins suggest people submit drawings instead

does the influence of r/OwMyBenis know no bounds?

52000+ bans, sub count drops by about 3k. Typical janny success rate of 5% lul

i think most of the unsubs come from the css

We better keep the css

I had to turn off the CSS because it made the text blurry

It made my CPU fan ramp up to overdrive

its fixed now, just that if you click any where you unsub but you can block it easily if youre not retarded

Lmao imagine being one of the 8 that actually posted instead of making alts

Just don’t get banned

How the fuck do they not consider literally every iteration of the /r/gonewild variety to be doxxing, under this pretense?

they, quite literally, dont trust drama mods

Why, are you all some sort of weirdo Iowans, trans, Jews, Kiwis, Minecraft developers, and other lowlifes?

Tbh I'm surprised you went with "Kiwi" and not "lawyer" when calling me a lowlife.

I like to be inclusive and for some reason I thought there was a Bay Area patent law amongst us.

Hey, I will have you know I have never been near Iowa.

Well I mean to be fair there were/are some untrustworthy folx in the modteam. Like darqwolff, shame he got arrested.

Mememods are great tho.

its an enjoyable lifestyle

I don't think of you as a meme. Don't you literally do a ton of the work (for free)?

maybe 😒

I saw in another comment you might not be feeling well. It's ok to be almost blue, just don't go full mood indigo.

Yeah doesn't matter what outfit they wear while they clean up the vomit, if they are cleaning it up they are a real janitor.

Hardwork is the greatest meme of them all

cope

I lend some of my incredible amount of legitimacy to the mod team.

Who?

Exactly

I wonder how many sex offenders mod in gonewild? Gotta be at least 33%

40% to be precise

My favorite percentage!

I don’t know if I see their point or not. Yeah the meme-mods, but I feel like those are usually contained.

Nobody should trust drama mods tbf

I bet they're worried you guys are gonna compile images and release them to the public for a gas or something

ya thats what they said

Sounds like you need to flood the mod pool with power mods and generic San Francisco techie types.

So now, after we know no one else will be sending those, can you compile those images and release them to public?

no lol

Can you send me your used underwear? I will put it into my mouth and post to this sub 😍

oh gee i wonder why

dont be mean

To be fair, there is no monetary incentive for you to conduct yourselves responsibly.

Do we either?

I'm a sjw from New York working in tech mod me and I can speak the admins language

Based and correctpilled.

It’s coercion when you ban someone for arbitrary reasons and ask for something.

r/gonewild is just whore island.

/r/drama is a privilege, not a right.

Keep the gub'ment out of my r/drama

Privilege seems to end at using it to generate an archive of people linked to usernames which could or could not be used for doxxing and blackmail.

That’s the answer though.

If you take a pic like that just so you can use a subreddit as retarded as this, you deserve to be doxxed tbh

Agree.

It's for the greater good, we were going to blackmail them into taking hormones.

The only thing I can think of is that GW subs don't require any part of a user's head to be shown, just their body and a paper with their username and a date stamp.

Asking someone to put their underwear in their mouth could show their face.

I'm grasping at straws here.

/r/roastme almost invariably requires both a face shot amd a million comments about the user's comment history.

It's almost as if the admins are wildly inconsistent and bigly gay. Shocking, really.

I remember when I was banned for being the victim of a fake-doxxing.

Hell yeah, brother. Cheers from North Korea.

Kiwi lawyers knowing /r/nfl memes? Convince me you aren't a commie infiltration unit.

I even picked the one /r/nfl meme that isn't some fucking lame copy of nonsensical bullshit from /r/nba.

Jon Gruden is driving around town trying to find food for Kelvin Benjamin. He's so autistic x4.

Reeeeeeeeee

You can put underwear in your mouth without showing your whole face..

Just another reason trump won.

Wait did people actually send pics? 😂😂😂😂

Ye

Oh you’re in trouble now

Truly based

THEY DO IT FOR MONEY

Maybe make a sub called r/undiesbussyface or something?

/u/justcool393 I joined your patreon because I support you and want to see you do well

v wholesome

I saw that. Thank you! :)

You have a Patreon? For what? Link?

For posting programmer socks

I once bought lawlz a steam giftcard because he was sad

Well shit, I actually went back to that post like 2 days ago to plug it into /u/elephantofdoom's Lawlz fan art list (you should BTW) but I didn't think you'd do that. How sweet 🤗

That’s so sweet 🤗

hi5 fellow jc patreon supporter

Wait, he's got a patreon?

Most jannies have a patreon. How do you think the /r/politics mods manage to spend their entire life monitoring the masses?

Shillbucks, rubles or Bitcoin.

What is /u/justcool393's patreon link?

I haven't seen her share it here yet, /u/justcool393 is it cool if i link it?

yes

TIL some sweaty dorks in San Francisco are offended by the male love-hole.

Squares. 😡

Is anti-evil in charge of the definition of doxing now?

In between jerking off to the latest hentai fapterial

This whole thing was a scheme by the mods to get kids to send them a picture of themselves with their underwear in their mouths.

Give us the list of the users who sent this pics, I want to make sure to block them so I don't give those faggots attention

i cant take the suspense just ban me already

I'm secretly hoping I get banned as this sub is damaging my work productivity. I'm hoping I don't as it's fun enough to hurt my work productivity.

Right?

For fucks sake, with the underwear in the mouth and the post it on the forehead, barely 60% of a person's face was even visible at that point. Regardless, I think there is a solution to this problem. If the admins don't trust the mods to not leak the pictures, just change the rule to the pictures will be posted on a stickied post. That way the users are consenting to be "doxxed" and thus the admins can't stop it.

Probably all the CAutists who can't take a joke.

ITS OVER FOR UNAPPROVEDCELS

So this whole time the denizens of:

gonewild

asiansgonewild

gonewildcolor

onmww

ondww

bdsmgw

femdomgonewild

indiansgonewild

gaybros

chapotraphouse

hotwife

trollxchromosomes

cosplaygonewild

sexsells

analgw

milf

lingerie

girlsinjeans

highheelsgonewild

and many, many, many, more. Have been encouraging doxxing?!

And yes I took the /r/ out. God knows, that’s probably a fucking mega catastrophic nuclear incident.

Don't be a bitch, ping them all

Bussy first.

You'll get bussy when you hand over the goods

No I mean, in the sense of opening the door for a woman: bussy first. Ping em.

Damn that bot is slow. Also if I get banned then it's ban evasion time like a boss :sunglasses:

I sent the the photo (and underwear) via UPS, I submitted it early on. Since it will take a while to get there, will I still get approval status. It says its about halfway to reddit headquarters by now, i had to guess where mods lived.

The double standard is real, christ lol

he takes his ban appeal process very seriously

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You really don’t realize that your entire idea for unbanning is how pedos target kids online in gaming forums?

There was a whole episode of to catch a Predator on this.

The original idea was posting bussy but we decided asking potentially underage people to send nudes would put the rest of us in darqwolf territory. The rest of the modteam is proudly pedophile-free.

That's a mfn lie

Explain the underwear thing then.

It's crude but not lewd

having underage people show us their buttholes will definitely land us in hot water, but having them instead write a portmanteau of boy pussy on their forehead and shove some cum stained undies in their mouths is totally fuckin kosher lol

Yes

it's over

How come you’ve been banning people for days and we’re still at 97k subs? How do you drama mods manage to be so useless

Banning somebody doesn't unsub them and if the majority of people on the list were inactive alts they aren't going to unsub.

Looks like I was only one out of ten to have the balls to do it

NOPE

ITS STILL ROLLING

55,000 GONE, 37,000 LEFT

I'm kind of surprised there were so few of us tbh

Are they actually retarded?

Y ' A L L

C A N ' T

B E H A V E

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Ban me

if I get banned this sub dies so I know it's all good fam either way I win 😎😎😎😎 cy@

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r/Drama - a place to get banned

The admins getting involved has got to be the funniest part yet.

Wew lads did I survive the snap?

Creating a new account to evade the ban is funnier than participating in Drama's meta-memes.

Think the bot has died. Somebody needs to restart it.

Thats hilarious considering no one raised any issue of us verifying folks at BPT

I guess face pics are a step to far for them

Imagine unironically jestermaxxing for mods.

Such a cheap attention whoring. Reddit is indeed dying

Gottem

N

Hee hee

is there any reason it won't let me subscribe

thanks

Hmmmm

I’m just using a different account to circumvent the ban. I don’t know what rules mean anymore. I learned it from watching you, Reddit admins. I learned it from watching you.

(Seriously though, can y’all unban u/serial_crusher? This is my porn alt so it’s slightly harder to switch accounts at work)

Y’all cant behave so I locked this thread

L

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Reminder to all mods that we can just make a new account to keep calling you retards

Lol imagine being banned.

?

so apparently the admins have declared from on high that sending your pictures to the mods with your underwear in your mouth is considered doxing

but you can do a similarish thing in /r/roastme or /r/gonewild or something. that's ok and totally not a double standard.

Lol at every one of you whiny stupid assholes.

I just got banned from my alt account and I’ve never been here, what gives lol

Hahahahahahahahahha.

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What the fuck do you expect from a drama subreddit???

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Reading that this is an actual issue for you all, after you all pledged to ban all 'right wingers' makes me so fucking happy you have no idea. Instant karma, god what a fucked up subreddit to fucking forget exists for the rest of my life HAHAHAH

tfw you miss the ban

hey guys i'm new what's going on in this sub?

TIL r/Drama is a thing.

This is the most autistic thing /r/drama has ever done. I'm not even mad.

Was anyone actually banned?

banned

Hi

Nice, great to see such open minded people in the world!

this is so pathetic, I never posted here and you noticed my talent from far away, you think you can just hook me up to some drama with this ban. But I'm not like that, I'm free like the wind, I'm a lone ranger, nobody can ever tame me.

thank you mods, very cool