I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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Ramadan mubarak brother. 🕋

It's Haleem time bitches! Time to gain 10 more kgs!

I really hope she cucks him. He doesn't deserve to pass on his genes.

Ohhh she is cucking him for sure.

Why isn't he embracing Islam he could treat his foid like property

Lie to strengthen Islam; Qur'an 3:54, 9:3, 16:106, 40:28

Checks out

I would convert in his situation. Why would you want to be an athiest? The leader of your church is a dude who shoves peeled bananas up his booty

Umm sir, who is this prophet who shoves bananas up his booty?

The amazing atheist.

Oh he's Canadian, is he?

OP better get his fine ass into witness protection. Don’t the Muslims have a strict no backsies rule?

No all he has to say is I divorce you three times and it is over.

No I mean the disavowing of Islam. I’m prettyyyy sure I recall that was a nono

Treating the foid like chattel is the easy part

They have the least strict divorce laws probably (if you're a man)