I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
IDK who I hate more; her for being so hot, me for being too ugly to ever have a chance with her, or al gore for inventing the internet which led to my discover of her
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-08
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 SQLerection 2019-05-08
Hey Reddit, do you want to fuck my mum or grandma?
1 Wheretheflowersgrew 2019-05-08
Post a pic first.
1 LeEpicMemerDude69420 2019-05-08
Post GILF.
1 Cole-187 2019-05-08
your sister.
1 fermented_dog_milk 2019-05-08
😷😷
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-05-08
Of all the things you could complain about, you picked this?
1 xlhat 2019-05-08
Yes.
1 TaysThirdGussy 2019-05-08
Based and hot mom pilled
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-08
It oppresses those of us with ugly moms.
1 TaysThirdGussy 2019-05-08
How ugly your mom be?
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-08
Eh I’m not karma farming with her on that sub, sorry ma.
1 TaysThirdGussy 2019-05-08
Id still hit it
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-08
Ya. Thankfully someone did I guess.
1 TaysThirdGussy 2019-05-08
Your father not much of a looker either? Or is he not around anymore? It’s okay I never knew my dad.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-08
Nah my dad is an uber Chad actually. Captain America mf.
1 TaysThirdGussy 2019-05-08
Capeshit 🤬🤬🤬
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-05-08
We all make mistakes, especially your mom
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-08
And yet, here I stand. Truly a pharaoh amongst the primordial race of men. Fear not, my son, I have plans for you.
1 Ennui2778 2019-05-08
Volcel if you wouldn't.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-08
Lmao the best one was one the guy posted a picture of his grandma's titties from when she was a pin-up girl.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-08
I could prob do that if I knew where to look. 😔😔😔
Not pinup tho, just...frequently requested nude model for classes. Apparently.
1 LeEpicMemerDude69420 2019-05-08
Found it.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-05-08
Lol imagine whoring out your grandma for fake internet points.
1 Osterion 2019-05-08
she had already chosen to whore herself out. I feel worse for the women where its obvious the pictures were never meant to be shared in this way
1 xlhat 2019-05-08
my grandma was one of the original 2000’s poster to r/gonewild. She was so elegant and ahead of her time. Check out her gaping butthole.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-08
1 gksrnrdjlearner 2019-05-08
Amateur hour
1 dramaaccount1 2019-05-08
This is an impressive level of rage over anatomical terms.
1 jubbergun 2019-05-08
You have to admire someone who cuts to the chase like that.
1 xlhat 2019-05-08
I do.
1 rsrfy 2019-05-08
based and asspilled
1 Redactor0 2019-05-08
based and suppositorypilled
1 wow___justwow 2019-05-08
Vomit.
1 giganonce 2019-05-08
Imagine raising a son that ends up putting your pics on reddit for randoms to make horny comments about.
1 Momruepari 2019-05-08
looks like Angie Varona
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-05-08
it should be illegal to be as hot as that chick
IDK who I hate more; her for being so hot, me for being too ugly to ever have a chance with her, or al gore for inventing the internet which led to my discover of her
mfw
1 HeidekrautRot-Lila 2019-05-08
Future kids will bully each other by showing nudes of their grandma.
1 Tienwild 2019-05-08
yeet
1 haysenhdt 2019-05-08
I don’t see anything wrong with some Milf’s on a sub
1 fermented_dog_milk 2019-05-08
The sub should stop corrupting one another by looking at foids and should instead start posting hot dads
1 wow___justwow 2019-05-08
my dad in the 70s
1 fermented_dog_milk 2019-05-08
You’re dad was a 4/10 at best probably wouldn’t do for a post on that sub
1 SpareZucchini42069 2019-05-08
good idea