I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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I've heard people call Trump (a man with five kids from 3 wives) an incel. Pizza was right, it really means nothing.

They'll call him an incel in the same breath as talking about how he cheated on his model wife with a pornstar.

I agree with you, but I am physically incapable of saying that he was right about something.

Trump is obviously not an incel and you can easily tell by bis personality but this Notch hambeast looks exactly like the fedora meme and acts like it too so its not hard to cast him as an incel. No one would touch that land whale with a 10 foot pole if he wasn’t rich. Fat people are all disgusting.

He married his long time girlfriend, also a swedish programmer, in early 2011. That was less than a year after he quit his day job and founded his company.

A few months later his father killed himself.

A few months after that he sold his company to Microsoft.

A few months after that, their daughter was born.

A few months after that they got divorced.

Dude turned down an invitation by fuckin Snoop Dogg to come hang out. Imagine how much of a dork you have to be for that

peak redditor

Snoopcels btfo

it’s OVER for D-O-DOUBLE G-cels

black smoke weed man good, also I speak jive

also I speak jive

Good to see another blackpeopletwitter user 'dawg' 🤗🤗

I kno rite? Smdh man fr bruh

One time i got lost into a twitter rabbit hole and found some mullato or almost all white wigger account. Was like steaight parody but sadly just probably actually retarded. Tweets like

"We out here finnah make it cuh" with emojis of money and shit

His name is Shawn King and he is 100% mayo

ooga booga muh celebrites and weed lmao

he's just upset there will never be a lit snoopdog minecraft song 😭

Anyone who uses the word "dork" should be deleted off social media and probably thrown into gulag too tbh.

Snoop is a lame old man. I dont wanna hear regular people constantly talk about weed, why would I want to listen to a rich old black dude do it?

If everyones an incel no one is

Life-fuel

Over only after it began somewhat.

the real incel was inside of us all along

The real involuntary celibacy was the sex we weren't offered along the way.

Incel has become the new 'cuck',barely anyone who constantly uses it actually knows what it originally means or thinks its just the new catchy term to use.

'incel' is the liberals version of the rightoid's 'cuck'

they're used in exactly the same way - a vaguely sexually-degrading insult applied at random to people from the other camp

🐴👞 strikes again. wow this is a breakthrough in the social sciences of retardation

very true

look at you being all smart what are you still doing in drama

Only the high iq of at least of a std dev above 100 iq can be here. But we are the smart dregs of society.

The proper emoji is 👢 (whore shoe theory)

it started with snowflake. it initially meant someone who went out their way to make themselves as unique as possible, now it means someone who disagrees with me.

I thought snowflake was for easily melting aka easily triggered

I forgot that in elementary school you learn fhat all snowflake crystals are unique

Holy shit im retarded

it started with all the people on tumblr making their own genders and shit, and getting mad at people who said they were the same gender as them. they all wanted to be unique, and thats where Snowflakes came from.

And the Q thing is kinda equivalent to the whole Russiagate thing with the left.

Both were/are dumb conspiracy theories from the 2016 elections which gained plenty of steam with their respective sides.

One side somehow convinced each other that Trump was personally working for Putin and that somehow Russia had totally infiltrated the American election process

The other side were convinced that Hillary Clinton was responsible for unspeakable crimes, and that there was a group out there trying to bring it to light and make her pay for it.

These were both, to some extent, complete fabrications that people took way too seriously, probably a big part of that being that they wanted to support their side, and spreading lies/rumours about the opposing side is something anybody can get into.

Eventually people started taking it too literally.

How many of the people mocking Notch over Q, brought into the Russian conspiracy?

Two sides of the same coin. (Though the Q conspiracy did die a lot quicker than the Russian one, but the massively bold claims and promises which were never delivered probably didn't help)

Notch has pretty much been unPerssoned because he's disagreed with left-wing ideas.

tbh, most of the stuff he said on Twitter which he received flack for is pretty mild, occasionally said with the intention of causing controversy or trolling.

It's funny how personally people have taken it all.

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the Q thing is kinda equivalent to the whole Russiagate thing

nah dude. don't get me wrong, the russiagate thing has been a pathetic attempt by the left to grasp every red straw they can possibly find, but it's not analogous to the Q phenom at all.

multiple people (manafort, flynn, Papadopoulos) are doing hard time over the Russia thing. On the flip side, we still don't even know that Q is a real thing and not a total troll

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multiple people (manafort, flynn, Papadopoulos) are doing hard time over the Russia thing.

they're doing time for other things that were discovered as a side effect of the muller investigation, but not for "the russia thing."

I mean "Trump is a secret Russian asset in the pocket of Putin" is a thing that could theoretically have occurred in reality, "Democratic politicians are satanic pedophilic cannibals who harvest babies' adrenal glands and only Trump, anointed by God, can stop them" not so much lmao

Democratic politicians are satanic pedophilic cannibals who harvest babies' adrenal glands and only Trump, anointed by God, can stop them

Wheres the lie?

That some imaginary sky man can stop Moloch's plans from coming to fruition

It is over for our local incels-cels

Waiting for people to claim Hitler was an incel and finally create the fated Nazi-incel label union.

“Kinda sad, I imagine when you've got all that money and can't tell who is really a friend and who's a gold digger, internet anonymity seems ever more appealing.”

Don’t act like you have one person in your life who knows your name, family doesn’t count.

How are we sure that Notch is not an incel? All he does on twitter is shitpost. Other rich billionaires upload pics of their coke fuelled parties with VS models.

He is a /r/drama mod it might be even be true.

What are you trying to say?

I've seen at least 2 /r/drama mods suck dick on camera so claiming they're incels is extremely inaccurate sweaty.

married

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incel

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How could anyone call /u/xNotch an incel? He's rich, so even if he comes across as a billionare pedo he could still pay someone to touch his dick if he wanted to. Y'all niggas jealous.

So that's what "incel" means, he's mean on Twitter.

This but unironically

"Incel" joined the likes of "toxic" and "creepy" with regards to not actually having a meaning. It's just kind of a nebulous term people use to describe things they don't like.

Don't forget "male", "female", and "gender".

oh sweaty, there's way too much to unpack about what you just said and I just don't have the time

First of all, I identify as "clammy" or "moist", not "sweaty".

Secondly, the fact that there is a lot to unpack is the problem.

• calls notch an incel

• just a few words later says micro&soft have done something good after W7

• obvious cope

To be fair, the dude was whining on twitter a few years ago how women were repelled by his shit personality despite being rich as fuck and that he is a lonely hateful dweeb

source?

These are all from like 2015

Found a great girl, but she's afraid of me and my life style and went with a normal person instead. https://twitter.com/notch/status/637563733124980736?s=09

The problem with getting everything is you run out of reasons to keep trying, and human interaction becomes impossible due to imbalance. https://twitter.com/notch/status/637562496056995840?s=09

Hanging out in ibiza with a bunch of friends and partying with famous people, able to do whatever I want, and I've never felt more isolated.

He deleted this one but you can search it

In sweden, I will sit around and wait for my friends with jobs and families to have time to do shit, watching my reflection in the monitor. https://twitter.com/notch/status/637563226755067904?s=09

Since then u/Notch has become a twitter troll because hes a loney fat neckbeard that no one can stand to be around

Well shit, even if you literally make it to the top 1% a d not have to worry about work or money, you still can't go out and drink a beer with your buddy because he's a wage slave still.

those are pretty common rich people problems.

What does being married and being a billionaire have to do with not being an incel? Nobody wiul touch this ugly landwhale if he wasn’t rich. Guys a fat ugly disgusting pos. Fat people are repulsive. The level of cope in this thread is off the charts.

Doesn’t make him any less of a fat disgusting neckbeard. The level of cope defending this tub of lard is hilarious to me. Incel is really more of a state of mind anyway, I bet theres braincel freaks who have gotten laid in the past either with money or rape or whatever. Virgins are people who haven’t had sex.

the level of anger at him for not falling for your tricks is hilarious to me

falling for your tricks

lmao what the fuck are you on about

wow so angry

You seem to be getting pretty emotional about this.

Calling Notch fat and disgusting is pointing out an obvious fact, completely unrelated to any emotions I may have.

Seems like you're just jealous af

Yeah I wish I was morbidly obese

COPE you wish you were that rich, also you're probably already morbidly obese

So much for radical centrism. Enjoy sucking off ur hambeast daddy, faggot.

So much anger sweaty, tone down the homophobia

Seems like you're just jealous af

Non celibate /= non virgin

It's about current state for celibacy and he's not married currently so no idea if he actually pounds gussy or not right now

The whole involuntary part of incel does blur the meaning of just the cel part but I'd say it's still about if he could have sex with someone now or not, not if he has, so could go either way for involuntary celibacy since he has money but is also ya know... Notch

Even though the n-word is the worst word anyone can utter, no one finds it problematic when the blacks says it, either the hard or soft version.