One of my friends growing up was from a middle eastern family. His dad had a pretty based way of dealing with this. They were all ridiculously obsessed with food and constantly eating. At an event the dad was eating a hot dog.
The son asked: “Oh, dad...Is that a turkey dog?”. The dad straight up looked at the hot dog for like 5 seconds and said: “hmm idk. I didn’t ask. Probably!”. Then scarfed that sucker down. It was very clearly not a turkey dog.
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1 LucidHuckleberry 2019-05-08
Literally does not compute.
1 collectijism 2019-05-08
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-08
Classic combo
1 collectijism 2019-05-08
I would like the godfather extra salami on dutch crunch
1 young_junker 2019-05-08
😋
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-05-08
One of my friends growing up was from a middle eastern family. His dad had a pretty based way of dealing with this. They were all ridiculously obsessed with food and constantly eating. At an event the dad was eating a hot dog.
The son asked: “Oh, dad...Is that a turkey dog?”. The dad straight up looked at the hot dog for like 5 seconds and said: “hmm idk. I didn’t ask. Probably!”. Then scarfed that sucker down. It was very clearly not a turkey dog.
1 Karmawasforsuckers 2019-05-08
Prosciutto is godly
1 le_epic_xd_part_2 2019-05-08
Based Italian patriot. Even Italian Muslims know the power of the mighty prosciutto
1 MotorButterscotch 2019-05-08
Guess they've never seen store bought pork full of puss.
1 mooples2260 2019-05-08
I didn't know babies could subscribe to a religious ideology
1 collectijism 2019-05-08
Hezbollah would like to speak with you. Can you download telegram?
1 collectijism 2019-05-08
Hezbollah would like to speak with you. Can you download telegram?
1 Occidite 2019-05-08
Needlessly bitchy exchanges like that always make it to the top of the sub because r/justnomil is frequented by the worst fucking people alive
1 collectijism 2019-05-08
I'm sure they would say the same about us
1 collectijism 2019-05-08
No brigading which one of you sick fucks wrote that?