Trump, the dumbest ugliest most orange motherfucker to ever exist, managed to become President of the United States while haemorrhaging money like only that draft dodging, two scoop having cocksucker could. Meanwhile the far superior and hyper intelligent Redditor can barely make it out the front door in the morning without at least two fits of histrionics and a suicide attempt. What did they mean by this?
Trump, the dumbest ugliest most orange motherfucker to ever exist, managed to become President of the United States while haemorrhaging money like only that draft dodging, two scoop having cocksucker could.
I mean if I inherited a previously red-hot real estate company from my dad in addition to the hundreds of millions of liquid assets I could probably do at least as well as Trump.
You gotta love how either side act like they know wtf it means. I just heard some ‘tax expert’ on RT lay out like 7 different scenarios it “could be.” I think the rad centrist take is I have zero fucking clue and have no stance 🤷🏿♂️
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-05-08
Are you black or something? Why do you think fathers don't exist?
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1 Icerex 2019-05-08
Any random redditor has more business acumen than Daddy, plain fact. Try and cope all you want but the man is retarded at making money
1 zergling_Lester 2019-05-08
This but unironically.
1 will_suck_4_hormones 2019-05-08
Trump, the dumbest ugliest most orange motherfucker to ever exist, managed to become President of the United States while haemorrhaging money like only that draft dodging, two scoop having cocksucker could. Meanwhile the far superior and hyper intelligent Redditor can barely make it out the front door in the morning without at least two fits of histrionics and a suicide attempt. What did they mean by this?
1 rubber_inbox 2019-05-08
C O P E
1 will_suck_4_hormones 2019-05-08
Has Reddit fragility gone too far?
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-05-08
I mean if I inherited a previously red-hot real estate company from my dad in addition to the hundreds of millions of liquid assets I could probably do at least as well as Trump.
1 BlasterBallz 2019-05-08
Daddy is shit at running businesses
no amount of C O P E is gonna fix that.
1 longfacepug 2019-05-08
People will call for impeachment up until the day before the 2020 presidential winner will be announced.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-05-08
And for four years afterwards.
1 rubber_inbox 2019-05-08
Oh boy, I start to salivate just imagining the drama and the meltdowns.
It's a brilliant future for drama coin, my old chaps!
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-08
Radical Centrist - “Huh, it looks like he’s claiming losses on real estate investments. I’m not sure if that means he’s actually losing mon-“
Reddit - “COPE! SEETHE! COPE! HAHA COOOOOOOOPE!”
1 escargott 2019-05-08
The only true view
1 Intensely_Accurate 2019-05-08
You call yourself a centrist? Lmao
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-08
I do.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-05-08
Lmao
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-08
rude
1 FarTooManySpoons 2019-05-08
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1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-08
Based
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-08
You gotta love how either side act like they know wtf it means. I just heard some ‘tax expert’ on RT lay out like 7 different scenarios it “could be.” I think the rad centrist take is I have zero fucking clue and have no stance 🤷🏿♂️
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-08
I’m going to take a guess that most of the people mad at me don’t pay personal property tax yet
1 Kat_B0T 2019-05-08
I’m going to go with a yes on that one. I’d be shocked if most of these neets had a car payment tbh
1 FarTooManySpoons 2019-05-08
It's over for homeowner-cels.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-05-08
for u
1 tHeSiD 2019-05-08
Everyone calling daddy a dum dum... Well why are you the president huh???
1 MurkyCustard 2019-05-08
LMAO
1 McLennonOTP 2019-05-08
u/toqom can you explain this please? This is woke beyond measure