Story time sisters ☕💅
17 2019-05-09 by wNNNNNNNNNbc
Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁♀️💁♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖♀️🧖♀️ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞♂️🧞♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦♀️🤦♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗 @everyone
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1 tiraichbdfthr 2019-05-09
So today was the first day that it was nice enough outside to go for a run and after being stuck on a treadmill all winter I was looking forward to it. I headed down to the school track near me and started the run. After a few laps I noticed a few women giving me dirty looks as I passed them. At first I just shrugged it off but then I noticed them actually pointing at me and when I passed them this time one of the women flagged me down.
"Do you really think it's appropriate to have that tattoo exposed in public?" She asked.
"What, this?" I said gesturing to my shoulder.
"Yes, it's a hate symbol" she said.
I took a moment to compose myself and also to remind myself I'm not online so I couldn't tell her to just flat out fuck off.
"This isn't a hate symbol, it's a Celtic shield", I said, chewing back adding a "you cunt" at the end of that sentence.
"No, it's an iron cross and that's a Nazi symbol" this bitch replied.
After a minute or so more of trying to convince her it wasn't an iron cross I just popped my headphones on and took off running again. The next lap she flagged me down again.
"I'm going to call the police if you don't leave, there are kids here and they shouldn't be exposed to that" she said, her friends nodding along. So at this point I just decided to drop the niceties.
"What the fuck are you going to tell the cops? That the 4th reich is rising up on a fucking running track? They'll laugh in your face."
She turned back to her friends and they were mumbling to each other for a few seconds then finally she turned back and said "We'll let you go this time but don't come back, especially when there are kids here. If you do come back, make sure to cover up your Nazi tattoo". The nerve of this bitch.
I wish I had said something clever but I just blurted out "go fuck yourself lady" and went back to running. I don't know if they were scared of me or just done walking around the track at 3mph while pretending it was exercise but they left pretty soon after that.
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1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-05-09
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